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Sorry about the one week delay. Had some real life matters that needed fixing. Or something like that. Maybe I was just lazy and playing video games again. You know, stuff.



1. In the original television series "Battlestar Galactica", what famous dancer played the part of Starbuck's father?

"Sergei Baryshnykov (since I know about four famous male dancers, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't Gregory Hines)" - [livejournal.com profile] etcet and five other Baryshnikov fans

"Cyd Cerise. Heads rolled when she showed up for filming and they realized it wasn't 'Sid Cerise.'" - [livejournal.com profile] freezer

"John Holmes" - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

"Psy" - [livejournal.com profile] primavera

"Christopher Walken (if it isn't true it really should be)" - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

"Queequeg Astaire" - [livejournal.com profile] kagomeshuko

(+1, Moby Dick. Well-played. -CV)

"" - [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle

"Fred Astaire, who allegedly 'couldn't act, couldn't sing, but danced a little'. Kind of like a one-man boyband 65 years before there even were boybands. Less pretty, MUCH better." - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

Correct Answer: Fred Astaire

"Fred Astaire. ...wait, you mean that was ACTUALLY the answer? What kind of crazy quiz IS this?!" - [livejournal.com profile] loopychew



2. In the musical "Chicago", which character welcomes the audience to the show?

"The MC, with the song 'Willkommen, bienvenue and all that jazz'" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty, [livejournal.com profile] nitasee

(That was that other musical. -CV)

"Are you sure you're not mixing Chicago up with Cabaret? Because Cabaret's the one that has a real 'introduction' to the characters." - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog

(Yes, totally sure. -CV)

"It's either Statler or Waldorf. I can never remember which is which." - [livejournal.com profile] cholma

"Roxie (though Sting called her Roxanne)" - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

(Is there nothing Sting can't do? -CV)

"Frank N. Furter" - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

(+1, RHPS. -CV)

"Bob the Janitor (who is played, of course, by the accordion)" - [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik

(+1, Weird Al. -CV)

"The show, the show within the show, or the show within the trial within the show?" - [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress

"Geraldo Rivera. He promises to show us what's in Al Capone's vault by the end of the show, but he doesn't deliver, and we'll never get that hour of our life back. Damn you, Geraldo!" - [livejournal.com profile] silk_knickers

(Damn you, Geraldo. We all paid the price for that one. -CV)

Correct Answer: Velma Kelly



3. Who wrote the original short story that Alfred Hitchcock used as a basis for "The Birds"?

"Edgar Allen Poe. Isn't he the guy everybody steals the good plots off of?" - [livejournal.com profile] neumeindil

"It's a truism Shirley Jackson wrote every short story that ever became a movie. (well, her and Philip K. Dick, but I think this was a smidge before his heyday)" - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

"Sadly, Hitchcock died before he could make the much more terrifying sequel, 'The Birds and the Bees.'" - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

"Polly" - [livejournal.com profile] stagemanager

"Big Bird. We always KNEW he had a dark side!" - [livejournal.com profile] lbmango, [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress

"Harvey Birdman, Author at Large" - [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik

"Robin Crowe, her story 'Those Where My Eggs You Had For Breakfast'" - [livejournal.com profile] nitasee

"I Just Cleaned That Car by Ernest Hemingway." - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

"Nikola Tesla. EVERYONE stole from him." - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

"Isaac Asimov. He wrote everything." - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"St. Francis. Modern retellings of his preachings to the birds leave out what the birds said back." - [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle

(Now I want to see St. Patrick star in "Snakes on a Plane 2: Irish Boogaloo". -CV)

Correct Answer: Daphne du Maurier



4. Dr. Andrew Zagarian created which indestructible DC comics supervillain?

"Iron Chef. Noboody chops up the bad guys quite like him!" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"Isaac Azathoth." - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

"Haven't you read 'Future's End'? *No* DC comics character is indestructible!" - [livejournal.com profile] cholma, [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista

"The Joker never seemed to actually suffer. I mean, until Heath Ledger. Too soon?" - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

(Never too soon here at the quiz. -CV)

"Wrong universe, but you know what was more indestructible than adamantium? Hulk's pants." - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

(For which we should all be grateful. -CV)

