LJ Daily Answers: 28 July 2014, prelude
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ljdqWell, since I didn't post a reminder for last week's quiz, we'll use this space as a reminder to go play this week's quizly goodness. And, as a bonus, we can have the answers to the "fake quiz" I posted back in June. Sorry about all this delay; I went on vacation and then took some time to catch up. It's been a busy summer.
Look, monkeys!
(Yes, that's a much much MUCH younger me. Yes, I'm on the left. Shut up.)
1. Whoops! You just got turned into a non-human animal. What are you now?
"I see what you're doing, badgering and hounding me, fishing for information, doggedly trying to ferret out my secrets." -![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
alfvaen
"A drummer:
" - thepikey
"Squirrel Girl because she kicks ass!" -akiyasan
"I'm obviously a dolphin because I am a female and all girls want to be either dolphins or ponies." -whomajigi
(Can one be a dolphin pony? Or a pony dolphin? -CV)
"Chimera because three heads are better than one." - ANONYMOUS
"Is a harpy non-human enough? Though according to some, I already am..." -smeddley
"I want to be a borogove. Or a honey badger." -therealchon
2. Yowzers! You're on trial! What crime are you being accused of? What crime did you actually commit?
"Punching a hooker. Punching ALL the hookers." - ANONYMOUS
"I'm probably being accused of gross negligence with regards to calling my parents on their anniversary. I probably actually committed a crime involving sleeping through every important date of my life--not just my parents' anniversaries." -cold_clarity
"Stole the cookies from the cookie jar! But it wasn't me, someone planted the crumbs on me!" -akiyasan
"Most likely for assault of a coworker. However I'd get away with it because the 30 potential witnesses will all agree they saw nothing." -whomajigi
"I was accused of Public Indecency when all I was really doing was Playing Cards Against Humanity." -alfvaen
3. Zoiks! Now you're being hunted by some kind of monster or mythical beast. What's after you? Why? Does it get you? If so, what does it do to you?
"The Rabbit of Caerbannog:
because of Reasons, and if/when it gets me, this is what'll happen:
" - germankitty
"And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!" -therealchon
(That's two Monty Python quotes back to back. Impressive. +1 for each of you. -CV)
"I'm being chased by a French-speaking skunk, and I do not trust his intentions One Little Bit." -thepikey
"Bill collectors! Quick make a run for it!" -whomajigi
"This is a FAMILY quiz, we don't talk about tentacle monsters and what unspeakabilities they do." - ANONYMOUS
(...when have we ever been a family quiz? -CV)
(We had a pretty nice set of questions that one time, back in '07. -AL)
"It's a monster. It makes me tea." -primavera
4. THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!
"I was reminded to come do the LJDQ when I saw the word 'Titular'. This is how you weirdos have ruined me. RUINED. 'Tit'." - ANONYMOUS
"THREE shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be THREE! Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to THREE. Five is right out!" -germankitty
"The one at the bottom is for left turns only." -alfvaen
"Red means go?" -smeddley
"Hey if the holodeck is rocking don't come a knocking!" -akiyasan
"You know that five lights are much more stylish, why don't you just admit it?" -grapefruitzzz
5. Maybe there aren't. How many lights are there? Where are you that has all these damn lights? What the hell is going on?
"Someone picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..." -akiyasan
(+1, Airplane. -CV)
"In case of Emergency deploy Sting" - ANONYMOUS
"The lights went down in the city. The sun shines on the bay." -therealchon
"There's one light. It has a dimmer switch. Sometimes I like to sit in the office with mood lighting to pretend there's some romance in my life. Oh computer, only you truly understand me." -whomajigi
Right. There's our warmup. Tomorrow, big answer post! And then new quiz! And then goblins!
...fine, fine. No goblins.
Happy Monday!
AL&CV&LL
Look, monkeys!
(Yes, that's a much much MUCH younger me. Yes, I'm on the left. Shut up.)
