Lufthansa, Jordanian, Delta, Qantas

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Thursday rears its ugly post-hump day draconian noggin, belching fire and shrieking "Play this week's quiz or all your virgins are belong to us!" I know it's tough, if you are in the humid depths of summer or the frigid blasts of winter. The environment, the weather, aye, Mother Nature herself conspires against us all. But you must surmount those grim obstacles and quiz away, or else some unspeakable horror will smite you. Something hideous, insidious, quite perfidious! Something like...

That's right. Fear the Stones.

Comments

[halo4.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's still ugly.....

C'mon...

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

Why the virgins?

You're not gonna get anything out of them anyways.

Re: C'mon...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Dragons like virgins. It's in their contract.

Re: C'mon...

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

Pfft, "contract" schm-tract. You and I both know that if man made sluts for dragon-eating, we would no longer have them dragons, contract or not...

... going back to my "not getting anything from them" idea.

Re: C'mon...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Of course you don't get anything out of them. It's what you put in them that makes all the difference.

*snerks*

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

DING! Fine, point for you...

... I have officially been snerked. *removes gloves*

Re: *snerks*

[perkyczarlet.livejournal.com]

Happens pretty often if you hang out with chaosvizier long enough....

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to go with an obscure Temptations reference or a drawn-out pun.

Since I'm lazy and don't feel like being smote (smitten? smited? smotened?), I'm going to avoid both.

Handy dandy reference

[timba.livejournal.com]

I will smite you
You have been smitten.
Consider yourself smote.

:-D

Re: Handy dandy reference

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Do you mind? I'm trying to give up smoting for good.

Re: Handy dandy reference

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Are you a smitaholic?

Re: Handy dandy reference

[timba.livejournal.com]

But! All the cool kids do it!

[timba.livejournal.com]

dear God, chaosvizier. WARN a person before you subject them to Mic. JEEZ.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well, when we finally have Zombie Week at the Quiz, I'll be sure to use Keith Richards instead.

[halo4.livejournal.com]

HAAAAAAAA!!!

and why am I looking so forward to Zombie Week now?

[timba.livejournal.com]

Now, Keith I like. He has character. :)

And, dude. Zombie week? Bring it!

*rocks out to Zombie Jamboree*

I hate the shambling undead!!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Zombie Week.

WTF were you thinking?

Re: I hate the shambling undead!!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. This one is totally my bad. ;)

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

Would be weird to have a zombie that couldn't pronounce "brains" correctly.. Unless in his little opposite world he could talk like a perfectly normal person as a zombie.

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

Fear them if you must, but they put on a pretty good show in 2002 -- I saw them at Gillette Stadium. The stuff from their new album that's made it to the web is as good as anything they've ever done. I'm totally in love with "Back of my Hand" -- they have not forgotten that they started as an R&B band.

And best of all. I've got ticketses preciousssss.... For the Fenway Park show on August 23rd.

Never mind fearing them. Fear ME and my 133t ticket-scoring skilz

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Well, that's certainly a change from your run of cute animals.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Heh. I've been waiting for the perfect moment to use this icon...

Um...

[jazzminarino.livejournal.com]

Originally, I liked the icon, then I realized it wasn't proper English. Not being snarky or anything...

... just thought I'd draw your attention to it, it's the little editor in me.

Re: Um...

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

I...hope you're joking.

Re: Um...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You are correct, the English is improper. The nature of the mystery is explained in greater detail here. (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/index.shtml)

Re: Um...

[hellpaladin2183.livejournal.com]

*stares in utter and complete disbelief*

Re: Um...

[ntlespino.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ.

"All Your Base are Belong To Us" not ringing massive amount of belfries?

Re: Um...

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

You're Fired

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

My two youngest are standing here screaming their heads off in delight every time that kitten in your icon turns into monster kitty..

I need a drink...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's comments like this one that make me smile at the end of my day.

[i-am-stillwater.livejournal.com]

omg. demonic hellspawn kitty.

Btw, i haven't the slightest clue how to proceed with this quiz. I can't even guess the theme!!! any tips or hints?

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Start drinking heavily. If you're leagal. If not, hold your breath for as long as you can, getting really really light headed. Then read the question, writing down the first thing that you think of.

[i-am-stillwater.livejournal.com]

but that might make me even less funny than I already am.

*sad*

[packbat.livejournal.com]

Aha! That must be what I'm doing wrong!

*makes notes*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

The theme is irrelevant. All you need is your keyboard and some stream of consciousness. Contemplate the questions. Gaze deeply into your soul, searching for some distant link to that which the question ponders, or for a mental leap of logic that connects the question with some deeper fundamental truth that you are aware of. Gaze in awe at the majesty before you. Then write it all down, preferably in the style of Henry David Thoreau.

Barring that, eat a pudding, have a drink, and bang on the keyboard a bit until something comes out that looks good.