Lump, Jump, Dump, Qissuchacraplettergoddammit

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

We're halfway through May and more! The year whizzes by at breakneck speed! Seasonal shift strikes with certainty! And, most importantly, this week's quiz is still up and running. College students, away with your finals and studiosity; put your brains to better use and play. Spread the word- The Quiz Is Among You, And It Is Legion. No, wait, that's Beelzebul. The point is, go play. Tell your friends to go play. Tell everyone on the internet how to find us. That's right, everyone.

And today I take my rage out on cute cultural icons instead:

Hello Kitty, I Will Eat Your SOUL!

Excelsior, true believers!

Comments

[sushimustwrite.livejournal.com]

Hey, no one can hear her scream.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

You know, you can only kill one of those things with a hello Kitty vibrator.

http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/

[domestik-fucker.livejournal.com]

Something that cute should not go into the dark evil realms of a woman's anatomy.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Precisely. What's Kitty gonna say, "MMMMMMMM! MMMMM MMMMMMMM!"? Too bad for you, Hello Kitty!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

But I bet you can kill it over and over again. At varying speeds.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

Evil? *snaps my whip* What do you mean "evil"?

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

It's fun to watch the bow fly off. *nods*

[domestik-fucker.livejournal.com]

Just a generalization, because heaven knows they can be.

[alliterator.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, but Hello Cthulhu (http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/) can eat YOUR soul. If he feels like it.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

Not insulted. I like it when men are in awe of my evil woman parts. bwahahaha.

... we have a soul now?

[germankitty]

Hello Kitty will kill you right back with Teh!Cute!!!

*points at icon*

[domestik-fucker.livejournal.com]

Ah~, but I'm not a man. ^ ~ I own one of those things as well.

[photosinensis.livejournal.com]

You know, I once had an idea to take a Hello, Kitty tarot deck and an H. P. Lovecraft tarot deck, swap out the major arcana, and use the two decks for readings.

It'd be the H. P. Kitty deck and the Hello, Cthulhu deck.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, I like it when women are in awe of my evil woman parts too. *G*

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

Now, who was it with the Hello Kitty "Tentacle Rape" icon? Was it someone here???

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the Steven Wright joke:

"I played poker with a tarot deck once. I got a full house and four people died."

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

Ah. Here it is.

[skfromstamford.livejournal.com]

HELLNO KITTY! GAH! MY SOUL IS SHRIVELING AND DYING!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

> Excelsior, true believers!

(+1, Stan Lee)

And you people are sick. Or nuts. I haven't decided which. Regardless, I'm still laughing my @$$ off.

[babybokal.livejournal.com]

And finals week claims another hapless victim's sanity.

[skfromstamford.livejournal.com]

As you of all people know, my sanity was gone long before finals week.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Your icon. I love it.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

So what is Lux0red? Either (A) You've been illuminated by Latin (not quite blinded by science) or (B) accosted by Pyramids...

Qissuchacraplettergoddammit

[angledge.livejournal.com]

We could rename our creation the LiveJournal Daily Kwiz, if you like.

[marasca.livejournal.com]

Kitty-chan! Kawaii!

I tell you, Hello Kitty is like a cuteness disease. You go over to Japan all tough and badass with your multiple piercings, tattoos, yakuza sunglasses (apparently the yakuza and I are the only people who wear sunglasses over here), loud music... But then the Kitty Disease seeps. Before you know it you're wearing pink and pointing at your students Hello Kitty tags saying, "Oh! Kawaii!"