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1. You just won Johnny Depp in a poker game, and in return he's going to mack on your sister. What movie are you in?

(Strangely, Edward Scissorhands got more votes than all the Pirates movies combined. -CV)

"How did you get hold of my sister's fanfic?" - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

"I didn't even know I had a sister. So it must be Return of the Jedi." - [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

(He played one of the Ewoks. -CV)

"Was it strip poker because...I'll be in my bunk." - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

"Little Mister Marker." - [livejournal.com profile] jamoche

"Pirates of the Caribbean V: The Search for Plot." - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

"Johnny's next role will be as Hamper Man, since everything he wears look like laundry leftovers." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"The movie where my sister suddenly turns up dead. I wonder how that happened." - [livejournal.com profile] bellapalmera

"I've now got '500 miles' (the annoying song of that title) stuck in my head. Not even Teh!Pritty of Johnny Depp can make up for that. Damn you, mods!" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

(Tee hee hee... -AL&CV&LL)

Correct Answer: "Benny and Joon"

2. What US state capital was previously known as Harrisburg, Pilzburg, and Rockwell?

"didn't R.E.M. have a song warning us not to go back there?" - [livejournal.com profile] jamoche

"New Amsterdam" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan, [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

"as a Canadian, with 50 to guess from, uhhhh Salt lake city is a capitol right?" - [livejournal.com profile] kira_snugz

(We missed you, [livejournal.com profile] kira_snugs. Never change. -CV)

"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

(I said US, not Wales. -CV)

"Schizophrenic City. It's just outside of town." - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

"Home of the Pilzbury Doughboy." - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog

"Paragon City." - [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

(Stop making me cry. -1. -CV)

"Heads we name it Rhode Island, tails we name it Cacapoopoopeepeeshire." - [livejournal.com profile] lots42

"Something to do with Harrison Ford, something to do with beer and then something to do with paintings. So, Cleveland?" - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

"Wait, wait, wait, I know this one....Shoot, juneau it's right on the tip of my tongue....." - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti, [livejournal.com profile] stagemanager, [livejournal.com profile] drbear

(*rimshot* -CV)

Correct Answer: Juneau

3. Fun with lyrics! Name the song and the band:
She's the wildest hon in the wild kingdom
She's the wildest thang to float down
Well there's alligators and razorbacks,
But I don't care, I like to go down tubin' with you

"Is that dirty? Sounds dirty." - [livejournal.com profile] primavera

(Well, I'm not sure about...)

"Huh huh, you said 'go down'." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey, [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

(...oh, yeah, I guess it was dirty. Go figure. -CV)

"Honestly, I return to the Quiz after life-saving surgery and you're still doing 'Fun with lyrics'. Lyrics aren't fun. I'm making a legit complaint by making you feeling guilty. I'll now end on a short, dirty joke.
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!" - [livejournal.com profile] lots42

"If you go tubing on a river with gators, you'd better have a kevlar inner tube. (Do they MAKE Kevlar inner tubes?)" - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango

"Tubin' down into an alligator sounds like a really bad euphemism. Vagina Dentia?" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"'Datin' Your Sistah' by the whole state of Arkansas." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"Love Theme From Crocodile Dundee" - [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

"This makes me think that Minnie Mouse is on the Jungle Safari Cruise ride, but I'm supposed to say something about Sting, right?" - [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko

"It's always Sting, except when it's not...so I'm going to go with Coldplay and some song written before the 'decoupling' with Gwyneth Paltrow." - [livejournal.com profile] nitasee

"The original lyrics to REM's 'Nightswimming.'" - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

(That's two REM answers in one quiz. Is REM the new Sting? -CV)

"I read that as wildest thong. So this song is about Jane after Tarzan gets his hands on her right?" - [livejournal.com profile] kira_snugz

"I'm not sure, but I bet the group that sang it was the Bomb!!" - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti

(In the absence of [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8, [livejournal.com profile] tweeti is stepping up as Deliverer of Puns. -CV)

Correct Answer: "Junebug" by the B-52s

4. The founder of Samsung Group also was the first publisher of which Korean newspaper?

"The Seoul of our Nation" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"My knowledge of Korea begins and ends with M*A*S*H, Psy and whatever nutball is leading North Korea this week." - [livejournal.com profile] freezer

