Lewd Jokes Degrade Quality?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Late on Thursday, the reminder comes, sneaking in like a sneaky thing, leaving subtle hints for you all to go forth once more into the breeches and play this week's quiz, lest evil sneaky things steal your children or your cats or your ipods or whatever it is they steal nowadays. Cheeky sneaky things.

angledge wants everyone to be fully aware that she had nothing to do with this week's theme. Again. And, hell, she's right.

Meanwhile, appropriately-themed pictures:



That's it. I'm outta here. Play and share and enjoy!

Comments

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Seeing as how my "children" are 22 and 20, with no discernable ambition to leave or breed and give me grandchildren, this is sad as far as threats go.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well then, some positive motivation! Play, and you may eat pudding! Unless you're allergic to pudding, in which case... I'll eat pudding for you. Oh yeah.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you wrestled in pudding

Damn, I already played this time:( Pudding next time

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

heh well, do you really want your 20-year-old ambitionless child to breed? ;)

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

If it means grandbabies for me, yes. Actually, to be fair, my 20 year old isn't so bad. He's in college, so's my first but he changed majors three times and is still far from graduation and becoming a contributing member of society. They both still eat at mom's diner all the time though lol!

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

lol, well if all you really want is a baby to buy things for, I've got one cookin' that you're welcome to spoil! ;)

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Come on over, we can have some cake and talk babies. Really, I should adopt a pregnant woman ... that would be cool. I could leave my kids marinating in their room in front of their beloved computer and anime stuff, who needs them? hah.

[deza.livejournal.com]

My two are available for rental as substitute grands. They're past the pooping-in-the-pants stage, though, mostly.

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's a plus:)

[deza.livejournal.com]

That's what my BF says, too. He came in at the very tail end of the potty-training phase, and has no desire to experience it from the beginning. He says missing diapers is the best part of being a mid-season replacement dad. :)

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

Peacock.

Huh huh.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Wait till you read the alt-text.

[valmontheights.livejournal.com]

Has angledge begun to plot her revenge upon you?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

She's been plotting since the dawn of time. One day her rage will finally reach that breaking point, and we'll have a titanic lightsaber duel that will be cooler than all six Star Wars films put together. It may or may not involve pudding and/or gin.

[valmontheights.livejournal.com]

Or she will put up quiz after quiz with such intelligent and high-brow questions that quizlings around the world will weep in unison and long for the days of potty humor and juvenile antics.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, that's possible too, but ... nah, I'm gonna have to go with the titanic lightsaber duel theory.

[lyme.livejournal.com]

Don't forget epic battle-scene music!

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

...

LOVE. THIS. COMMUNITY.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

*wais* How do you do that? Do you have to view source or something equally devious?

[feste.livejournal.com]

If it doesn't pop up when you hover the mouse over the image, right click it and choose Properties. You can drag select the alt-text to see all of it.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Ah. Now *that* worked. Now I'm going to have to go through all the old LJDQ answers to read the alt text!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You should be able to just roll the mouse over the image and the alt-text comes up. Maybe there's a setting in your browser options that turns that on or off? Not sure...

[valueofaloonie.livejournal.com]

One of these days, I will feel witty enough to play. Until then? Pass the pudding.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

OHHH no you don't. You ain't playin' the quiz, you ain't eatin' the puddin'.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

*impersonates Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross*

Pudding is for earners only!

[hellpaladin2183.livejournal.com]

If you don't eat your meat play this week's quiz, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat play this week's quiz?

Thanks!

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

Were it not for these mid-week reminders, I would completely forget to answer the LJDQ... which I often do anyway, in spite of the mid-week reminders, so... well... I'm not sure what my point is any more.

I'm pretty sure I started out with one though...

Ooh, look. Shiny thing! :)

[bobjanova.livejournal.com]

Me too! I don't think I even saw the Quiz the first time around this week. However, I've now been reminded to play so I've earned my pudding :).

Re: Thanks!

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's because we're so brilliant. Our mind is so full of lofty thought that we lose focus and

You're right! That's it!

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

That explains

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Thank you for bringing peasnatch into my life.

[dv8dragonfly.livejournal.com]

You're eating cock again?

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

DUDE! What is with the enormous-bandwidth picture? Or has my office network slowed for no apparent reason again? I would love to see this peacock, really I would.

[xphilega.livejournal.com]

peagina? or peapussy? peacunt is just too dirty.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I addressed this in the picture's alt text.

[jaebird.livejournal.com]

ooh look, they come in different colors....
I wonder if I can get my bf to dye his...

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Peahen. It doesn't sound much less dirty than CV's suggestions, though :)

[deza.livejournal.com]

Nice 'cock, CV.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

No one answered peahen?