Lamb, Jam, Dam, Qwham

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"What glow through yonder monitor now breaks?
It is the Quiz, and LJ is its sun."

Verily, if e'er there were a comedy of errors, t'would be yon daily quiz of the week, poorly named, yet funly gamed. Go forth and play with wit and verve aplenty, lest tragedy strike and leadeth fools en route to dusty death. To play or not to play? That is the question. We come to play quizzes, not to bury them. Thinkest thou that my Shakespearean metaphor can continue unabashed and unabated? Thinkest again, dear Quizlings, and do fear. Soon shall we all meet again, with Monday's answers for your brain.

This post brought to you by some English jerk:


Now go and play, or I will taunt you a second time.

Comments

[spatialrift47.livejournal.com]

Francis Bacon?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well, if he fries up real good and crispy, then he'll do.

[heyorion.livejournal.com]

That is terrifying - I was all set to make a Francis bacon joke, only to discover that someone else had done it.

Mmm, Francis Bacon.

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Ding-dong, Bard of Avon calling!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ugh, door-to-door playwrights. The worst of the lot. Even worse than Jehovah's Witnesses!

[kimpire.livejournal.com]

"What baseball through yonder window now breaks?"

I wish I could remember where that was originally from :)

[alliancesjr.livejournal.com]

(Smelt of Elderberries, +1 -Ally)

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

(+1, Felix icon. -CS)

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm bacon. Can't get enough.

And usually don't. :(

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Amen to that. Bring on more juicy crispy strips of PIG!

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. My Shakespeare icon pwns your lame attempt at iambic pentameter. :P

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Iambic pentameter is for the weak. Anarchy in writing! Down with patterns! Up with dystopic tetragrammeter!

[jacesan.livejournal.com]

You better not touch my grandmother!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Of course, if you remember the 'Taming of the Shrew' episode of Moonlighting, you know the final line:

"WE HATE IAMBIC PENTAMETER!!!"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And that was the ONLY good episode of that show. Period.

"Didst thou readeth this morning's paper? Fifteen students killed at a Bach concert on Saturday. They sayeth that if thou playst the Fifth Concerto backwards, thou hearest the voice of Satan."

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Three words--Petruchio fighting ninjas. It gets no better.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Goody! My favorite playwright! I love William Bud!

Now, if I give a no-holds bard barrage of puns, would I be bard to the bone, or would I be arrested for Polonius assault? Hmmmmmmmm...

[n5iln.livejournal.com]

Begone, vile wretch, lest ye be charged a pun tax!

(But since some consider punning a sin, wouldn't that make it a sin-tax? And if someone made a mistake calculating the proper amount of tax to charge, would that be a sin-tax error?)

[agreenbunny.livejournal.com]

*grasps Riverside Complete Works of Shakespeare, weeps hysterically*

[n5iln.livejournal.com]

*pours you a Guinness*

Ale for what ails thee...

[dragonwaggin.livejournal.com]

Hang on tight, don't even want to think of squished green bunny toes...