[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] ljdq


1. Who's the sex machine, the private dick who gets all the chicks?

"I saw a sex machine once. Man, that hentai shit is freaky weird." - [livejournal.com profile] uratsukedoji

"He prefers to be called 'Private Richard'." - [livejournal.com profile] privaterichard

"As you wish." - [livejournal.com profile] columbo

"I'm glad I ditched that Cybil Shepherd wench and went into action instead." - [livejournal.com profile] brucewillis

"Angel's dreeeeeeeeamy." - [livejournal.com profile] angelfangrrrrl

"Tom Selleck puts the 'AYE!' in Private Eye." - [livejournal.com profile] magnum

"Samuel L. Jackson is such a hack. I make that shit work." - [livejournal.com profile] rickroundtree

"[livejournal.com profile] chaosvizier!" - [livejournal.com profile] angledge
"[livejournal.com profile] angledge!" - [livejournal.com profile] chaosvizier
"Hey, I'm sexy too, guys!" - [livejournal.com profile] chlaal

Correct Answer: "Shaft! He's a bad mother..."

Yes, we're still in the middle of work wackiness. And we still have a week before we post the answers to our ten question quiz extravaganza, which is still open to all players. Looks like early September's a busy month for everyone, but you can still find a bit of time to get up and give it a go with great gusto. Play! It's the cool thing to do.

Disclaimer: Most above usernames are made up for comedic effect. Apologies if they actually lead to real people; go figure.

Date: 2005-09-12 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarpo.livejournal.com
watch yo mouth

Date: 2005-09-12 06:52 am (UTC)
faithellen: (Default)
From: [personal profile] faithellen
I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft!

Date: 2005-09-12 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiffany.livejournal.com
Then I can dig it!

Date: 2005-09-12 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltwin.livejournal.com
I'm a nerd so I checked 'em out. Magnum and Columbo are apparently one guy named Thomas. Conspiracy theory?

Oh. And [livejournal.com profile] brucewillis likes toast. The breakfast of action heroes everywhere.

Date: 2005-09-12 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltwin.livejournal.com
Yes, yes. I realise this shows everyone I have no life, but I'm at work too and it's crap.

Date: 2005-09-12 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mamajoan.livejournal.com
Hmf, I'm just an afterthought? The nerve. Just for that, see when's the next time I give you a go with great gusto. ;P

Date: 2005-09-12 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragon-spirit.livejournal.com
MITCHELL! No, wait...

Date: 2005-09-12 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltwin.livejournal.com
See, why do people tell me this stuff exists? I just went and read all three posts and now I'll spend the rest of the day concerned for the sanity of others.

I also know everything I ever needed to know about Reggie Roundtree. So..how about a quiz on him someday soon so I can clean up for once?

Date: 2005-09-12 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltwin.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHA.

~loves~

Date: 2005-09-12 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mamajoan.livejournal.com
Oh, okay. Well in that case, uh, carry on.

Date: 2005-09-12 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cpip.livejournal.com
I love your icon.

Date: 2005-09-12 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] david-deacon.livejournal.com
"Me." - [livejournal.com profile] david_deacon

I knew it was a fake set of answers when it took up less than an entire screen.

Date: 2005-09-12 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puredeadthingy.livejournal.com
Mofo? Don't you mean 'melon-farmer'?
From: [identity profile] utforsker.livejournal.com


TAFT!

He's a baaaaaad muthaf-

Shut yo mouth!

Date: 2005-09-12 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovellama.livejournal.com
Ooo! Like your icon! May I snag w/ credit?

Date: 2005-09-12 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ekwy.livejournal.com
Is that an Eddie Izzard quote I see upon thy icon? Why, I believe it is! *fangirls*

Date: 2005-09-12 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginalin.livejournal.com
Cagney and Lacey. Or was that just a rumor about them?

Date: 2005-09-12 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovellama.livejournal.com
I've seen these sex machines. They've got their own website. I'll never look at my Kitchen Aid mixer in the same way again....
From: [identity profile] deltashade.livejournal.com
What's that sexy adjective for all our mental states?

Daft!

Date: 2005-09-12 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deltashade.livejournal.com
I remember Corey Hart. Once again, VH1 says it best:

"The only two people who wear sunglasses at night are blind people and assholes. And Corey Hart isn't blind."

Date: 2005-09-12 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mamajoan.livejournal.com
Thanks! [livejournal.com profile] savvyscamp made it.

Date: 2005-09-12 11:31 am (UTC)
shirenomad: (confused)
From: [personal profile] shirenomad
Hmm, that's odd. Normally I can see my own answers to the quiz after I post them (greyed out to indicate that it's been screened and not approved for viewing), but this time, nothing. Do you guys take it personally if I post a second time to make sure it went through?

Date: 2005-09-12 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltwin.livejournal.com
Sure thing! :D

Date: 2005-09-12 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltwin.livejournal.com
~fangirls yours in return~

IOW, do I need to unlimber the -5s or not?

Date: 2005-09-12 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angledge.livejournal.com
Do these qualify as puns? Or just weird rhyming games?
From: [identity profile] lovellama.livejournal.com
what's the beer, cold, crip and clear, that's straight from the tap?

Re: IOW, do I need to unlimber the -5s or not?

Date: 2005-09-12 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deltashade.livejournal.com
It'd be a pun if we were talking about doing something very unfair to Isaac Hayes and thus giving him the shaft.

Date: 2005-09-12 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luliepants.livejournal.com
i think i may have to snag it too.... :)

Re: IOW, do I need to unlimber the -5s or not?

Date: 2005-09-12 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
No, that's be a double-entendre.

Puns are substituting one word for another -- for example, "ha ha, very punny".

Re: IOW, do I need to unlimber the -5s or not?

Date: 2005-09-12 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deltashade.livejournal.com
I was going off the Shaft/shaft thing, but I can see how it'd be a double entendre. Not like shaft is a sexual enough word already. Hey, speaking of shafts, what do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

*runs*

Re: IOW, do I need to unlimber the -5s or not?

Date: 2005-09-12 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deltashade.livejournal.com
Er, that should read "not like shaft isn't a sexual enough word".
From: [identity profile] deltashade.livejournal.com
What's the boat Elian rode to get to America?

RAFT!

From: [identity profile] alliterator.livejournal.com
Totally, totally metaquoted. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/3893578.html)

Re: IOW, do I need to unlimber the -5s or not?

Date: 2005-09-12 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
Oh, yes indeedy, you'd better run...

Date: 2005-09-12 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jmspencer.livejournal.com
I quite enjoy your icon.

Date: 2005-09-12 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eviltwin.livejournal.com
Snag away! :D

+1, good metaquotes form

Date: 2005-09-13 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angledge.livejournal.com
That's a proper metaquote. Thanks for pimping!

what no refrence to this?

Date: 2005-09-13 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neilx.livejournal.com
Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Will Smith!
From: [identity profile] richcsigs.livejournal.com
What's that macaroni and cheese we all love to eat?

Image

Date: 2005-09-13 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] profsparky.livejournal.com
*shiftyglance...coughs, points at icon*

corrective haiku

Date: 2005-09-14 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] songquake.livejournal.com
the quizlings do beg
you write even more answers
submit on quiz page!

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