Lamb:Jesus::Donkey:Quixote

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

The holiday countdown reaches its final moments. Soon, Christmas will be upon us, and we (Ang and Hans) will give you our own special Christmas present: A Quiz On Christmas Morn! Are we not benevolent and wondrous? Is our generosity not magnificent to behold? Of course it is!

(Those of you who are saying "But you would have given it to us anyway" are just a bunch of scrooges. Get into the spirit! ;-) )

However, for us to give you this wondrous gift, first you must give us a gift in the form of a simple post of answers in response to our simple post of questions. See how the gift of giving comes back to you? Give us something small, and we'll give you something large!

(Don't use that last sentence in your dating profiles, folks. Really.)

And now something tasty. Ang says I don't eat enough vegetables. So I'll eat this guy, who's stuffed to the gills with vegetables:


Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Kool Kwanzaa, Funky Festivus, Excellent Eid, and so on! We love you all! Except you jerks in Pod Six.

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think last year's reminder post featured one of Santa's chosen steeds as the meal of choice. But then again, he does have eight more to choose from. Mmmm... venison.

Thanks for the well wishes, and we're glad you enjoy the quiz. It's nice to see that we're bringing some happy moments to our readers and players. Keep on quizzin!

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Well there's a Hot Dog stand here in Chicago where you can get Reindeer Hot Dogs.... just in case you want something a bit different.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/12/reindeer.dogs.ap/index.html

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I MUST HAVE ONE

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they ship well?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

They should fly themselves out, really. Flying reindeer are all the rage. Or at least they will be once we finally consume the last of the winged buffalo.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Sensitive people deserve that kind of treatment. How else are they going to get stronger? Charles Darwin commands it!

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

"Vegetables are not food, vegetables are what food eats."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

...what food eats to make it fatter and juicier! Mmmmm... tender.

[utforsker.livejournal.com]

A salad isn't food, it's a promissory note that food is coming.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"It's what we eat BEFORE we eat, to make us more hungry!"
-Eric Cartman

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Why is it that holiday greetings for all the holidays are alliterative except for Christmas. Shouldn't that be Crazy Christmas or Chargetastic Christmas or Cashless Christmas... you know... just to keep the theme going.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Jesus told me alliteration was of the devil. He's picky that way.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

I guess he would know....

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Sit around the tree and sing "Happy Birthday" to ol' J.C.?

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Didn't they do that in "Full Metal Jacket"?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

They did a lot of things in Full Metal Jacket. And they were all awesome.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Indeed where would American Culture be without the phrases "Me so horny... me love you long time" Or the Mickey Mouse club theme song as a marching cadence.

Great movie... one of Kubrick's best.

[no-martyr.livejournal.com]

I seriously believe "The Song That Never Ends" would make an awesome cadence.

My fellow Soldiers have all threatened me with death if I ever tell anyone above Specialist, though.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

The only problem with that is that the beat changes from slow to quick back to slow again... would make for some interesting marching.

[drbear.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid and they did Don Quixote on "Mr. Magoo," I thought it was spelled "Donkey Hodie."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That's ok. It took me a few years before I realized he was not pronounced "Don Quick-soat".

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

"...and a solemn and dignified Ramadan."

/Krusty the Klown

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Exaaaaactly. I'm down with Ramadan. And Eids. Hey, anything that gets me a day off of work is A-O-K.

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

And the Feast of Maximum Occupancy!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Most of these feasts involve the Maximum Occupancy in my belly. Yummy food! Bring it on!

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Don't forget a Tip-Top Tet

[drbear.livejournal.com]

And for the nihilists who read this...





happy 24-hour period.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, stuffing!

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I know what you mean. wink wink nudge nudge. I wonder if he gives lessons?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Eh, I'll be impressed once he snags a pickle. ;-)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Or a beer bottle.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

Why are you showing us Richard Gere's hamster?

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

It's... it's a GERBIL that DEEP-THROATS...


mommy.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

Lemmiewinks!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

*getting out his English/acronym Berlitz to figure out what SPG, OTP, FTW, the BBQ in 'OMGWTFBBQ' mean, as well as what the differences are between OMG and ZOMG, and 'the' and 'teh'.

I've done the quiz, despite not feeling the funneh. Maybe I should take Steve Martin's advice and put bologna in my shoes, so that when I walk around, I feel funny.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

*backing slowly away, making sure not to make eye contact

Seriously, though, I am amazed ppl today still remember 'Tales of the Riverbank'...I watched it as a child of the 60s. I also remember 'The Young Ones' from my TV viewing from the 70s.

Even though you told me not to, I feel somewhat enlightened, so I must thank you. But, God, I feel old...

*going back to deciphering the rest of S.G.'s post ;)