Los Jueves: Deprimente? Quizás...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And in case you're wondering, no, I really don't know any Spanish. It's better to just smash words together for kicks.

Welcome to the Merry Month Of May, everbody! And what better way to celebrate May Day (and May Week) than by playing this week's quizly offering? Go out now and test your knowledge! Or better yet, screw knowledge. Just go out there and play for the fun of playing. That's what it's there for. FUN! PLAY! FUNPLAY!

And once again, out of respect for Mexican tradition, I shall not eat a cute fuzzy animal.

Besides, what kind of Mexican cute furry animal would I eat? A chihuahua? Yeeech. Although maybe a javelina would be tasty... mmmm, wild bacon.

Get out there and play! Play now, or small children will beat you with sticks until candy falls out!

Comments

[gogogidget.livejournal.com]

Once, when I was little, my gramma hit a javalina on a road near my elementary school. The next day at my Girl Scout meeting, our leader told us how she and her sister found a dead pig by the side of the road and made tamales.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That story's worth a +1 right there. Mmmm... tasty roadkill, flavored with childhood trauma.

[oceanica.livejournal.com]

The only way that story could have been better would be if she'd brought them in to share.

[stgreyhounds.livejournal.com]

You could eat a baby Chupacabra.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Especially if it's freshly stuffed with goat! Or duck! Or a chupurduckenoat! Oh yeah... I am SO hungry now.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Have a chupa-chalupa!

[amzrigh.livejournal.com]

I like it. It's got a ring to it.

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

Also, everyone please remember that Cinco do Mayo is also the anniversary of the coming of the evil one into the world. We know him as chaosvizier, but trust me, he's evil enough, and should be roundly abused on his birthday.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'd prefer to be roundly abused instead of squarely abused. Squares have hard pointy corners and hurt more.

Also, thank you! Wish you were in town to celebrate...

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Wow, between last week's kitten and this week's being hit with sticks, you are bound and determined to get every piece of candy that is locked within each of us, aren't you? ;-)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I like me some candy.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Except Turkish and Mexican candy. Those must go.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mostly Mexican... but true, they are not the sole offenders. (http://www.bad-candy.com/)

[teshiron.livejournal.com]

Speaking of Turkish candy, did you know that jelly bean centers are basically unflavored Turkish delight?

[paradoxotaur.livejournal.com]

“I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass. What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.”

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"Flamboyant animals"... now I'm imagining a new species designation "liberacius" to indicate flamboyance. Equus liberacius - a flamboyant horse. Canis liberacius - a flamboyant dog. The possibilities are endless.

Also, if you're too young to know who Liberace is, move along to the next thread. Nothing to see here.

[lostfox555.livejournal.com]

You know, there's always the ever tasty jackalope. They have an interesting wild flavor, but they go great with a good chianti and some fava beans...or is that liver...hmm, I can never keep the two straight.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm sure jackalope liver will go fine with fava beans and chianti. Thpthpthpthpthp!

[nakedblueninja.livejournal.com]

I was at the pun last night, and they were giving out TINY SOMBREROS! Guess who has a new Cinco de Mayo accessory!!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You were at a pun? Is a pun a place? If so, I have to take angledge there someday...

[nakedblueninja.livejournal.com]

I was mostly at a pub, really. But the name of it is The Wet Whistle, so it might count as a pun. I just got back from typoville, I guess...

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

Oh, but I made this just for you!

(http://photobucket.com)