Linares, Jamiltebek, Delicias, Querobabi

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hóla, quizlingos and quizlingas (and quizlingi maximi, if you're from Latin America)! In the spirit of Cinco de Mayo, I recommend that everyone take a shot or two of Tequila before playing this week's quiz. Trust us, it couldn't hurt. Unless you're underage, in which case, drink some margarita mix and pretend.

Likewise, out of respect for Mexican tradition, I shall not eat a cute fuzzy animal.

I'm eating CANDY.

Play the quiz! Eat the candy! Be all that you can be! UNLEASH THE FURY!

Comments

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

Aw, but I already took the quiz. Does that mean I can't partake in the tequ-- margarita mix?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Go ahead. Retroactive drinking still counts for something.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

If I took a shot of tequila, trust me, it would hurt very much. That stuff is vile.

cheers,
Phil

[mcrunner03.livejournal.com]

Agreed. Vodka is much better. Or a nice Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'd do a shot of tequila before a shot of vodka. I like vodka for mixing, but alone it makes me a sad panda.

Or, if you're a beer person...

LITTLE BEER

3/4 shot Liquor 43
Layer the top with half-and-half cream
Shoot it.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Celebrate the fifth of May with tequila?

Oh, why not.

After all, it's been 61 years since the Germans buggered off! Woohoo!

*pokes pinata with a stick*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm... not sure the Germans were involved, per se. But hey, whatever you want to celebrate, go right ahead. DRINK UP!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I shall celebrate the liberation of my fine country (the Netherlands) any way I see fit. It will probably involve wearing orange.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

But today is Happy Star Wars Day.

May the Fourth be with you.

And also with you.

It is right to give thanks unto the Fourth-- wait a sec...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... The Church of the Force is strong in this one.

We lift up our lightsabers.
We lift them up to the Force.

[ihateusernames.livejournal.com]

It cracks me up *every time* someone makes jokes along these lines. It never gets old.

Maybe it has something to do with having heard that prayer 24823094820 times after being raised Catholic.

And then, my sister and I won *our* independence, in that my mom would suggest church, and we'd just say: "Um... no." And that was that.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. "Quizlingos" sounds dirty. It's like cunnilingus, but with trivia questions. Okay, I don't know what that means either, but I still say it sounds dirty, dammit.

Ehh, shut up and pass the candy.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I was going to go somewhere with this, but it got out of hand really quickly, so I'll just say that oral sex is good, as is candy.

[ihateusernames.livejournal.com]

I'm spending Cinco De Mayo with a bunch of crazy girls at a knitting club meeting (We're called the KnitFits... get it?)

And, I insisted to them that I bring a pinata.

10+ crazy knitters vs. 1 pinata bursting with sugary goodness.
It's going to be a bloodbath.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I hope you're knitting with CRAZY COLORS! Because that's what Cinco de Mayo is all about. Well, that and margaritas. And pinatas and candy. And Mexico.

But, yes. Knitting gone horribly awry is my foretelling. KNIT ME A PINATA!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Remember, when getting Mexican candy for that pinata, ask for the unleaded. I may have to teach those kids someday.

Oh, and never double down against an ace.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Also, beware of the Tamarind, for it is an evil fruit among fruits.

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

CV on a sugar rush should be interesting. Or deadly. Depends on how much gin and/or tequila is involved.

And I'm still giggling over "May the Fourth be with you, and also with you..." As a lapsed catholic and Star-Wars fangirl by osmosis (brother and father are REDICULOUS about it) that makes me sporfle.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Would that be Donny or Marie Osmosis?
*rimshot*

Are you suuuuure you don't want to eat cute fuzzy things? *tempts*

[ex-njyoder460.livejournal.com]

Yesss....you hunger for cuteflesh...

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Are you hotlinking all those pics? o.0

Re: Are you suuuuure you don't want to eat cute fuzzy things? *tempts*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

All in good time. All cuteness can and will be eaten.

Re: Are you suuuuure you don't want to eat cute fuzzy things? *tempts*

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

I have two words for you--oven mitts

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Pinata ...

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

Icon LOVE. The internet is for porn, as we all know.