1. Whoops! You just got turned into a non-human animal. What are you now?
"I see what you're doing, badgering and hounding me, fishing for information, doggedly trying to ferret out my secrets." -
alfvaen"A drummer:
" - thepikey"Squirrel Girl because she kicks ass!" -
akiyasan"I'm obviously a dolphin because I am a female and all girls want to be either dolphins or ponies." -
whomajigi(Can one be a dolphin pony? Or a pony dolphin? -CV)
"Chimera because three heads are better than one." - ANONYMOUS
"Is a harpy non-human enough? Though according to some, I already am..." -
smeddley"I want to be a borogove. Or a honey badger." -
therealchon2. Yowzers! You're on trial! What crime are you being accused of? What crime did you actually commit?
"Punching a hooker. Punching ALL the hookers." - ANONYMOUS
"I'm probably being accused of gross negligence with regards to calling my parents on their anniversary. I probably actually committed a crime involving sleeping through every important date of my life--not just my parents' anniversaries." -
cold_clarity"Stole the cookies from the cookie jar! But it wasn't me, someone planted the crumbs on me!" -
akiyasan"Most likely for assault of a coworker. However I'd get away with it because the 30 potential witnesses will all agree they saw nothing." -
whomajigi"I was accused of Public Indecency when all I was really doing was Playing Cards Against Humanity." -
alfvaen3. Zoiks! Now you're being hunted by some kind of monster or mythical beast. What's after you? Why? Does it get you? If so, what does it do to you?
"The Rabbit of Caerbannog:
because of Reasons, and if/when it gets me, this is what'll happen:
" - germankitty"And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!" -
therealchon(That's two Monty Python quotes back to back. Impressive. +1 for each of you. -CV)
"I'm being chased by a French-speaking skunk, and I do not trust his intentions One Little Bit." -
thepikey"Bill collectors! Quick make a run for it!" -
whomajigi"This is a FAMILY quiz, we don't talk about tentacle monsters and what unspeakabilities they do." - ANONYMOUS
(...when have we ever been a family quiz? -CV)
(We had a pretty nice set of questions that one time, back in '07. -AL)
"It's a monster. It makes me tea." -
primavera4. THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!
"I was reminded to come do the LJDQ when I saw the word 'Titular'. This is how you weirdos have ruined me. RUINED. 'Tit'." - ANONYMOUS
"THREE shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be THREE! Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to THREE. Five is right out!" -
germankitty"The one at the bottom is for left turns only." -
alfvaen"Red means go?" -
smeddley"Hey if the holodeck is rocking don't come a knocking!" -
akiyasan"You know that five lights are much more stylish, why don't you just admit it?" -
grapefruitzzz5. Maybe there aren't. How many lights are there? Where are you that has all these damn lights? What the hell is going on?
"Someone picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..." -
akiyasan(+1, Airplane. -CV)
"In case of Emergency deploy Sting" - ANONYMOUS
"The lights went down in the city. The sun shines on the bay." -
therealchon"There's one light. It has a dimmer switch. Sometimes I like to sit in the office with mood lighting to pretend there's some romance in my life. Oh computer, only you truly understand me." -
whomajigiRight. There's our warmup. Tomorrow, big answer post! And then new quiz! And then goblins!
...fine, fine. No goblins.
Happy Monday!
AL&CV&LL
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Date: 2014-07-28 02:39 pm (UTC)(Tomorrow's travel day for me; so see you from home on Wednesday!)
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Date: 2014-07-28 04:45 pm (UTC)stealingborrowing from all kinds of sources is okay here in LJDQ-Land, innit?no subject
Date: 2014-07-28 05:35 pm (UTC)okayexpected here in LJDQ-Land, innit?Fixed that for ya.
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Date: 2014-07-31 03:23 pm (UTC)Yeth?
I said a MYTH!
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Date: 2014-09-06 09:05 am (UTC)(Great, now I'm claiming funny when there's no proof. And I really shouldn't be claiming the answer that involves punching ALL the hookers).