LAMB! Juicy, Delicious, Quality!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

On the second day of Marchmas,
Raiden gave to me,
A big combo blizzard-slushy.

That's right, the weather is here, and I wish you were beautiful. As ice and rain and slush descend upon the Northeast Corridor, I warm the cockles of my heart with the thought that somewhere out there, there are quizlings who haven't turned their creative intellects to this week's quiz. Don't let the weather get you down; let us help!

Meanwhile, I'll warm the rest of my body with something sacrelicious. I mean, everyone likes lamb chops, and it's Lent, so what better lamb chops are out there than the Lamb Of God? Those have to be some tasty-ass chops, is all I'm sayin'.



So go play the quiz while I prepare for eternal damnation. It's fun! PLAY!

Comments

[paradoxotaur.livejournal.com]

If you'd like, you can sit by me in Hell. My gay friend and I plan on sitting on either side of Jerry Falwell and making gay jokes.

[caits-cheverst.livejournal.com]

...dammit, I forgot to mention catgirls in my answers.

Again. >

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Jerry's going to hell too. He just doesn't know it yet.

[dubh-ceol.livejournal.com]

Your icon makes me happy. *grin*

[paradoxotaur.livejournal.com]

Almost all of yours make me happy as well!

[dubh-ceol.livejournal.com]

Smecker!

*loves*

Spreading TBS love...

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to let both of you know that the Unrated version of that movie's coming out this May on DVD in the U.S.

[caits-cheverst.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, Godlamb Flavour.

Though, reading through the many MANY metaphors in the bible, eating a Lamb of God actually means you are eating a fellow human.

No wonder you have CJD.

Oh, and I live in Florida.

No Weather For Me!

...but I still wish you were beautiful. :P

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with eating people. Meat is meat. Soylent Green isn't just for breakfast anymore. And if I eat enough, I might get a pet wendigo, and that's awesome. Or I might become a wendigo, but that's still kinda awesome.

[caits-cheverst.livejournal.com]

SOYLENT GWEEN IS MADE OF PEOPWE!

And what would happen when you became a Wendigo, eh? All those deliciously cute critters you ate will come back and they'll eat you all up, yes they will.

Revenge of the Cutethings!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking nyet. If Wolverine has a tough time taking out a Wendigo, there's no way an army of bunnies and puppies and kittens are gonna bring me down. No way!

Meanwhile, more Soylent Green foodstuffs!

"Perhaps the secret ingredient is people!"
"No, there's already a drink like that. Soylent Cola."
"How does it taste?"
"Varies from person to person."

[duia.livejournal.com]

I would totally give up vegetarianism for some tasty Lamb of God.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, delicious baby jesus.

[duia.livejournal.com]

Tastes like happy!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I originally thought your icon said "High tit" which meant... well, I dunno, maybe the guy's hands were too high? or the tit was too high? or the tit was loaded on dope? I can't imagine.

[duia.livejournal.com]

In River's case, it's more likely to be 'batshit crazy tit' or 'government-issued psychosis tit'.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, officially crazy engineered boobies...

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I don't know how I didn't see this coming.

[pyllgrum.livejournal.com]

Do you peel your fava beans?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

No, but I do peel my liver. Specifically, I peel the person off the liver. Cheeky annoying person parts, getting in the way of perfectly good liver...

[drbear.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but that picture reminds me that somebody wanted to rename the St. Louis Rams cheerleaders to "The Sirens of the Rams."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Only if they're all Japanese.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Fine! I'll play.

...and I am beautiful. :D

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yes you are. I'll give you that. ;-)

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

giggle

::blushes furiously::

The Weather is here Wish you were Beautiful...

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Let me tell you... singing that song while drunk to a girl you're trying to hook up with.... doesn't work so well. But at least I got slapped for my efforts.

Re: The Weather is here Wish you were Beautiful...

[buzz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know how disappointing that can be, putting all that effort into chatting up a woman and she doesn't even have the common decency to slap you when you crash and burn.

Re: The Weather is here Wish you were Beautiful...

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

It was quite the spectacular crash and burn... it went down in legend in my fraternity.

[ihateusernames.livejournal.com]

I don't work tomorrow... I have homework I should be doing tonight... I have lots of leftover alcohol from the party I had last weekend...

...I think somebody's going to be playing LJDQ in lieu of doing actual work.

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

Join the club. I have three chapters worth of calc to study, and I'm on LJDQ. Whee!

[skfromstamford.livejournal.com]

three essays to write by monday.

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

Lab reports to write and a fafic to update too.

OK, you win. :P

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeexcellent. LJDQ breeds slackerdom! Goof off and eat candy, all of you! MWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

[mistyraven.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's nice here! Weather's all spiffeh and warm, except for a little wind...

*watches her house get blown away* *insert perverted joke here*

And sacred lamb? Hmm, not such a big lamb-eating fan myself, what about some sacred chicken? Or ramen? Or pizza? Holy shit, I want some sacred pizza :o

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, sacred pizza. It could be like a 10" Communion wafer with cheese and sauce. And some ham.

[alliterator.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you don't want to eat this Lamb instead?
(http://photobucket.com)
(That's Sheriff Don Lamb from Veronica Mars.)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to give him a "NOT TASTY" stamp, I'm afraid. You may dine on whichever parts you feel are choicest.