Long Jumpers Do Qualudes

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

In the chilling words of Samara Morgan, "Seven Days..."

That's right, the countdown continues! AL finalizes her educational masterpiece; CV organizes world leaders. What's your excuse for not quizzing? I know: you forgot already. That's okay; that's why we have Reminder Wednesday. Which is today. So come, sit, and play! The Quiz Awaits, Right Here!

...

Hmm. This message needs something. A little more meat, a little more... (-1 to everyone who thought "cowbell" right now) substance. But then I thought, "This is really not the correct venue for pr0n." So I sniffed a magic marker, chugged some Mountain Dew, waited for the colors to settle, and said "Something of substance, coming up... in the next reminder."

See you then. Welcome to the several new players who have already quizzed this round, and thanks to our seasoned veterans who have done a good job in advertising the quiz. Also, +10 to anyone who bakes and sends me a pie in the next four days.

Comments

[xgreenjudasx.livejournal.com]

Do I get -10 if I poop in a box and send it to you in the next four days?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think -10 will be the least of your worries, believe me.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I always want pie. Pie or pudding, I guess. Mmm, pudding.

[impulsezip.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the props in the last post. I've added "aggressive pimping style" to my resume.

I think we should start a library for our alternative LJDQ phrases. hmmm....

bake.bake.bake.bake.bake.bake.bake.bake.ding! here's your π

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There's not enough e in your π.

And that has to be singlehandedly the most geeky math joke I've ever made.

[impulsezip.livejournal.com]

Congratulations.