Lip, Jip (sp), Dip, Quip

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Today's random fact: Not even the sugary sweet power of Mountain Dew can water down the harsh biting reality of Johnny Walker scotch. Not that I have tried this at my work desk or anything. Nope.

And on an unrelated note, the second quiz of the year is up and running, and in full swing. If you haven't already done so, get thee hence to this week's quiz and pony up with some answers. The questions are easy; the comedy is hard core.

And remember:
In the time it took you to read this post, Mr. T pitied 37 fools. Don't be one of them, and don't end up like one of these guys; play the quiz now.

Comments

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

I noticed the site didn't have a Mr T vs Lo Pan...

And Mt Dew is fluorescent acid.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That would indeed be a difficult fight. I'm still going to say that Mr. T would win. Lo Pan's getting thrown helluva far.

[richcsigs.livejournal.com]

"I need the children from the youth center with the green eyes."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"Mr. T! David Lo Pan took all the green-eyed kids from the Youth Center! And he took their milk too!"
"That sucka's gonna fly! I'm gonna give him some Lo Pain!"
"You were not put on this earth to 'get it', Mr. T!"

[richcsigs.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna give him some Lo Pain!

You owe me a new monitor to replace the one I just ruined by spewing coffee all over it.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And after he gets thrashed by Mr. T? Lo Pwned.

[utforsker.livejournal.com]

And the Moutain Dew: Live Wire is carbonated monkey piss.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

So you're part of the 7% that drink on the job huh????

And for what it's worth....

Mountain Dew and Bacardi 151. A lovely combination... your body doesn't know whether to accelerate to the speed of light or pretend it's molasses going uphill against a stiff wind in the middle of a blizzard. Instead it tries to do both... at the same time. Talk about fun.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

InTRIGUING.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Definitely not recommended for beginners.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

It's been many a year since I've had 151. I believe it was part of my infamous Lost Weekend, which involved a camping trip in Pennsylvania and a lot of very drunk online gamers, nearly ten years ago...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I believe a lot of Red Bull and Vodka accomplish a similar effect. I recall watching angledge and fizrep wrestle for control of their bodies after a few too many RBV's. "Am I sleepy? Am I wired? I DON'T KNOW! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Comedy gold.

And for the drunk that lasts forever, Siberian Tiger Blood Orange Liqueur. fizrep and I consumed most of a bottle one fine summer evening... and remained intoxicated for most of the next day. Not hungover; STILL INTOXICATED. Crazy stuff.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

I don't believe I've ever had the fortune to encounter Siberian Tiger Blood Orange Liquer.... sounds intoxicating. :)

[angledge.livejournal.com]

The part of the story that chaosvizier neglected to mention is the part where I had to drag fizrep's drunk ass up a flight of stairs in order to put him to bed.

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

Johnny Walker Black and Mountain Dew? That's a waste of good Scotch, CV.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Actuall it was Johnny Red, but still.

You like Scotch? You have a formal invitation to come visit me any time. I am stocked with more scotch than I know what to do with. Maybe not great scotch- Walkers Red and Black, some Dewars, and a few bottles of Chivas Regal- but still. I'm not a scotch man.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Mix mediocre scotch with maple syrup and a little water, serve cold.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna need more maple syrup.

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

Darn it, now I want to make a Mr. T one..
I'm a fool.. or a genius!!
Hahah
Kenya Icons I made in my exile from lJDQ Livejournal (http://www.livejournal.com/community/kawaiiicons/4881.html?#cutid1)
I'm gonna work on a Mr. T one tonight.. I think it should be the tiger of course.. cus he is.. MR. T Grrr
heh
um.. yeah I did the quiz..
>.>
*scurries off to do so*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I like the Kenya icons. Very nicely done. Especially Kenya Zorro.

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks.. hahaha I still haven't figured out if it was a good idea or not to stick valentine Kenya in a speedo or not but oh well.. Huh.. I wonder if they will ever make a Miss Lion.. err.. other than in the Live version of course :P

[lyme.livejournal.com]

I saw the picture before I read the text and thought 'YOU BETTER NOT EAT MR. T!' Whew.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

No way. I might eat his cereal, but not Mr. T himself. He's helluva tuff.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

But did you watch his cartoon?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I did indeed. Mr. T and gymnasts? WTF? At least Sargeant Slaughter got to hang out with G.I.Joe. Mr. T gets a bunch of gymnasts and their mystery machine bus? I hope he was at least banging the coach between episodes.

[amberdulen.livejournal.com]

I think it's "gyp".

Did you know that they have caffeine-free Mountain Dew now? I saw it in the store and just boggled. What would be the point?

I was chatting with my sister when she mentioned a couple from her church. "They're really nice...they're from Kenya...."
And my brain explodes: "WHERE CAN YOU SEE LIONS? ONLY IN KENYA!"
It was stuck in my head for the entire day.
I blame YOU, chaosvizier.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think it's "gyp".

I know it's "gyp". I was just keeping to the acronym by force. Spelling is overrated anyway. ;-)

"WHERE CAN YOU SEE LIONS? ONLY IN KENYA!"

My job here is done.

[pheltzer.livejournal.com]

Did you know that they have caffeine-free Mountain Dew now? I saw it in the store and just boggled. What would be the point?

That would be about as good as "Sugar-Free Caffine-Free Jolt"

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

Actually, here in Australia all Mountain Dew is uncaffinated. It's the worst kind of tragedy. I need someone to send me the real stuff. :D

[buzz.livejournal.com]

I think someone needs to write Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/). I think such a conflict would result in severe tears to the space-time continuum.

I also think Chuck Norris would win, but I may be biased due sharing an interest in one of the martial arts he practices, I don't know.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Such a battle would be a thing of legend.

They could warm up by taking it out on Vin Diesel (http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty) first. He'd be a good prep fight.

[richcsigs.livejournal.com]

Vs. Britney Spears and Vs. Iron Chef are two of my favorites. The Clerks one is good too.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mr. T vs. Bizarro T is probably my favorite, along with all the Mr. T vs Megatron, Galvatron, and Unicron series.

Mr. T vs. Half-Life is a great read for old-school gamers as well.

[eatyour-parents.livejournal.com]

funny as hell

[unamundamour.livejournal.com]

You just don't get a lot of get thee hence these days.