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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

Why Turks and Turkeys? Why not?



1. Cockburn Town is the capital of what archipelago?

(Yes, I know: some jokes just write themselves. -CV)

"Is it good or bad that I know the proper pronunciation of Bruce Cockburn's name? Okay, okay, so he's Canadian, but still." - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

"Thailand. At least, that's where I got cockburn." - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo
"Cockburn and Bangkok must have fun parties together." - [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko

"The Not-Quite-Virgin Islands" - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

"It's the capital of Inyomama Archipelago." - [livejournal.com profile] etumukutenyak

"That would clearly be the Coitus Islands. Cockburn Town is on the largest island, the Isle of Wang, at the base of the volcanic Mount Pubis. Trailing the mountain are the Scrote Islands, and opposite Mount Pubis from the Isle of Wang are the the twin Labis Ring Islands. These islands are believed to be the result of a G-type meteor strike, leaving the Vulvic Bay in its place." - [livejournal.com profile] jargon

"In my college group of misfits, we had unique nicknames. One was named Archipelago, but we called him Arci for short. I have no idea how he got that name. My nickname? Goat Muncher. Because I put a cock leash on a stuffed goat beanie toy. And now the whole internet knows this random insight now, g'night everyone!" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

Correct Answer: Turks and Caicos

"Huh huh huh, you said 'archipelago' huh huh" - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango



2. European politician Mustafa Kemal was eventually given which last name in 1934?

"Istanbul (not Constantinople)" - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

"European, must be French for Nutella" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"Disraeli, after his Italian-Jewish heritage." - [livejournal.com profile] alexmegami

"Idi, Idi, Idia Amin, the most amazing man there's ever been!" - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

(+2 because wow, I can't believe someone else knows/remembers that one. -CV)

"Atta goy, Turk!" - [livejournal.com profile] nitasee, [livejournal.com profile] etumukutenyak, [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

"Atatürk, meaning 'Father of the Turks'. If it meant 'Father of all turkeys' instead, it'd be Prime Minister Recep Erdogan." - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

Correct Answer: Atatürk



3. What lake in Kenya has also been called Lake Rudolf, the Jade Sea, and Basso Narok?

"Lake Forgetnorway" - [livejournal.com profile] loopychew, [livejournal.com profile] freezer
"Do they have lions there?" - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey, [livejournal.com profile] therealchon, [livejournal.com profile] lbmango, [livejournal.com profile] alexmegami
"Of course they do." - [livejournal.com profile] tinmachina

"Emerson Palmer Lake." - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

"Rudolph had a red nose, not a green nose!!!" - [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko

(Maybe Kenyan reindeer have green noses. -CV)

"Deep Lake Nine." - [livejournal.com profile] jargon, [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"They should stick with 'Basso Narok', it sounds like a dance trend." - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

"Lake Titicaca" - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

Correct Answer: Lake Turkana



4. What confection does the White Witch offer to Edmund Pevensie when they first meet?

(People who dislike Turkish Delight: 11.
People who like Turkish Delight: [livejournal.com profile] alexmegami)

"Reverse cowgirl. *goes and looks up 'confection'* Oh! I was WAY off." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey
"The cherry pop tart. The bubble gum by the bum. The honey pot. The pudding bowl. Seems the books were a bit more bawdy than I remember." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

(I clearly did not buy the right Narnia books... -CV)

"According to State vs. Jadis, she offered him a very sweet, snowy, and addictive substance that turned Edmund from an innocent schoolboy into a depraved, backstabbing madman." - [livejournal.com profile] loopychew, [livejournal.com profile] primavera

(...wow. Terrifyingly accurate. Well done. -CV)

"Isn't it some type of sticky candy made by trees or am I getting Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings mixed up again?" - [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko

"Herbalife" - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

"Aplets and Cotlets!" - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango

"Crunchy Frog." - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

(+1, Monty Python. -CV)

Correct Answer: Turkish Delight



5. What is the common name for Cathartes aura?

(Catheter comments: considerable. -CV)

"Learning the answer to this question will be... cathartic." - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

"You can tell me, maybe you brought with you some American Fly?" - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

"That glow you get when you realize no-one's MAKING you watch reality shows." - [livejournal.com profile] primavera

(I think that's Cathartes oprah. -CV)

"The Philadelphia Eagle." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

"I thought we were an autonomous collective ..." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

(+1, Monty Python's Holy Grail. -CV)

"Foghorn Leghorn" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"That feeling you get when you punch someone who richly deserves it, and it feels so good." - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

