Large Juniper Drinks Quaffed

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

...but not large enough. Nay, I need more gin to continue with the workweek!

Meanwhile, as I continue my search for tasty gin, you should all continue your quest to answer this week's quiz questions with your usual wit and verve. There are only three months left in the year, and that means only twelve more quizzes to go before we start a new year with even more quizzes. What does this mean? I have no idea. But I do know this: the quiz still wants you to play. Resist the simple security of the lurker's life and jump forward into the spotlight! Play that comedic trump card! Make the pie higher!

And in other news, I'm wearing pants. Also, because some of you mentioned it, heeeeeere's Boromir!

Comments

[thisisbullcrap.livejournal.com]

Gin *shudder* I'd drink vodka straight through a straw before I even sipped gin.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

You're missing out. Get thee:

One (1) bottle of bombay Sapphire
One (1) one (1) liter bottle of tonic, Seagrams
One (1) bottle of Nelly and Joe's Key Lime Juice
a bunch (several) cubes of ice
A 32 oz. (imperial standard) Slurpee cup, plastic

Put the ice cubes into the cup. Add enough gin to get the lovely fumes wafting up toward your nose. Now add enough lime juice to fully discolor the gin. Pour in the tonic. Add more lime juice to taste. Voila! The perfect gin and tonic. Now drink it down and get MEAN.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

LOL. And here I thought you were going to say to just pour the contents of all three bottles into another receptacle, stir, and imbibe. ;)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well, we've been known to go that route too... Did you know that to fill a 64-oz Slurpee cup with a well-proportioned G&T requires an entire 750 ml bottle of gin (preferably Tanqueray 10 or Bombay Sapphire)? We discovered this one night. And we drank it too. Mmmmm, tasty.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Using the royal "we" again Hans? Tsk. That's really unnecessary.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

After drinking it all, there were at least three of me.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

The three of you and a toilet. Truly a team of horrors.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, 64 oz of G&T schooled me something good. Larry too.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Kinky!! MFMM action!!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Is gin and tonic feminine, then? Perhaps that's why I love her so...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lucy_/]

There is something so wrong about drinking alcohol out of a Slurpee cup.

That's like...the new brown bag or something. So innocent on the outside, extremely evil on the inside.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Sometimes a big thirst demands a big cup. And if 7-11 is making the cup that I need to hold a large-ass gin and tonic, then so be it. Let the Slurpee cup be filled with alcoholic goodness!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lucy_/]

You know, 5-gallon buckets are cheap. You could make a weekend of it.

Imagine: A 5-gallon gin and tonic. A five-foot-long crazy straw. A bed and/or lounge chair.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Bummer on the pants.

Giggle on the Boromir thang.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

OWNED! FUCKING OWNED!


Dammit, that cracks me up every time. (I still think it's fucking retarded)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

This one (http://pics.livejournal.com/danicia/pic/0001fkq4) doesn't have as much Boromir, but it's almost as funny.

[luliepants.livejournal.com]

i think i might like that one better. maybe.

[feste.livejournal.com]

What about Boromir eggs sausage and Boromir? It hasn't got much Boromir...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I don't want ANY Boromir!

[hellpaladin2183.livejournal.com]

Don't start a fuss. I love Boromir. I'm having Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, Boromir, baked beans and Boromir.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

BOROMIR BOROMIR BOROMIR BOROMIR,
WE LOVE BOROMIR! WONDERFUL BOROMIR!

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

Make the pie higher, you say? Well, I don't know how I could get the bong into the pie...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "chicken POT pie"...

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

The pie is off drugs and high on life.

At least, that's what it keeps telling us...

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Also, todays Goats comic contains... pudding!

http://goats.com/

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, pudding. And goats. Goat pudding. No, wait, that's bad...

[phoenixsansfyr.livejournal.com]

NINJA WIZARDS THAT ARE REALLY BEARS AND WHAT SHOOT LAZERS OUT OF THEIR EYES!!!

*shifty look*

I'm insane. SO insane that I can't play the quiz this week! GASP.

((I keep misspelling gasp as gaps))

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing as too insane to play the quiz. Insanity can only lead to glory! GASPSPSSP!

Penny Arcade is totally with you on this one.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Re: Penny Arcade is totally with you on this one.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You rock. I was too lazy at work to look for this one.

[kajanga.livejournal.com]

At first I thought that said "Resist the simple security of the lurker's knife." So treat your lurkers well, kids. WE HAVE KNIVES.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Fear the lurkers and their sharp pointy bits.

[jacesan.livejournal.com]

My bits aren't pointy.

[richcsigs.livejournal.com]

But you posted, so you are no longer lurking. Ergo, I don't have to fear you anymore.

[shirenomad]

Damn. Serves me right for thinking I'd be the only one to think of that Boromir gif.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

This is the Intarweb. Everybody knows everything, somehow.

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

OMG, I love your icon.

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

Bourbon. I am full of bourbon. I should get some gin one day. I got my tax refund yesterday (at last) so maybe I'll...acquire a few vital things.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Eeeeexcellent. Party at your place! I'll be right there.

...well, as soon as jaunting off to New Zealand is rendered cheap and easy by transporter technology.

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

I await the day with boozey bated breath. :-)

Paaaaaartay!

[mistyraven.livejournal.com]

One does not simply... steal the ljdq 's gin. There is an evil drinking it that does not sleep. Well, it does sleep, after a few gins and puddings, but, uh... uhh.... where are ninja wizards when you need them??

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ninja Wizards are a bit uncommon in these here parts...

RAR!!

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Damn right one doesn't steal the ljdq's gin.

[nakedblueninja.livejournal.com]

I tend to go for either sake or rum. This is probably a good part of why I identify so strongly with ninjas and pirates. My ballot's in though, so thanks for the reminder. If you guys ever make it to Canada, I'll have to buy you some gin. Maybe a slurpee or two. We can drink "yellow snow".

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Canada, here we come!

[nakedblueninja.livejournal.com]

Sweet! I'm in Calgary, when will you be here?