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Jan. 11th, 2007 04:51 pmWatch it wiggle!
See it jiggle!
Cool and fruity!
Jello brand gelatin!
Granted, this week's quiz offeringis not wiggly, jiggly, or fruity, but it does come with your recommended weekly allowance of six questions and liquor. Playing the quiz may cause sexual attractiveness.* People who play the quiz may live 50% longer than people who do not.** Pregnant women who play the quiz have an increased chance of having an interesting baby.*** Drinking and quizzing is legal in all fifty states and Canada.**** Lions and tigers can be found in Kenya.*****
Go on now! Play the quiz! Start the new year off right!
* Not really, no.
** Doubtful.
*** Totally false.
**** Surprisingly true. Except maybe Utah.
***** Only half true. No tigers.
See it jiggle!
Cool and fruity!
Jello brand gelatin!
Granted, this week's quiz offeringis not wiggly, jiggly, or fruity, but it does come with your recommended weekly allowance of six questions and liquor. Playing the quiz may cause sexual attractiveness.* People who play the quiz may live 50% longer than people who do not.** Pregnant women who play the quiz have an increased chance of having an interesting baby.*** Drinking and quizzing is legal in all fifty states and Canada.**** Lions and tigers can be found in Kenya.*****
Go on now! Play the quiz! Start the new year off right!
* Not really, no.
** Doubtful.
*** Totally false.
**** Surprisingly true. Except maybe Utah.
***** Only half true. No tigers.