[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] ljdq
As the great deluge hammers the northeast corridor, I relax in this ark that I build according to specification (300 cubits * 80 cubits * 40 cubits), delicately roasting the last of earth's wildlife, and hoping that the internet will still be there when the waters drain so that everyone can continue playing the quiz of the week. Hurry, before the floodwaters claim you! Play! Play now!

In other news... I'm hungry. What can I eat?
Nope, I'm not cute and fuzzy at all. But I am edible!
I'll go on the record and say that I actually have eaten this thing before. And it was tasty. Mmmm, eland.

That's it. Come out and play, tell your friends to play, and remember our great wisdom:
If I look for quiz,
All your quiz belong to us,
There is only quiz.

Date: 2005-10-13 11:16 am (UTC)
kokopellinelli: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kokopellinelli
Uh-huh. And, Baskethead, did you eat the WHOLE thing?

Date: 2005-10-13 11:45 am (UTC)
kokopellinelli: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kokopellinelli
I don't beliiiiiiieve yoooooooooouuuu... ;)

Date: 2005-10-13 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepikey.livejournal.com
Did you bring enough eland for EVERYBODY?

Date: 2005-10-13 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halo4.livejournal.com
completely stole my joke......still funny even if I didn't say it.
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Date: 2005-10-13 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nakedblueninja.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmm.... pointy deer.

Date: 2005-10-13 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nakedblueninja.livejournal.com
THOSE FOOD-CENSORING JERKS! I mean, seriouslay!

You could eat the meaty parts, cooked ON the pointy parts, and then use the pointy parts to stab unruly children who are running around in the restaurant! In the HEAD!

Come to think of it, every time I've eaten anything with pointy parts, they take the pointy parts away from me too. I really wanted to keep the crocodile teeth. :'(

Date: 2005-10-17 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undeadgoat.livejournal.com
My baby cousin Eland is unruly in restaurants. *trauma*

Date: 2005-10-13 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uncut-diamond.livejournal.com
Deep fried pepperoni with hot mustard sauce.

Date: 2005-10-13 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drbear.livejournal.com
You ate FRANK? Will they let you stay in LJ?

Date: 2005-10-17 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undeadgoat.livejournal.com
Dude.

My cousin's son is named Eland.

Which (1) helps on crossword puzzles and (2) makes your post almost as disturbing as if you'd said "Mmm, Hannah" or something.

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