"Psy is the only Korean I know by name. So you know what's coming next..." - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

(You called it:)

"The Gangnam Herald. Oppan oppan read all about it." - [livejournal.com profile] bellapalmera
"The Gagnam Style Sheet" - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey
"Wupwup Newsy Style" - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz
"Gungnam Inquirer." - [livejournal.com profile] nitasee
"Gangnam Style Fashion for Men" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"Kim Jong-Pravda" - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

"제일아주누나" - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti, [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

(I can't read your crazy moon language! -CV)

"The Apple Copycat" - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

Correct Answer: JoongAng Ilbo

5. What actress played the motherly role in both "Lassie" and "Lost in Space"?

"This is just a set up for your mom jokes isn't it?" - [livejournal.com profile] kira_snugz

"You showed admirable restraint not using the word 'bitchy' in that question. Stay classy, LJDQ" - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

"Based on the theme. June Cleaver? Wait. She wasn't an actress." - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango

"Lassie is lost in space? What is it Timmy? Lassie is down the well? Lassie is drowning? Lassie is lost in space?!!! We better go help her!!!" - [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko

"Kim Kardashian" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"Angela Lansbury." - [livejournal.com profile] nitasee

"Billy Mumy." - [livejournal.com profile] primavera

(That's just mean. +1. -CV)

"June Lockhart; who, like Lassie, was also played by a series of males." - [livejournal.com profile] freezer

(Are you sure you're not thinking of Bea Arthur? -CV)

"'Lost in Space' is the most unnecessarily sexist film in modern times. The men have all the plot and the two scientist women get to mop the outside of the ship with space-brooms. Also Matt Le Blanc 'stars' in it" - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

"If they ever do a remake it should be Lena Headey. She plays such kind, loving mothers." - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

Correct Answer: June Lockhart

"Hey, don't forget June Lockhart as the mom on Petticoat Junction! Rrrrrowwwr" - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

(...and he'll be in his bunk for a few. -CV)

6. What are your plans for the summer?

"Too many to summerize here." - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

(I see what you did there. -CV)

"Get as drunk as I can, and drive as fast as I can, with as many people in the car as I can, in front of as many cops as I can, on July 4. Leaving my options open after that." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"World Cup, bitches! I am heading out the door momentarily, one of my very last things to do was to play the quiz. See ya!" - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

"Tour of Central Europe in early July!" - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina
"Going to Scotland, retracing (in part) my honeymoon from 33 years ago. Yes, with the same guy. :)" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

(Oooh! I'm having a tour of Scotland in early July! -CV)

"Finishing up my thesis and then FUCK ALL" - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog

"Figuring out how to make gin flavored pudding for the LJDQ mods." - [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko

(Party at [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko's house! -CV)

"Where we're going we don't need plans" - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

(+1, Back to the Future. -CV)

"Drink a bunch of beer on patios. Sit on a bunch of beaches. Go rent in a cabin in the woods. All three at (roughly) the same time, if possible. Either that, or take grampa's advice: 'Fuck a lot of women, Dwayne. Not just one woman. A lot of women.'" - [livejournal.com profile] jargon

"I plan on infiltrating a mental health facility and freeing a patient. Anybody know a good source for smoke bombs? The ones on Amazon just plain SUCK." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

(Any particular patient, or just one at random? -CV)

"Work, drink, get bored, seduce colleague, regret it, have angsty text conversations with a friend about it while her mother-in-law is making us tea, swim in 15C water, seduce different colleague and accidentally leave laptop disco on until 4am, regret that a lot, worry, eat ice-cream. Same as last summer, really." - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

(That was... oddly specific. -CV)

"Busting my ass at work. Which is better than my plans for the spring, which were 'busting my ass LOOKING for work.'" - [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

"Recover from life saving surgery! Bam! GUILT! (Seriously, everything's going to be FINE. I just need to take it easy)." - [livejournal.com profile] lots42

(Glad to see that the life-saving surgery did its life-saving thing. Rest up. Lucky for you the LJDQ is low intensity, low stress- the perfect activity for recuperation! -CV)

And there you have it. Half way through the half way month, and the quiz is going strong! Well, as strong as possible. Good to see everyone here, thanks for playing, enjoy your summer (or your air conditioning), and tune in soon for more quiz!

