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ljdq"Late is the hour in which this reminder post chooses to appear. 'Lathspell' I name him. Late news is a lame guest."
Reminder to self: post reminder post earlier next time.
In the meanwhile, the Quiz continues providing a quizzical dose of quizaliciousness. This one's extra-easy everyone! Only five quiztions- err, questions- face you, instead of six! Yes, that's a 16.7% reduction in overall cost to your brain's power supply. Think of the efficiency! The ease of use! So go forth, use that extra energy you're saving up for a rainy day and take the quiz. It's not difficult! We don't ask for much, just a few answers, a little humor, an open mind, a bowl of pudding, and a stiff drink. Come on, you know you want to. It'll be fun! Like a proverbial barrel of monkeys, even!
Come one, come all, to the greatest quiz on earth!
Reminder to self: post reminder post earlier next time.
In the meanwhile, the Quiz continues providing a quizzical dose of quizaliciousness. This one's extra-easy everyone! Only five quiztions- err, questions- face you, instead of six! Yes, that's a 16.7% reduction in overall cost to your brain's power supply. Think of the efficiency! The ease of use! So go forth, use that extra energy you're saving up for a rainy day and take the quiz. It's not difficult! We don't ask for much, just a few answers, a little humor, an open mind, a bowl of pudding, and a stiff drink. Come on, you know you want to. It'll be fun! Like a proverbial barrel of monkeys, even!
Come one, come all, to the greatest quiz on earth!
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Date: 2005-11-03 02:31 pm (UTC)Of course, once you do that an answer like "Sting" will produce a drawn-out explanation closer in length to The Secret Life of Bees.
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Date: 2005-11-03 03:41 pm (UTC)MY GOD THEY'RE CHEATING ON ME AGAIN! And after I trusted them. Those little yellow and black bastards.
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Date: 2005-11-03 02:46 pm (UTC)*buggers off again*
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Date: 2005-11-03 03:05 pm (UTC)Sorry :/ can't help correcting things like that (I'm German).
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Date: 2005-11-03 03:42 pm (UTC)(yeah, I got nothin'.)
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Date: 2005-11-03 05:49 pm (UTC)Get one chance in howevermany to lord it over
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Date: 2005-11-03 06:58 pm (UTC)Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"!
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!
Brian: Romanus!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus!
Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?
Brian: Anni?
Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?
Brian: "Go"! Let-
Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".
Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!
Centurion: So eunt is...?
Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"
Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?
Brian: The... imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: I!
Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?
Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!
Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian: Dative, sir!
[The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]
No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum!
Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is?
Brian: Domum!
Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand?
[Brian nods eagerly]
Now, write it out a hundred times!
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Date: 2005-11-03 06:11 pm (UTC)Or is that just the dyslexia talking?
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Date: 2005-11-03 05:48 pm (UTC)The movie was lovely, even if it didn't follow the book.
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