Groundhogs Can Play The Quiz Too!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Thursday? Check.
This week's quiz? Still active and waiting for you.
Winter? Still six more weeks to go, according to this guy...



Aye, tis Groundhog Day, and Punkasstony Phil has seen his shadow, forecasting six more weeks of winter. Hey, whatever. The past four weeks of winter have been quite spring-ish at times, so I have no problem with six more weeks of the same. Bring it.

Meanwhile, screw the groundhog. Play the quiz! Go! Now! Do it!

Comments

[ihateusernames.livejournal.com]

Damn right... it's supposed to get to 47 degrees here today, I can honestly say: You don't scare me Puxaaskdjhfklsajdhy Phil.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Two days ago it was so warm we didn't even need coats. Crazy January weather!

[buzz.livejournal.com]

With the way the weather's been it feels more Mother Nature saying, "Here's six more weeks of KISS MY ASS!"

But that's just my opinion.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I could take six more weeks of no snow. I'm good.

[woap.livejournal.com]

GOBBLER'S KNOB?!

We're taking orders from a rodent who lives in a place called GOBBLER'S KNOB?!?

Jesuchrist. Why not just call the place "Give Me a Blowjob, Woman" and be done with it?

[r0x.livejournal.com]

I lol'd

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think you might find more of what you're looking for in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

That's right, Intercourse (http://www.800padutch.com/intercs.shtml).

Curiously situated not far from the town of Blue Ball, Pennsylvania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball%2C_Pennsylvania).

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Is that anywher near Beaver, Pennsylvania?

[jered-cain.livejournal.com]

Gobbler's Knob must be full of Knob Goblins. Much like Cobb's Knob.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

hehe, knob goblins...

I wonder, instead of maize, do they eat Porn on the Knob?

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

What I don't understand is... why is only one day a year when the groundhog can predict the weather. You'd think they'd be trotting his ass out in August to let us know whether we were going to have a long tedious summer or whether fall was going to set in early this year.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I believe that owing to the confluence of stellar bodies in relation to the fluctuating mass and volume ratios of the aforementioned Phil, his psychic attunement to the planet's envirometric aura only reaches its true potential that one day a year.

[sadorange.livejournal.com]

it's 50 degrees in NE ohio.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Cedar Point, here we come!

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

Mine is cuter ._.!

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

And just in case someone gets hungry, beware the GDF - Groundhog Defense Force....

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Gee, what's the matter CV? Not hungry? I thought for sure you were going to threaten to eat Punk-Ass Phil. Already had your fill of cute-n-fluffy this morning?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

The emphasis is "cute". Look at the picture! Nothing there screams "cute". For a few seconds I thought he had a white vagina on his face! It's all wrong!

Ok, eating reindeer for christmas wasn't really cute either, but if it makes kids cry to know that I ate Rudolph and therefore Santa won't be able to make it to their house, I can accept that.

[jered-cain.livejournal.com]

Behold, the Lich's return.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Undead Groundhog! ph34r!

[birdboy2000.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, screw the groundhog.

I KNEW IT! LJDQ ENCOURAGES BESTIALITY!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

But only with real animals. Furries are still verboten.

[richcsigs.livejournal.com]

It's Groundhog Daaaaaaaaay!

*starts playing "I got you babe"*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Exaaaaactly. Oh Bill Murry, you can do no wrong. Well, except maybe "The Life Aquatic" and "Ghostbusters II". But mostly, no wrong.