Rock On!


Date: 2014-06-17 01:35 pm (UTC)
shirenomad: (RK)
From: [personal profile] shirenomad
Note to self: City of Heroes references are now COUNTERproductive.

PS: Congrats to [livejournal.com profile] germankitty and [livejournal.com profile] lots42, for making it through two completely different types of challenges.

Date: 2014-06-18 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
Thank you. Very much appreciated.

Date: 2014-06-17 02:59 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (txt ljdq)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Hey another 3-fer! I'm turning into 50%-gal here ...

@ [livejournal.com profile] cmzero, thanks, but the real challenge will come when Spouse takes early retirement in early 2017. Either we'll be able to do all kinds of stuff we never had time to until now together, or I'll murder him for getting on my nerves all day every day (instead of just on weekends and during summer break)!

Date: 2014-06-17 03:36 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
*wry grin* Sounds about right. Nothing against my husband, I still think he's a great guy, but I sometimes wish I hadn't married at all ...

Date: 2014-06-17 03:25 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Ohh, and one other thing ...

"(Are you sure you're not thinking of Bea Arthur? -CV)"

You leave off of Bea Arthur, dude -- she was the BEST thing about "Golden Girls"! (When I grow up, I want to be a little bit like Dorothy Sbornak ... I already have the half-pint-sized meddling mother-in-law!)

Erm, and the other other thing? [livejournal.com profile] thepikey, you should maybe try buying Peruvian Darkness Powder at WWW in Diagon Alley -- smoke bombs are so last year! Also, may I suggest Bernard Jordan?

Date: 2014-06-17 03:39 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Rose came a very close second. :) It's just, being tall and sarcastic, I identified with Dorothy the most!

And who're you calling "Young lady"? Sorry, am neither!

Date: 2014-06-17 04:59 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Again, hasn't been true for 33 years! (You can't win on that ...)

Date: 2014-06-17 07:45 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
*snerks* You obviously haven't tried MY chocolate cake yet. Admittedly, it's not -quite- "Death by Chocolate", but made with homemade mousse au chocolat ...

Date: 2014-06-18 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stagemanager.livejournal.com
I'll be right over. Save me a piece or three.

Date: 2014-06-18 05:22 am (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Will do. :) I'll let you know the next time I bake it.

Date: 2014-06-17 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kagomeshuko.livejournal.com
Yay, three quotes!

Party at my house, as long as you're not afraid of dogs . ..

Oh, who am I kidding . . . gin flavored pudding will outrank dogs (little dogs at that) any day . . .

Date: 2014-06-18 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kagomeshuko.livejournal.com
Got three of them right now! One was my Mama's and of course, I wouldn't get rid of him. One has always been mine. One, we recently adopted, and he is my sister's. However, they are all "ours" or we are all "theirs" - however that works.

I've a feeling that gin gives you the power to triumph over almost anything.

Date: 2014-06-17 04:02 pm (UTC)
ext_1468: (b_lilo)
From: [identity profile] grapefruitzzz.livejournal.com
Nearly a full sweep (apart from the Sting round).

*party party party*

*not till 4am this time that was a bad idea*

Date: 2014-06-17 11:03 pm (UTC)
ext_1468: (s_complete)
From: [identity profile] grapefruitzzz.livejournal.com
Yeah, about that....

Date: 2014-06-17 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mark-laura.livejournal.com
Saw the US beat Ghana last night! Awesome atmosphere! The team didn't actually look that great, but we somehow pulled out the win!!

Date: 2014-06-17 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wrestlingdog.livejournal.com
Whoa! I only answered 3 questions and I got 2 quotes! Sweet!

Date: 2014-06-18 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
Math is hard.

Date: 2014-06-18 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
"(Glad to see that the life-saving surgery did its life-saving thing. Rest up. Lucky for you the LJDQ is low intensity, low stress- the perfect activity for recuperation! -CV)"

Hospital-grade painkillers, vagina jokes and hassling people who give me free entertainment. The perfect combination.
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