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[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Watch it wiggle!
See it jiggle!
Cool and fruity!
Jello brand gelatin!

Granted, this week's quiz offeringis not wiggly, jiggly, or fruity, but it does come with your recommended weekly allowance of six questions and liquor. Playing the quiz may cause sexual attractiveness.^* People who play the quiz may live 50% longer than people who do not.^** Pregnant women who play the quiz have an increased chance of having an interesting baby.^*** Drinking and quizzing is legal in all fifty states and Canada.^**** Lions and tigers can be found in Kenya.^*****

Go on now! Play the quiz! Start the new year off right!

* Not really, no.
** Doubtful.
*** Totally false.
**** Surprisingly true. Except maybe Utah.
***** Only half true. No tigers.

Comments

[piney61.livejournal.com]

Lions and tigers can be found in Kenya.*****

You forgot to mention the free snorkel w/ every visit!

[tabbyclaw.livejournal.com]

I think 3 is probably true in correlation, if not causation. Because people who play the quiz are interesting, and thus are more likely than boring people to have interesting babies.

[marseverlasting.livejournal.com]

Ironic! My parents are leaving for Kenya on Saturday. Sadly, not with the Holy Crap, Lions! tour group.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Norway's main export is trees.

Lion > Tree

Kenya wins!

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

You're into cosplay, aren't you?

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

You're alive! How are you feeling?

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

ps new icon!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Feeling pretty good; the power of alcohol has once again proven its rejuvenative properties!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... pancake quiz.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

However, lions and tigers can be found in Detroit.

I'm just sayin'.

[teshiron.livejournal.com]

lol.