"The Vizier of Chaos." - [livejournal.com profile] silk_knickers

"Martha Kent." - [livejournal.com profile] lots42

(Lil' Clark knew that when Ma brought out the kryptonite belt, he was in biiiiig trouble. -CV)

"Salamander Man. No one is safe." - [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle

(Surprisingly, salamander tissue helps make the Shaggy Man indestructible. -CV)

Correct Answer: The Shaggy Man



5. Fun with lyrics! Name the song and the artist:
La rencontrant chez des amis
Je lui dis : Mademoiselle
Que faites-vous donc dans la vie
Eh bien répondit-elle


"I can't even get the English lyrics ones, and now you expect me to do it in German?" - [livejournal.com profile] silk_knickers

(+1, German. -CV)

"Sorry, I don't speak the language of the People of the White Flag. (Pero, hablo espanol!)" - [livejournal.com profile] neumeindil

"To paraphrase JK Rowling, 'Oh dear, foreign languages.'" - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog

"The only song by a frog I'll admit to knowing is 'Rainbow Connection', and that ain't it." - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

"Sting knows French?" - [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista

(Eh, he's British, France is just across the river, can't be too difficult... -CV)

"Penis Penis Penis Penis." - [livejournal.com profile] lots42

"'Some French Thing,' by 'Shut the Fuck Up, Quebec, Nobody Likes You Anyways" - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

"Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi, ce soir?" - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey, [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina, [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"'Combien de Chiens Sont là dans Votre Blouse?' by Gary Trudeau and the Zonkers" - [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik

"My French may be a little weak, but I think that third line is 'It's fate that makes you dance lively with my dong'" - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

"I spy two different women's magazines there. So it's a trashy version of Cosmo then." - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

(Trashy Cosmo? Sounds like another entry from the Department of Redundancy Department... -CV)

"It Wasn't Me by Shaggy
CV came in and caught me red handed
Googling on the LJDQ
Picture this I had the Firefox open
Banging on the keyboard keys

It wasn't ME, CV! Honest! It was SHAGGY." - [livejournal.com profile] cholma

(I ain't buying it. Shaggy was the previous question. But +1 for musical excellence. -CV)

Correct Answer: "Scoubidou" by Sacha Distel



6. If you could solve any mystery, great or small, what would it be?

"What really happened to the Entwives." - [livejournal.com profile] neumeindil

(They left the forest to become nuns. They all live in a ConvEnt now. -CV)

"Why I suck at this quiz." - [livejournal.com profile] stagemanager

(It's ok. We're a week late with this quiz. Sucking all around! -CV)

"Where missing socks go." - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog, [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress, [livejournal.com profile] loopychew

(You should check each other's laundry machines. -CV)

"Who thinks these 'fun with lyrics' questions have any possible connection with the popularly-understood definition of the term 'fun'?" - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

(Ang first wrote the phrase "Fun with lyrics", I believe. Maybe it was fun back in those first few questions. Now it's still fun, mostly for us. -CV)

"You ask so many questions, what answers should I choose? Is this schizoid paranoia, or just existential blues?" - [livejournal.com profile] cholma

(+1, The Existential Blues. -CV)

"Where are my pants?" - [livejournal.com profile] grapefruitzzz

(The mystery is not where they are, but why you would want to put them back on? -CV)

"Just how much pudding, gin and bacon do the LJDQ mods consume each week? Is the amount bigger than the gross national product, or just gross?" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

(It's pretty gross on my end. -CV)

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop" - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

(Mr. Owl is wrong. It's like six at least. -CV)

"Why is Uranus built on a funny tilt?" - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

(Well, everything else about Uranus is funny; why not the tilt as well? -CV)



And there you have it. In case you didn't figure it out, this quiz follows the names of the Scooby Doo gang. If you don't know what Scooby Doo is, well... you know, I'm not even going there. The point is, Scooby Doo. Mystery solved. You meddling kids.

Welcome to June! We're almost halfway through the new year. That's crazy talk! CRAZY! A new quiz will show up tomorrow for great justice, so be warned, be forearmed, but don't be four-armed. That's just silly.

Rock On!

