Lump, Jump, Dump, Qissuchacraplettergoddammit

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

We're halfway through May and more! The year whizzes by at breakneck speed! Seasonal shift strikes with certainty! And, most importantly, this week's quiz is still up and running. College students, away with your finals and studiosity; put your brains to better use and play. Spread the word- The Quiz Is Among You, And It Is Legion. No, wait, that's Beelzebul. The point is, go play. Tell your friends to go play. Tell everyone on the internet how to find us. That's right, everyone.

And today I take my rage out on cute cultural icons instead:

Hello Kitty, I Will Eat Your SOUL!

Excelsior, true believers!

Comments

[sushimustwrite.livejournal.com]

Hey, no one can hear her scream.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Precisely. What's Kitty gonna say, "MMMMMMMM! MMMMM MMMMMMMM!"? Too bad for you, Hello Kitty!

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

You know, you can only kill one of those things with a hello Kitty vibrator.

http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/

[domestik-fucker.livejournal.com]

Something that cute should not go into the dark evil realms of a woman's anatomy.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

But I bet you can kill it over and over again. At varying speeds.

[alliterator.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, but Hello Cthulhu (http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/) can eat YOUR soul. If he feels like it.

... we have a soul now?

[germankitty]

Hello Kitty will kill you right back with Teh!Cute!!!

*points at icon*

[photosinensis.livejournal.com]

You know, I once had an idea to take a Hello, Kitty tarot deck and an H. P. Lovecraft tarot deck, swap out the major arcana, and use the two decks for readings.

It'd be the H. P. Kitty deck and the Hello, Cthulhu deck.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the Steven Wright joke:

"I played poker with a tarot deck once. I got a full house and four people died."

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

Now, who was it with the Hello Kitty "Tentacle Rape" icon? Was it someone here???

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

Ah. Here it is.

[yes-rhade.livejournal.com]

CAn I steal the Hello Kitty tentacle icon? It will be so great when I post my Yaoi.

[skfromstamford.livejournal.com]

HELLNO KITTY! GAH! MY SOUL IS SHRIVELING AND DYING!

[babybokal.livejournal.com]

And finals week claims another hapless victim's sanity.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

> Excelsior, true believers!

(+1, Stan Lee)

And you people are sick. Or nuts. I haven't decided which. Regardless, I'm still laughing my @$$ off.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm sick of nuts. People are always putting almonds or walnuts or peanuts or crap in perfectly good foods like brownies and ice cream, thus rendering them nasty and displeasing to the palate. Leave the nuts out of it, for god's sake! Keep them as an optional topping so you can add nuts at your leisure.

(Except for peanut butter, which is ok.)

[cpip.livejournal.com]

So what is Lux0red? Either (A) You've been illuminated by Latin (not quite blinded by science) or (B) accosted by Pyramids...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, it's that (C) I've been playing too much Luxor lately. Oh cheezy puzzle games, you're my ultimate weakness.

Qissuchacraplettergoddammit

[angledge.livejournal.com]

We could rename our creation the LiveJournal Daily Kwiz, if you like.

Re: Qissuchacraplettergoddammit

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Maybe once I finally run out of Q words. It's not bad yet, but we'll be in a real quizybuk soon enough.

[marasca.livejournal.com]

Kitty-chan! Kawaii!

I tell you, Hello Kitty is like a cuteness disease. You go over to Japan all tough and badass with your multiple piercings, tattoos, yakuza sunglasses (apparently the yakuza and I are the only people who wear sunglasses over here), loud music... But then the Kitty Disease seeps. Before you know it you're wearing pink and pointing at your students Hello Kitty tags saying, "Oh! Kawaii!"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And, for the record... Hello Kitty pocky? Yeeeeech. Well, not quite, but that fake strawberry flavor curdles the tongue. Still worth it for the cartoon on the back, though.

[wuwt.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you might get indigestion.

So can someone explain what Hello Kitty means? Is it a name or a greeting or breed? I.e, does this icon have a brother Hiya and cousin Bonjour; or a salutation as in "Hello, Kitty"; or there other breeds like an extremely bad tempered variety called "Get outa my face Kitty"?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

When it comes to the Japanese and their cultural icons, I just don't ask questions. It all comes down to ninjas killing me in my sleep, and I'm not ready to go there yet. I fear their ninja skills.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

I see your Hello Kitty, and raise you a Kawai Bob.

That's it. I got nuthin' else. I am now 38 and my brain has turned to jelly. But I'm listening to Def Leppard and Journey (Oh! Steve Perry, how I doth love thy voice!) 'cause Hubby is in Canada for a wedding (come on, you can make the logic leap) and I've had 2.5 Key Lime Martinis and I'm feeling no pain.

Until tomorrow am when the three daemon spawn Hubby left me with wake up and want breakfast....