Snakes On A Plane!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Fear the power of Thursday!

...hmm. I suppose Thursday really isn't that scary, come to think of it. But what's really scary is that there's hundreds of you who have not played the quiz of the week yet. Hundreds of you! Just sitting around waiting or lurking or whatever it is one does on the internet. Why wait? Go out there and play! Grab life by the [BLEEP] and try something crazy, like the quiz!

Or try some different crazy, like eating a kitten, as gwenhyffar insisted I do:


Also, SNAKES ON A PLANE. Tomorrow. It's happening. Complete with snakes. If you're in NYC tomorrow evening, come join CV and others and watch Samuel L. Jackson go all Ezekiel 25:17 on some snakes. On a plane. Did I mention snakes?

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well, I think it was originally "Snakes On Board A Plane" but it just didn't flow right. Also, the acronym SOAP is easy to remember. SIAP is only easy if you're from Cambodia, and SOBAP sounds like some kind of alternative noodle.

Also, having not seen the film yet, I cannot actually say if in fact there is not some Super Boss Serpent at the end of the film that is resting outside the plane, coiled around the fuselage and spawning new snakelings, and waiting for Samuel L. Jackson to step outside and do battle with it.

I'm just sayin'.

[firebrand618.livejournal.com]

oh, see, I hate to ruin the ending for you. . . but it's, in fact, an exceptionally large kracken of Pirates fame, leftover after filming. the union had to stick him in somewhere because of contract obligations. he was just messin' with Samuel with the whole snake thing. See, Jackson keels all the snakes DED, whereup on he is promptly consumed by said beastie. no worries, tho. we'll see him when Elizabeth and Will, et. al. catch up with Jack Sparrow and his crew in Pirates 3.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"I want these motherfucking pirates off my motherfucking ship!"

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

"I want these motherfucking captives walking my motherfucking plank!"

[firebrand618.livejournal.com]

*jack walks to the container with snakes. . .shakes .. . hears nothing* Where's the hiss-hiss?