(no subject)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Behold the end of days! Or at least the end of summer days. Those of you of the studious persuasion might be heading back to classes shortly, so revel in these precious final days of summer break and play this week's subtly-themed quiz! The theme is, in fact, so subtle, that it comes with a caveat: This will be a purgative quiz. Get your SOAP jokes in now, so that we can close this chapter of internet-derived silliness and move on to another topical brushfire. Now's the time! Get your funny into high gear as you take that final turn! Massage your wit before school massages it for you! What does that mean? I DON'T KNOW! Just play already!

And now, Cuddly Animal Theater! This guy just wants a hug:


Do it. Do it now!

Comments

[kestrel127.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the great herpetologist interview (http://arts.guardian.co.uk/features/story/0,,1856110,00.html) about Snakes on a Plane? Awesome.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for the far future, when Xenobiologists can look back at 20th century sci-fi classics and say "Man, those guys didn't know Jack Shit about aliens back then. I mean, seriously. Acid for blood? Everyone knows aliens are all pH 13."

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Do it. Do it now!

Did it. Did it Tuesday!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You done good, girl.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

I vote for a memorial quiz for poor planet Pluto... Or I guess I should say dwarf planetoid Pluto.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

"Don't go to Pluto--it's a Mickey Mouse planet."

--Mork from Ork

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Here lies the formerly last planet in the solar system.

Plut0wned.

[dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com]

Completely unrelated, except to your icon - you came up in long-distance IM conversation today:

[11:33] ryoske_kt: you okay love?
[11:33] dv8dragonfly: yeha.
[11:33] dv8dragonfly: i just don't seem to have anything to say.
[11:33] ryoske_kt: other than "yeha"?
[11:33] ryoske_kt: did you get a pony?
[11:34] dv8dragonfly: sorry... yeah
[11:34] dv8dragonfly: i mean, yeah was what I meant, not that i got a pony
[11:34] ryoske_kt: CV said I can't have one
[11:34] dv8dragonfly: well, he's mean
[11:34] ryoske_kt: yeah, he eats kittens

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

NO PONY FOR ANY OF YOU!

[firebrand618.livejournal.com]

CUTS!!! PLEASE CUTS!!! seriously, you have no idea. . . I thought I was safe since SOAP was out. But now LJDQ has freaked me out. like WOAH. cuz seriously. . . major fear of snakes going on right here. *goes and hides*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I promise you that our snake will not jump out of the screen and eat you.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

If we must focus in on a movie, pity poor 'Zoom', the only movie to my knowledge that has accrued a whopping 0% on Rotten Tomatoes this year. Even Ashlee Simpleton's movie 'Undiscovered' last year got 7%, and that girl has no discernable talent whatsoever.

[mysirensong.livejournal.com]

That is SO not fair! She can lip synch like no body's business!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Trust me: we've never been that stylish. Not even close.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

You have a weird definition of cuddly. I shall not be cuddling you.

But, I do like snakes. I've held them, they feel like a warm purse.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, unprocessed footwear.

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

Aww, it's Grandpa Gums the Snuggly Snake.

[dragonierzapp.livejournal.com]

*hugs the Snake*

[mistyraven.livejournal.com]

Aw, ain't it cute and cuddly? *pokes the snake*

[smeddley.livejournal.com]

I made a really crappy icon out of that picture for an icon contest where the theme was snakes not too long ago. Coinkidink? I think not!

[ketaki.livejournal.com]

Argh!

[birdboy2000.livejournal.com]

I want that motherfucking snake off the motherfucking... pavement?

[syrazemyla.livejournal.com]

So after this, CV and AL will be getting these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking quiz!

[chokatobuttrfly.livejournal.com]

SoaP will never die. NEVER.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It will live on, in our hearts and minds. From this day forth, there will always be snakes in conjunction with planes, even as there will always be Michael Jacksons in conjunction with little boys. It is ordained.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_xanthia/]

I am sad. The picture will not show for me. :(

[bad-latin.livejournal.com]

I'm more sad than ever that I wasn't born a guy. I have reams of trouser snake jokes that will die unused. *snif*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure your trouser snake jokes will find a happy place somewhere.

...IN YOUR PANTS!