Snakes On A Plane!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Fear the power of Thursday!

...hmm. I suppose Thursday really isn't that scary, come to think of it. But what's really scary is that there's hundreds of you who have not played the quiz of the week yet. Hundreds of you! Just sitting around waiting or lurking or whatever it is one does on the internet. Why wait? Go out there and play! Grab life by the [BLEEP] and try something crazy, like the quiz!

Or try some different crazy, like eating a kitten, as gwenhyffar insisted I do:


Also, SNAKES ON A PLANE. Tomorrow. It's happening. Complete with snakes. If you're in NYC tomorrow evening, come join CV and others and watch Samuel L. Jackson go all Ezekiel 25:17 on some snakes. On a plane. Did I mention snakes?

Comments

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

So these snakes... are they on a plane or something?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I have heard rumors that point in that direction, but can prove nothing.

[dwlikeebeinlost.livejournal.com]

I hear that is stays in a cage and flicks its tongue out every once and a while

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

I've seen a movie with snakes on a plane before. Indiana Jones did it better. You could feel the terror.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ah, but that movie only had one (admittedly large) snake on one (quite small) plane. I hear they really ramped the scale up on this movie. You can tell by the pluralization of the word "snake" into "snakes" that suggests that there might be two, or even three, snakes involved in the project. I am giddy with anticipation of- dare I hope- a quartet of snakes, in the same aircraft. Oh yeah.

[dwlikeebeinlost.livejournal.com]

DON'T EAT THE KITTY!!

(they are stringy....and that kitty is koot::pets::)

EAT A DONUT NAMED KITTY!!

Much better, and less bloody

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I do like donuts, this is true. Perhaps I could bake a donut shaped like a kitty. And fill it with red jelly. Mmmmm, kittydonutalicious...

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

He could have a strawberry filled one then it would at least look bloody.

you want to see something crazy

[david192.livejournal.com]

two words: cthulhu goatse

Re: you want to see something crazy

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

In fact, I do not want to see something that crazy. My eyes are already burning just thinking about what it could look like.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Is this plane in Spain? Is it flying mainly in the rain?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Snakes on a Musical: My Fair Ophidian

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for the next Teen Titans direct-to-video release to be called "Slades on a Plane", myself.

Damn, I could be in NYC tomorrow evening. I could drive there. But I already have tickets to a showing here in South Jersey.

I'll look through the liquor cabinet and see if there's any gin I can drink in CV's honor, then.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I guess it'll be better than the inevitable Harry Potter crossover, "Snapes On A Plane".

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

Pity the poor snakes! First they're driven out of Ireland (and the driver wouldn't let them stick their heads out the window or play with the radio, the meanie!). Then they're stuffed into cans and used as gag gifts. Let's not even talk about the plumbers. So they just want to get away from it all, have a nice vacation, and they can't even do that.

ISS THERE NO JUSSTISSE?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There is no justice. There's just us. And Samuel L. Jackson.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

From Monday's 'Countdown with Keith Olberman' on MSNBC, one of my favorite news shows:

"So let‘s get you up to speed on the current list of illicit liquids. Four ounces of liquid over-the-counter medicine was scary on Saturday, safe on Sunday. Five ounces is still a potential terror tool today. Solid lipstick was thrown out Thursday, but salvaged on Saturday.

Liquid lip gloss, still a potential terror tool today. Mascara was fine on Friday, sacked on Saturday. Contact lens solution, fearsome on Friday, safe on Saturday, unless it came in a 10-ounce bottle, in which case, it was still suspect Sunday.

And, of course, always dangerous, always will be, pudding."

Crap!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

They're on to us!

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

Dunno about snakes, which I am going to miss, sadly (::glares at CV::) but that kitten has ear mites.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ear mites? Alas, poor kitten. Nothing left for me to do but put it out of its mitesery and eat it. It's what he would have wanted.

And damn your crazy work schedule! You're missing snakes AND planes! Planes and snakes! Even, possibly, some plakes and snanes! Woe!

[kickthehobbit.livejournal.com]

[insert mandatory comment about chaosvizier eating pussy here]

Alas that I'm not actually anywhere that I have a hope of seeing SoaP before Saturday. :)

[chokatobuttrfly.livejournal.com]

Irony is that I just got back in the south from a trip to MD and NY.