Correct Answer: Turkey Vulture



6. You can build your own house! Describe it! What makes it special?

"It's a very very very fine house, with two cats in the yard." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear
"It's our house in the middle of the street." - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

(+1, CSN and Madness, respectively. -CV)

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole and that meant comfort." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

(+1, The Hobbit. -CV)

"Somewhere, there is a full-sized ball pit" - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

"It's a reverse candy house that keeps kids away, covered in sugar free Haribo Gummy Bears and unicorn meat" - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"The special bits are the chicken legs holding up the house. Come see my new stoves! [evil laugh-er, sorry]" - [livejournal.com profile] etumukutenyak

(Baba Yaga called. She wants her schtick back. -CV)

"Well, there's certainly a temptation to go for a House of Holding, where every opening is a portal to a separate dimension from ours, allowing the building to have more internal volume than its external displacement. But can you imagine having to move?" - [livejournal.com profile] jargon

(Depends. Can you put a House of Holding into a Moving Truck of Holding? Or will the double holding cause a folding in the molding, leading to the madness of Golding and horrors untolding unfolding? -CV)

"It's more luxurious than Bill Gates' mansion, invisible and nobody but me knows it exists." - [livejournal.com profile] amelicalearns

(Coming soon from Steve Jobs' dessicated corpse: the iHouse, designed solely to mock Microsoft. -CV)

"The basement would be soundproof, ideal for Rock Band parties or sex dungeon orgies." - [livejournal.com profile] loopychew

"It is a huge and inexplicable concrete thing, like something out of 'Unhappy Hipsters', only by the sea and entirely covered in clutter, rubbish and shoes." - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

"Integrated 3-axis automated zombie deterrent system. And the rose bushes. Nice roses bushes." - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

"It looks suspiciously like my local mall, circa 1990. It has an arcade, a movie theater and an A&W stand." - [livejournal.com profile] freezer

"Do I have to build it myself? if so, a tiny-house. If not, a Giant Tree House!" - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango

(Note to self: [livejournal.com profile] lbmango is either a Wookiee, an Ewok, or an Elf. -CV)

"It has bookshelves EVERYWHERE in EVERY room!!! Yep, even the kitchen and the bathroom. Books, books, books, books. . ." - [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko

"A walk-in liquor cabinet...oh, wait, that's called a bar. Yeah, one of those." - [livejournal.com profile] nitasee




And there you have it. All turks, all the time. Just because nothing says welcome to Summer like turkey goodness. Unless you're being welcomed to Winter. Hail solstice! Hail Ming!

Thanks for playing, hope you enjoyed, and we will see you all next time (which might be later today) for our next round of quizly goodness. Share and enjoy!

Rock On!

AL&CV&LL

Date: 2014-06-24 01:28 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Hmmm, 2.5 and 1/11 of the group-Turkish-Delight-dislike ... not bad! (And after seeing [livejournal.com profile] drbear's and [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan's answers to #6, I can't believe I didn't think of going VERY old!school and saying, "it's in New Orleans, and called The Rising Sun". *facepalm*)

Date: 2014-06-24 02:49 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Yeah, well, unfortunately I didn't think of that until today. Hmph. Maybe next time, inspiration will strike sooner.

As for Turkish Delight, there's ONE variety full of pistachios that's actually quite nice, but the rest? *gag*

I also don't like Baklava and most other kinds of Turkish desserts; don't get me wrong, I'll kill for good chocolate or a tasty pudding, but in roughly a dozen vacations in the country, my first choice usually is either ice cream or fruit for dessert, NOT pastries. WAY too much honey, sugar, rose and orange water, IMO!

Date: 2014-06-25 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drbear.livejournal.com
When in doubt, take refuge in the classics.

Date: 2014-06-25 05:24 am (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Mm-hmm. IF you happen to think of them. Alas, I didn't. *sigh*

Date: 2014-06-24 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loopychew.livejournal.com
I'm curious about [livejournal.com profile] primavera's answer to the Turkish Delight question, since you ran with my quote.

Date: 2014-06-24 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akiyasan.livejournal.com
Ha, nothing like a cock leash thrown in there for a quote age. Hee…

I think I tried Turkish Delight before. Didn't care for it.

Date: 2014-06-25 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellapalmera.livejournal.com
Forgive me for not seeing the connection between the bonus question and the theme? Someone fill my dumb ass in plz.

Date: 2014-06-25 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kagomeshuko.livejournal.com
Yay! Four quotes. Oh, hindsight is 20/20 . . .

For #5 I should've asked, "An African or European swallow?"

Date: 2014-06-27 02:56 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chezmax
[livejournal.com profile] alexmegami is wrong! Yuck! :)

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