Qualudes Don't Justify Larceny

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Oh, yes, it is Thursday, the post-hump day, so I hope everyone got in enough humping yesterday. Now it's time to put those virtual pens to the virtual paper and finalize your answers to this week's quizly goodness. Some of you are prompt and studious and have answered already; well-done, we say unto thee! But some of you are filled with sloth and laziness and have not partaken of our offering. And so, instead of eating a tasty animal, I offer something called INCENTIVE! Yes, this week, angledge is hard at work in the field and then off travelling to the far reaches of the East Coast. This will take her away from precious Internet... which leaves me free to add ALL THE PUNS I WANT. So take this opportunity to pun away! Pun like you've never punned before! Pun in your answers! Pun in these comments! Pun well! Pun poorly! The hour is upun you all!


Right. Here's a pun joke to start you all off. After this travesty, everything else should look good in comparison.

The Carnival had come to Camelot, and all the squires were given the day off to enjoy the fair. Squire James, Squire John, and Squire Robert went out together and immediately headed for the Exotic Animal Rides. The animal trainer welcomed them and showed off his menagerie of beasts for the squires to try out. James and John, hardy lean fellows as they were, selected a giraffe and a camel respectively, and took off down the field. Robert, however, was a good deal heavier than his comrades; in fact, as heavy as both of them together. The animal trainer had only one creature available that could handle Robert's girth: a hippopotamus. With some ado, Robert was seated on the large creature and set out after his friends.

In summary, the squire on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squires on the other two rides.

Can you do better? Goddam straight you can. Play the quiz! Play now!