But deliciousness is that I'm viewing Snakes on a Plane TONIGHT, that would be Thursday, at 10pm. Oh deliciousness indeed! Much more delicious than THAT kitten.

In speaking of delicious, this is the kitten that I mentioned that when I threaten to feed her to CV, her eyes glaze over. See, she's scared already! (she's bigger now though. damn thing gets bigger every week)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Bigger means meatier in my book!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

The only way you could convince me to see this movie is if I could see it with you good pipples in the NYC. Come down to AZ, I'll meet you in Phoenix and then show you our version--'Scorpions on a Bus'.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

So if Scorpions on a Bus is the Phoenix equivillent... would Pallmeto Bugs on a Boat be the Miami version? Bears in a Prius in California? Rats on a Subway in Manhattan?

[firebrand618.livejournal.com]

shouldn't this actually be "Snakes IN a Plane"?? Wouldn't "on" imply "position upon" or "attachment to or suspension from" a plane?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well, I think it was originally "Snakes On Board A Plane" but it just didn't flow right. Also, the acronym SOAP is easy to remember. SIAP is only easy if you're from Cambodia, and SOBAP sounds like some kind of alternative noodle.

Also, having not seen the film yet, I cannot actually say if in fact there is not some Super Boss Serpent at the end of the film that is resting outside the plane, coiled around the fuselage and spawning new snakelings, and waiting for Samuel L. Jackson to step outside and do battle with it.

I'm just sayin'.

[mistyraven.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT SEE THE SNAKES. WOE. I have to work tomorrow, Saturday, and Sunday and I have school tomorrow, so I couldn't see it tonight... :'( Woe, woe, lots of woe. Get your free Woe today, complete with a bottle of 'Mo!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Work Tomorrow and Saturday does not exclude Snakes Friday night. I contend that both can occur without fail. So Snake it up!

[elfie-samurai.livejournal.com]

...As long as the kitten doesn't eat YOU first. He looks quite prepared to chow down on whatever-that-black-thing-is.

Or is that perhaps his last meal before he goes to meet his maker? =P

[lyme.livejournal.com]

I am proud to say I have tickets to the midnight showing of Snakes on a Plane tonight, and that I've had them for 2 weeks in advance. >_>

Possibly the best place to see it will have to wait...

[wumbawoman.livejournal.com]

Because they still play movies on transatlantic flights, right?

I haven't travelled in awhile

[canadianevil.livejournal.com]

So, last night, I was reading through old LJDQs and in the midst of laughing hysterically, I came up with an idea for a drinking game. And today I wrote down stuff for it.

So, submitted for your approval is...

LJDQ Drinking Game Rules

Start by picking a month. Or two. Or do the whole damn run of the quiz if you have a kinky stomach pump fetish.

Find some alcohol, or caffeinated beverage, if you're underage. Annnd...

-One drink for each +1 or -1
-One drink for each double entendre
-One drink for any time pudding is mentioned. Also, eat pudding
-One drink for each person quoted more than once. And two drinks if they're quoted twice, etc.
-One drink each time a country is bashed
-One drink each time Bush is bashed. Join in with cheering
-One drink if you're in the quiz! Go you!
-One drink for each pseudo-pick up line
-One drink each time CV or AL is mocked
-One drink each time CV or AL is sucked up to
-One drink each time a question is made into a dirty joke
-One drink if you can think of a dirty joke the question could have been made into, but wasn't
-One drink for each single entendre
-One drink for each pop culture reference
-One drink for each pun
-Two drinks for each plus or minus that is more or less than one
-Two drinks if an award is given out, eg. Geek of the Week
-Two drinks for a pop culture reference that gets a plus or minus
-Three drinks if there are pictures! Yay, we like pictures!
-A shot each time alcohol is mentioned! Whee! (If the quiz is alcohol-themed, you can skip this)
-A shot if nobody gets the question right

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You are indeed an evil canadian. These rules are dynamite. And, honestly, it shouldn't take more than a month to break out the stomach pump.

Despite the potential for alcohol poisoning that your ideas represent, and despite being Canadian, you get a +2. I think that's 3 drinks and a shot you owe us. ;-)