AL&CV&LL

Date: 2014-06-02 03:01 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (txt ljdq)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Wow, five. FIVE! I'm on a roll here! (Even though I never figured out the theme, because I only know "Scooby" from BtVS! *hides*)

Weird how I only messed up on the Sacha Distel question, what with actually having been a Sacha Distel fan for a while back in the 60s! (He used to be pretty popular over here in Germany at the time ... and I actually may have one of his songs on an old vinyl record* sampler somewhere. :P)

* = for the kiddies out there, those were the huge black CD-like thingies! (Only scratchier ...)



I ... I missed the group quote on #5. Which means ...


OMG, I GOT 'EM ALL!!!



*thud*

Somebody please revive me with copious amounts of gin and pudding!
Edited Date: 2014-06-02 03:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-06-02 07:20 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (emo Snoopy dance)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
I know ... I'm still bouncing all over the place with GLEE!!!

Tonight! We dine! In Hell On ramen and watermelon!

Date: 2014-06-02 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepikey.livejournal.com
I like it too, but I spend more time just playing with my food.

Date: 2014-06-02 08:11 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
You would. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Date: 2014-06-02 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And here, I was just happy to get that group quote threesome with you and tinamachina. Get down wit yo bad self!

Date: 2014-06-02 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepikey.livejournal.com
Bah, I wasn't even logged in for that. (How does one properly celebrate a threesome? Hans, you're a worldly guy, help me out here. )

Date: 2014-06-02 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepikey.livejournal.com
THREESOME SHOTS.

Tequila, whiskey, jaeger. Done!

Date: 2014-06-02 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepikey.livejournal.com
EXACTLY THE POINT.

Date: 2014-06-02 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinamachina.livejournal.com
*George Takei voice* Oh myyyy....

Date: 2014-06-02 08:09 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Sorry!

*sends you virtual gin and chocolate*

Date: 2014-06-02 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stagemanager.livejournal.com
Double quotage! Which proves I have a chance even if I don't answer all the questions.... (Shhh, don't tell anyone.)

Date: 2014-06-02 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinamachina.livejournal.com
Two quotes, which is two more than last week since I forgot to play then. So yay!

Date: 2014-06-02 08:27 pm (UTC)
germankitty: (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
""Sting knows French?" - [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista

(Eh, he's British, France is just across the river, can't be too difficult... -CV)"


I actually saw a show on late-night TV once where Sting and Italian singer Gianna Nannini both performed all kinds of Bert Brecht (he of "The Threepenny Opera" fame) songs ... in German. Apparently they both learned the lyrics phonetically. It was -- unintelligible interesting.

""Where missing socks go." - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog, [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress, [livejournal.com profile] loopychew

(You should check each other's laundry machines. -CV)"


What, you haven't found the miniature Black Hole yet? I swear there used to be one in my son's nursery ...

(Edited to prove that I do, actually, know html.)
Edited Date: 2014-06-02 08:28 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-06-02 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cholma.livejournal.com
THERE ARE FOUR! FOUR LIGHTS ANSWERS!

Muahahahahahaha!
*thunder booms*

Date: 2014-06-03 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kagomeshuko.livejournal.com
Count von Count!

Date: 2014-06-02 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
"Wrong universe, but you know what was more indestructible than adamantium? Hulk's pants." - tinamachina

(For which we should all be grateful. -CV)
--------------------------

In the Ultimate Universe, which is an alternate continuity, the Hulk's pants were not indestructible. He was naked. All the time.

And he ate people.

And by eating people, I mean, ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

In prison he would wait. WEEKS. For the chance to eat his nurses.

Imagine, the last thing you see in your life is a ten foot tall naked green man. "HULK HUNGRY!"
Edited Date: 2014-06-02 11:31 pm (UTC)

Date: 2014-06-03 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mark-laura.livejournal.com
Fouraging for quotes!!!!
(lest anyone thinks I'm trying to pull a fast one, that last line of mine is a quote from Interplanet Janet (and yes, you should definitely YouTube that if you don't immediately know what I'm talking about (I know the mods do)))

Date: 2014-06-03 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kagomeshuko.livejournal.com
Yay! A quote with a +1 and a "well played."

Now, maybe I would've got more quotate if it weren't for those meddling kids.

Also, just what was in those Scooby snacks and what were Fred and Daphne often doing in that van?

Date: 2014-06-03 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neumeindil.livejournal.com
Okay, that theme was outta left field. :/ But I got 3. :D
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