May The Force Be With You... And Also With You!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

As we all know, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith opened today. Legions of SW fans have been awaiting this film with a combination of dread and anticipation: Would it be as bad as the previous two? Would George's head finally get unstuck from his gluteus maximus? Would Jar-Jar finally buy the moisture farm? So many questions... so much possibility.

I haven't seen the film yet, so let's be kind and hold off on the spoilers. Yes, I've heard rumors that Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is really bad¹. I know Anakin might turn to the Dark Side². I've even heard that Ewan MacGregor morphs into Alec Guinness³. But I want to see it for myself.

In the meanwhile, a brief reminder that, despite the intense fan fervor you might be feeling right at this moment, you do still need to realize that there is a quiz out there that needs playing, and you should not shirk your ljdq quizling duties just because some big fancy movie is out there demanding your money and attention. Set your priorities- Quiz first, Dark Side second.

Meanwhile, here's a conversation that we might have had in regard to quiz history⁴...

AL: chaosvizier. I should have known. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought aboard.
CV: What is thy bidding, my master?
AL: Help me, chaosvizier, you're my only hope.
CV: Do not be too proud of this journalogical terror you have created.
AL: These answers... far too accurate for normal quizlings. This is the work of Imperial Webcheaters.
Quizlings: But I just went to Google to pick up some power converters!
CV: I find your lack of funny disturbing.
AL: Yousa mean quizlings gonna die?
CV: Wipe them out. All of them.
AL: I got a bad feeling about this.
CV: Many Quizlings died to bring us this conversation.
Quizlings: Please don't deactivate us!
AL: Apologies accepted, Quizlings.
CV: They never even answered any questions...

Go! Play! Watch Movie! Or something.

¹Duh.
²Double Duh.
³Maybe not, but wouldn't that be cool?
⁴No, we never had this conversation. I'm making shit up again.

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

"I've even heard that Ewan MacGregor morphs into Alec Guinness"

They could just do the regeneraty Doctor Who thing.

[ingole.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping Jar Jar buys the moisture farm.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

That would make the best pick-up line:

Baby, you just morphed my macgregor into a raging guinness!

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

turning scotch into beer? Well, I can turn them both into pee :)

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Current mood: Sithly

That so needs to be a standard LJ mood.

[spotsofcolour.livejournal.com]

And here's hoping he drowns in it.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

You, madam, are an alchemist! (alchepisst?)

[(Anonymous)]

How would one define such a mood?

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

If only I could turn urine into real gold, not just golden showers.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

Then you would be rich like a dragon, sleeping on your fabulous urea heap.

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Feeling the urge to force choke anyone who crosses your path.

Or you're walking around wearing an Oakland Raiders helmet.

[(Anonymous)]

Force choke anyone who crosses your path?

Scary you are. No Jedi you would make.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

No Jedi indeed. Hence the mood, Sithly.

[(Anonymous)]

Why would one wish to be dishonorable when true glory is obtained in doing the right things?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I wish it were. It would probably be my mood EVERY DAY. The smily could be a little hooded Palpatine smily or something.

[lotusbiosm.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you'll eat Ewoks if we don't play? Or would that discourage participation, considering the amount of Ewok-hatred out there? (they're still furry and mildly cute though)

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Because the bad guys have much better costumes. (except for the slavegirl costume Leia wears. Mmmmmm...metal bikini)

[siobhan1214.livejournal.com]

Okay.. who else was pissed when Lucas took off the original Ewok song?

[(Anonymous)]

< homer >

mmmmmm Leia's buns

< / homer >

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Your mood and mine...

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Me! I liked "Yub-Yub, We say Yub-Yub, we say yub-yub-yub..." or at least that's what I'd heard...

[(Anonymous)]

I think Ewoks are okay now, thanks to Jar Jar.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Glory, schmory. I just want blood on my gloves and the corpses of people who irritate me to surround me in decorative poses, like a bonsai garden.

[moocow1985.livejournal.com]

They're really just hobbits anyway.

[permogod.livejournal.com]

except for the slavegirl costume Leia wears. Mmmmmm...metal bikini
Oh yeah... that was the best

*cleans up drool*