Ligaments, Joints, Damage, Quandary

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

This broken toe doth vex me so.
Am I at work? I dare say no!

Well, since I'm at home chilling with my busted foot, all of you should give me something to do. So get out there and answer this week's fun-filled quiz questions so that I can devote all my time today to studying your brilliant wit and witticisms and compile good answers. Although I'm probably not going to do that and will just surf for porn like anyone else would. But the thought is there, and that's what counts.

I will need a snack to get me through the day, though. Because I did mention "Genesis is planet forbidden" last week, I offer you the logical follow-up:

"How can you be deaf with EARS like that?"

Heed the call. Play the quiz. Eat the pudding.

Comments

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

"Heed the call. Play the quiz. Eat the pudding."

Drink the Gin?

[germankitty]

And shag (ogle, whatever) the Brazilian Beach Volleyball team.

*sends get-well wishes to chaosvizier*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Forget well-wishes, send me Brazilian volleyball playing women!

[baseballchica03.livejournal.com]

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

These pictures never fail to delight.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Even I can't condone drinking the gin this early in the weekday.

Maybe.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Sigh... amateurs... It's not early... it's just really late from the night before. The golden rule... as long as you haven't gone to sleep... it's still the day before. Closely associated with the platinum rule... Morning is the first 3 hours after I wake up... regardless of the time of day.

[ex-njyoder460.livejournal.com]

Morning is exactly when I say it is if gin is involved.

[ajmcoqui.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! Star Trek III quotes make me happy.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Isn't Christopher Lloyd just the best Klingon ever?

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

I'm still P.O.'ed at him for killing Johnny Slash.

Besides, I kept waiting for him to end transmissions with a raspy "Ohhhhhhhhkee doke, Alex!" And I could never tell if he was saying 'Activate beam', or if he was just sneezing. Gotsta love that Klingon dialect.

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

Hm.. I have the urge to do the little red riding hood thing
.. gee grandma what big ears you have..
<.<
and a long furry tail.. ooh furrr.. *pets*
er
and :P at getting to stay home

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

mmmmm... fuzzy.

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

Fuzzy Wuzzy was very bare u.u

[birdboy2000.livejournal.com]

Fuzzy wuzzy broke the square. :D

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'll be playing Queen Latifah, and my costume will be made entirely of ham.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Cool! Does that mean he'll be singing 'All That Jazz' a bazillion times, like in the musical?

[ferociousjeanne.livejournal.com]

I found a community for your eating enjoyment!
http://community.livejournal.com/baaaaabyanimals/

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm...snacckkkkk *drool* (_8(|)

[ncsnowbelle.livejournal.com]

I, too, broke my toe last week. It does suck, does it not? So small a digit, so great the pain. I'll numb it with Margaritas.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It does. Considering how useless toes are, might as well just cut them all off and be done with it. Friggin' toes.

[ncsnowbelle.livejournal.com]

That's what I keep thinking...as I wrap the useless tape between my little digits. If we lost one, would we be off balance? Surely I can't be anymore off balance than I currently am, with or without a little toe? Damn computer desk got in the way of my velocity. You?

I'll tell you!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

He was kicking someone.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I was indeed kicking someone. Stubbed my big toe on some body part. Oops. Ow.

[mistyraven.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, its EARS. They could eat its face. Well, ignoring that you'd get there first, but still.

lookitdakyuutwittalfwuffherwhuffher

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, those ears could pick up radio waves. *tweaks fox's head to get local classic rock station* Sweeeeet, Aerosmith.

[ankhet.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what the answers to the quiz are and my funny is gone lately, but I thought I would offer up a bevy of cute fuzzies to be threatened with eating if we do not play. The "pocket pets" section of cuteoverload.com. More specifically, this: http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/mike_1.jpg

Yay!

[ankhet.livejournal.com]

umm also to this one. Cos it's a kitten and boobies. What's not to love?

http://mfrost.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/tracy_b.jpg

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm... everything's better with boobies. This is true.