May The Force Be With You... And Also With You!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

As we all know, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith opened today. Legions of SW fans have been awaiting this film with a combination of dread and anticipation: Would it be as bad as the previous two? Would George's head finally get unstuck from his gluteus maximus? Would Jar-Jar finally buy the moisture farm? So many questions... so much possibility.

I haven't seen the film yet, so let's be kind and hold off on the spoilers. Yes, I've heard rumors that Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is really bad¹. I know Anakin might turn to the Dark Side². I've even heard that Ewan MacGregor morphs into Alec Guinness³. But I want to see it for myself.

In the meanwhile, a brief reminder that, despite the intense fan fervor you might be feeling right at this moment, you do still need to realize that there is a quiz out there that needs playing, and you should not shirk your ljdq quizling duties just because some big fancy movie is out there demanding your money and attention. Set your priorities- Quiz first, Dark Side second.

Meanwhile, here's a conversation that we might have had in regard to quiz history⁴...

AL: chaosvizier. I should have known. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought aboard.
CV: What is thy bidding, my master?
AL: Help me, chaosvizier, you're my only hope.
CV: Do not be too proud of this journalogical terror you have created.
AL: These answers... far too accurate for normal quizlings. This is the work of Imperial Webcheaters.
Quizlings: But I just went to Google to pick up some power converters!
CV: I find your lack of funny disturbing.
AL: Yousa mean quizlings gonna die?
CV: Wipe them out. All of them.
AL: I got a bad feeling about this.
CV: Many Quizlings died to bring us this conversation.
Quizlings: Please don't deactivate us!
AL: Apologies accepted, Quizlings.
CV: They never even answered any questions...

Go! Play! Watch Movie! Or something.

¹Duh.
²Double Duh.
³Maybe not, but wouldn't that be cool?
⁴No, we never had this conversation. I'm making shit up again.

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

"I've even heard that Ewan MacGregor morphs into Alec Guinness"

They could just do the regeneraty Doctor Who thing.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

That would make the best pick-up line:

Baby, you just morphed my macgregor into a raging guinness!

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

turning scotch into beer? Well, I can turn them both into pee :)

[ingole.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping Jar Jar buys the moisture farm.

[spotsofcolour.livejournal.com]

And here's hoping he drowns in it.

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Current mood: Sithly

That so needs to be a standard LJ mood.

[(Anonymous)]

How would one define such a mood?

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Feeling the urge to force choke anyone who crosses your path.

Or you're walking around wearing an Oakland Raiders helmet.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I wish it were. It would probably be my mood EVERY DAY. The smily could be a little hooded Palpatine smily or something.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Your mood and mine...

[lotusbiosm.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you'll eat Ewoks if we don't play? Or would that discourage participation, considering the amount of Ewok-hatred out there? (they're still furry and mildly cute though)

[siobhan1214.livejournal.com]

Okay.. who else was pissed when Lucas took off the original Ewok song?

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Me! I liked "Yub-Yub, We say Yub-Yub, we say yub-yub-yub..." or at least that's what I'd heard...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Negative. Yub-Yub might have been all Ewokish, but it was craptacular. I'm all for the new improved musical version. Might be the only change Lucas did that was worthwhile.

[(Anonymous)]

I think Ewoks are okay now, thanks to Jar Jar.

[moocow1985.livejournal.com]

They're really just hobbits anyway.

[fantom07.livejournal.com]

Goddamit...that title has brought back church memories!

May the Force be with you
And also with you
We lift up our hearts
with lift them up to the force
Let us give the force thanks and priase
It is right to give it thanks and praise!

(my brother and I had little hand motions for all of this. Mom was glad we sat in the back of the church)

[hippiedancer.livejournal.com]

Glad I'm not the only one who was getting visions of the church of my childhood.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Midweekly pimped! (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/3153227.html)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Unlike CSI: Miami/NYC/Vegas, there will never be LJDQ: Naboo. If only for the reason that LJDQ relies on funny, and if there's one thing that Gungans absolutely can't do, that would be it.

"Silent_R_Infork, wesa gonna makea you bombad Geeksa o' de Weeksa."
"Mesa? Mesa no wanna minus one, Boss CV!"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Who's your Bone Daddy?
And what server are you playing on?

[hippiedancer.livejournal.com]

where's this weeks Best Of?????

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

It's on next week's Monday. They changed the order of things.