Lay, Jad, Day, Quay

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Oh no! It's Reminder Thursday! GO PLAY QUIZ! Otherwise it'll be too late and then Vin Diesel Will Make You Pay. He will, too.

This is usually the part where I post about eating something cute, but man, I'm so out of shape today, my belly's jiggling from last night's dinner...

...so maybe I'll skip that whole part and go straight to The Really Weird Stuff.

That's the news and I am outta here!

(Special thanks to silent_r_infork for Vin Diesel madness, tangel for Squid madness, and marasca for Panda madness.)

Comments

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Everything is better with Led Zep screaming about the Land of the Ice and Snow.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

Commenting on the "mood" of your entry here.

COIN BIRD!!!!!!!!!!

ANGRY FOR COINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh. I still don't know what the hell spawned that weird little movie, but I love it.

cheers,
Phil

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I vow to help children and help coins.

Sometimes, the internet brings us moments of pure random. And coinbird is one of them.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lucy_/]

I like that they call squid mating "love making." Do you think they cuddle long afterwards? Or does he generally like to roll over and go to sleep to recharge for the morning round?

*lights a cigarette*

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

No cuddling. Didn't you read the article? The female squid isn't too keen on the male geting near her with his abnormally large penis. *sigh* Story of my life.

I think they ought to take the picture down. It's the equivalent of squid porn.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lucy_/]

I got to the part about male quids being "accidentally ineseminated" and I stopped reading. Psh, they're probably just in college and their parents are a little religious. "Dad, I SWEAR! I was just swimming along and all of a sudden I was insemenated!"

Poor gay squid.

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

female squid: "Get away from me with that . . . that thing! You . . . beast!"

male squid (looking around): "Um . . . yeah?"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think squid cuddling would be complicated. "I love you, baby... ummm... you're cutting off circulation to my tentacles now." - "This one?" - "No, number four." - "This one?" - "No, the bigger one." - "This one?" - "No, that's my junk."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lucy_/]

That's how many a domestic violence dispute begins in the world of the giant squid.

"I SAID YOU'RE ON MY FRIGGIN' TENTACLE." *slap* "Don't you know the difference between a tentacle and my penis? What are you, stupid?" *slap*

"I'm sorry baby, I did it because sometimes you make me mad and I just don't know what to do because I love you so much...I love you baby...You're doing it again...I SAID YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN, YOU IDIOT!" *slap*

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

Metaquoted, CV. Hope you don't mind.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Don't mind at all. Thank you!

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

At least they don't call it 'making romance' like idiotic '60's pop songs....

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

OMG I will never listen to Led Zep in the same way again. And now I need to make a little viking hat for my kitten.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Face it: Kittens in Viking gear are the cutest thing ever.

[cpip.livejournal.com]

So does that mean you're going to have to try and eat them?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I will! Viking Kitten Flambe!

Re: Regarding the male squids

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought about that for a while too. But then I realized that I chuckled every time I said the phrase "gay squid". Heh, there I go again. It's always funny.

Anyway, their love is not legally binding by decree of Poseidon. He's so right-wing.

Re: Regarding the male squids

[cpip.livejournal.com]

Oh, come ON. Poseidon was Greek. You know what they say.

Re: Regarding the male squids

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but he was all stiff and proper and uppity and junk, while Zeus was turning into animals and making chicks have sex with him. I bet at some point Zeus turned into a squid to get it on, making hentai a Greek creation and not Japanese. Oh yeah.

Re: Regarding the male squids

[barbarienne.livejournal.com]

Well, once upon a time, Poseidon was all the Greekly, but then the Romans took over and as Neptune he reformed and became quite the stick-in-the-mud.

It was all Odysseus's fault. Oh, excuse me, Ulysses. Stupid Romans.

Re: Regarding the male squids

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"I really hate the Romans!"
"Oh yeah? How much?"
"A lot!"
"...Right, you're in."

Re: Regarding the male squids

[dreamplace.livejournal.com]

Hentai sushi?

Re: Regarding the male squids

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"Good evening, my name is Chojen, and I'll be your hentai sushi chef tonight. Our specials today are yellowtail, clam, and third-year Japanese schoolgirls. Don't tip us; we'll tip you."

Re: Regarding the male squids

[dreamplace.livejournal.com]

*I'm now very carefully wiping my morning cup of tea off the moniter...*

Re: Regarding the male squids

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And my work here is done!

Re: Regarding the male squids

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

heh heh ... you said "stiff"

Re: Regarding the male squids

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well, it's no surprise that he carries a big pointy trident. Nereid threesome at Poseidon's!

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

Now that I have the time to sit down and take the quiz, I'm going to do so.

I also thought our mods would be interested in knowing that LJDQ is officially commercialized (http://img48.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10000236tp.jpg) now.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Link no workee!

::I pout::

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

/me bitches at Imageshack.

Hopefully this will work (http://img131.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10000238cj.jpg), otherwise I'll have to find some other place to host it.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!
Outstanding. +1 and a drink for you!

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Kudos! v. funny

[treelines.livejournal.com]

Haha, now, instead of your usual equestrian compliments, you can say that someone was "hung like a squid".

[lotusbiosm.livejournal.com]

For future panda eating, I recommend Butterstick (http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/MeetPandas/PandaCubGallery/4.cfm)

[moocow1985.livejournal.com]

Oh look, he's already to be put in the fridge with the rest of the leftovers! (http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/MeetPandas/PandaCubGallery/images/Sept19cubinbin.jpg)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I bet he tastes like bacon. I hunger for panda!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

He looks so cute and scrumptious!