ljdq | Los Jueves: Deprimente? Quizás...

And in case you're wondering, no, I really don't know any Spanish. It's better to just smash words together for kicks.

Welcome to the Merry Month Of May, everbody! And what better way to celebrate May Day (and May Week) than by playing this week's quizly offering? Go out now and test your knowledge! Or better yet, screw knowledge. Just go out there and play for the fun of playing. That's what it's there for. FUN! PLAY! FUNPLAY!

And once again, out of respect for Mexican tradition, I shall not eat a cute fuzzy animal.
It may not be cute and fuzzy, but if I beat the hell out of it, it gives me candy. So, to summarize, piñatas are like children.

It may not be cute and fuzzy, but if I beat the hell out of it, it gives me candy. So, to summarize, piñatas are like children.

Besides, what kind of Mexican cute furry animal would I eat? A chihuahua? Yeeech. Although maybe a javelina would be tasty... mmmm, wild bacon.

Get out there and play! Play now, or small children will beat you with sticks until candy falls out!