ljdq | I'm totally lying here. Again.

1. Who's the sex machine, the private dick who gets all the chicks?

"I saw a sex machine once. Man, that hentai shit is freaky weird." -

uratsukedoji

"He prefers to be called 'Private Richard'." -

privaterichard

"As you wish." -

columbo

"I'm glad I ditched that Cybil Shepherd wench and went into action instead." -

brucewillis

"Angel's dreeeeeeeeamy." -

angelfangrrrrl

"Tom Selleck puts the 'AYE!' in Private Eye." -

magnum

"Samuel L. Jackson is such a hack. I make that shit work." -

rickroundtree

"

chaosvizier!" -

angledge
"

angledge!" -

chaosvizier
"Hey, I'm sexy too, guys!" -

chlaal

Correct Answer: "Shaft! He's a bad mother..."

Yes, we're still in the middle of work wackiness. And we still have a week before we post the answers to our ten question quiz extravaganza, which is still open to all players. Looks like early September's a busy month for everyone, but you can still find a bit of time to get up and give it a go with great gusto. Play! It's the cool thing to do.

Disclaimer: Most above usernames are made up for comedic effect. Apologies if they actually lead to real people; go figure.