Light Jack, Dark Queen

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

In the words of Jack Nicholson, "You can't handle the truth!" And the truth is, it's Thursday, and the quiz is still out there, waiting for the rest of you to pony up with the answers. There's quite a few eager beavers out there, most notably the 103 of you who answered within the first twelve hours. But some of you need a little extra encouragement, a bit of incentive, some motivation. And so I give you...



That's right. If you answer the quiz, I hereby permit you to eat one pudding of your choice. That's right. A pudding. For you British types, that really opens up a whole range of munchies. Over here, it's a bit more specific, but I'll stretch and say that chocolate mousse counts as a pudding, just because I love it so. And hell, if you pimp it and someone joins and plays, both you and they can have pudding. It's a win-win situation! In fact, I'll eat a pudding for everyone who plays between now and Friday night!¹

Also, we're counting down to the LJDQ One Year/One Thousand Watcher Celebratory Global Pub Crawl! Anytime over the weekend of July 15-17 is the time! Meet your local LJDQers! Drink like fish! Take pictures! Send them to us! The New York City version of the crawl will be Friday, 15 July 2005. Exact location and times forthcoming. If you think you'll be in the NYC area for this fun-filled high-octane event, send me an email. I'm chaosvizier, and I use hotmail, yadda yadda. angledge is hosting the San Francisco version of the event, I believe also the same night.

Quizlings, start your livers!


¹I'm totally lying here. But play anyway!

Comments

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

W000t!

An Imperial Command from chaosvizier to eat Spotted Dick!

[damanique.livejournal.com]

Damn you, tempting me with pudding. DAMN YOU!

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

So, how should we contact angledge if we're in the San Francisco area and want to do some pubcrawling?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

So let it be written; so let it be done!

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

Isn't Baal in the Worldstone Chamber?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

My evil knows no bounds. And you know you want the pudding.

[drbear.livejournal.com]

You really WANT Bill Cosby to answer?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Yup. Not in Tal Rasha's tomb, as Duriel so eloquently pointed out.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That would be the highlight of my day, having The Cos answer the quiz.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That's a good question. I'm sure she'll get on the ball after work and let everyone know. For that matter, I suppose I should get on the ball and figure out a plan of attack. Gotta start the crawl somewhere, after all...

[marasca.livejournal.com]

Watch out for the spotted ones, yo. That is usually not a good sign.

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

This community just keeps getting cooler. I haven't seen Diablo references in, like, ever. w00t.

[lilitou.livejournal.com]

Bah. Now I definitely can't go on the NYC pub crawl. I won't be back downstate 'til the next night. I am devastated.

Lots and lots of drinking in LJDQ's honor will be done from afar that night. Maybe I'll even take pictures. I'm the only LJDQer in the group, though. Unless I manage to recruit some.

Pudding I can manage, though. In fact, there's some sitting not a dozen feet from me right now. It shall be mine.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

True Story Time:

A few years back, I was visiting my good buddy angledge in Philadelphia for the weekend, just hanging out and enjoying the weekend and such. Another friend of hers stops by in the morning to pick up a few books from her, and we got to chatting about his job as an IT guy somewhere, and how he spent night shifts playing games. He says, "I spent half the night playing this game- umm... you ever hear of Diablo?" Ang and I exchange glances, and reply in perfect unison and tone, "LOOKING FOR BAAL?!??!?"

Surprised the hell out of him. We're scary sometimes.

[damanique.livejournal.com]

All I need is an excuse to make chocolate mousse again!

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

cakecakecakecakecakecakecakecake ...

... what?

[nepheliad.livejournal.com]

Hey, cool, I'm in NYC.

But I can't go to pubs, I'm under 21. Damn.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well, we'll try and find somewhere that lets in younguns like yourself... ;)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Consume the pudding! Make it yours!
Sorry you won't be there... we'll have to have another event that you can attend. Drink up!

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

Ooh, by the 15-17 I should be recovered from the massive drinking spree of the 10th. Fantastic.

It's all in the timing. Guess I should start rounding up my Kiwis and organising our pub 'we're not crawling anywhere, goddammit, this one is just fine'.

GLEEEEE!

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Get on the ball? Or get on Ba'al? Only if it's Cliff Simon playing him. Guh. Double guh. Lurv me some Goa'uld Ba'al.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

I have a smut fic challenge I have to finish up tonight, then if there is any martini left and I'm not a puddle of estrogen-laced goo, I'll try and finish up the Quiz. I have until Friday midnight, right? No prob. :D

[angledge.livejournal.com]

You can email me at angledge (at) yahoo (dot) com.

BTW, we're going to hit the Irish pub strip on Geary in the Richmond.

Special guest

[angledge.livejournal.com]

BTW, none other than brad Fitzpatrick, LJ's founder, has said he will be at our pub crawl. OMG!

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Beeeeyuuuuteeeeful! I can get my RDA of Vitamin G.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

You're in then? I'm starting a list. Let me have your email, if you don't mind, so I can send out the details (once I've made them up).

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

I pimped out the Quiz in my journal like the moderately expensive whore that it is.

*waits for pudding-eating permission to be granted*

granted

[angledge.livejournal.com]

You may eat all the pudding you like!!!

Re: granted

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

Yes!

Watch out Snack Pack! Here I come!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

We're gluttons for pudding punishment!

[lilitou.livejournal.com]

The pudding was thoroughly melded into my being. I became one with the pudding.

Further LJDQ events would make me happy indeed. I hope everyone has a blast at this one.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Even sugar-free pudding is ok in our books. Tofu pudding is pushing it, though.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Cake or death?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You can do it. Smut and estrogen can only serve to enhance your quiz-playing abilities. I'm sure of it.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It counts if you have to crawl out of the pub you've just occupied for the previous 4-8 hours. So go for it!

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

Oh, cake, certainly -

What? You've run out? Did you not anticipate the demand?

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but will you choose heavily innuendo laden answers? 'Cause Key Lime martinis are too good to stop at one, and damn, but Teal'c is one fine specimen of manhood...

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

My guess would be that they this kind of theory about the answers - something like that for every five answers, there might be a mild funny. For every five of those, there might be a moderate funny. For ten of those, there might be quite a good funny. And then, for about a hundred of those, you get funny of instant death. So, if there's 1100 watchers, if they all play then that makes 6600 answers, 2620 mild funnies, 524 moderate funnies, about 52.4 that are really very good, and a 1/2 chance of an answer that causes Instant Death by Laughter. So, if they eventually got enough quizlings, they could fill the Daily Answers with Funny of Death.

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Do you mean the mafia one (Paratroopers, eh?), or the Killer Joke one (One translator managed to get two words...)?

[active-apathy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. Still, I'm not entirely sure I want a LJDQ that involves marching up and down the square.