LJ Daily Answers: 19 May 2014

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"If you had made this double-sized, you could've made the eighth answer duck-related. Just saying." - loopychew

My ancientness is aptly demonstrated by the fact that it took me five minutes to understand what you were saying. Well played.



1. What title does Tenzin Gyatso currently hold?

"Name that most sounds like 'Tenpin Fatso'" - kenshardik

(The Kingpin was called that once. Once. -CV)

""Currently?" Like, maybe he used to be MMA champion '09-'11 or something?
Wait. Waaiiit. I can edit wikipedia. *shifty eyes* BRB." - thepikey

"Master Airbender, son of Avatar Aang, former Council Member of Republic City." - stgreyhounds, freezer, loopychew, la_trombonista, cmzero

"I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little ... giggle ... when I mention my fwiend ... Biggus ... Dickus?" - therealchon

(+1, Monty Python's Life of Brian. -CV)

"Gagnam Style." - n5iln

"Kimye's anticipated name for their next unfortunate spawn." - i_calql8

"Little Old Man Who Used To Be Cooler Than The Pope" - germankitty

(Oooh, burn. -CV)

Correct Answer: Dalai Lama



2. Which actor played Lance Cumson on the primetime soap opera "Falcon Crest"?

"Must...take...high...road...on...this...question..." - i_calql8

(I cannot tell a lie: the moment I saw his name, I knew that 99% of our answers would be... predictable. -CV)

"huh huh you said 'crest'" - lbmango

"Sorry, I can only give good answers for daytime soap-related questions." - la_trombonista

"Troy McClure." - drbear

"Luman Sconce." - alfvaen

"Toppington von Monocle." - wrestlingdog

"You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so slowly, I never even noticed..." - jargon

(+1, The Simpsons. -CV)

"One with a very good sense of humor when it comes to part names." - seferin

"Well, Lance Armstrong cumson about half as much stuff as he used to, so... Herve Villechaize? [ENJOY YOUR THERAPY BILLS, FUCKERS]" - etcet

"You really need to stop with the porno parodies. I know you think it adds a splash of humor, but generally it just falls limp and is embarrassing and humiliating.
(Consult with your mod to see if LJDQ is right for you. Side effects include but are not limited to gin, pudding, and Sting.)" - thepikey

"Lance makes peanut butter crackers, so it's some white dude that smells like peanuts. Now I want peanut butter." - akiyasan

(This answer is quite disturbing after being preceded by fifty-odd ejaculation-themed responses. -CV)

Correct Answer: Lorenzo Lamas



3. What Spanish firearms company (now bankrupt) was originally founded under the name "Gabilondo and Urresti"?

"So the Spanish police used to urresti their suspects...and the lawyers would gabi for a londi time about unreasonable searches..." - etumukutenyak

(And then they would just shoot them. -CV)

"Los Shootos Deados" - germankitty

(They were from Nicaragua. -CV)

"Mucho Bango" - kenshardik

(Those were guns of a different flavor, if you know what I mean. -CV)

"Fuego y Muerte." - la_trombonista

(They also made flamethrowers. -CV)

"Ollivander's (he decided to diversify)" - wrestlingdog

"Dolce and Gabbana." - drbear

"Smith and Wesson. They changed their names at immigration to sound less exotic." - loopychew
"Smit y Wesón" - bellapalmera

"Bear Eater. Something like that. You'd be a bad motherfucker if you ate bear meat, right?" - etcet

(Especially if you ate it right off the bear. -CV)

"'I could give you my word as a Spaniard.'
'No good. I've known too many Spaniards.'" - thepikey

(+1, The Princess Bride. -CV)

"They added Nuñez and Santiago to the partnership, and became G.U.N.S." - cmzero

"Winamp (it really whips the llama's ass)" - cholma

(Holy crap, that was a flashback of awesomeness. +1, Winamp. -CV)

"There once was a gaucho named Bruno
who said, 'About one thing I do know.
While women are fine
and sheep are divine,
llamas are numero uno.'" - therealchon

Correct Answer: Llama Firearms



4. Players strike a rubber ball with their hips in which ancient Mesoamerican sport?

"So how many Brazilian volleyball team pictures did you get?" - stgreyhounds

(NOT FRIGGING ENOUGH. As in, less than one. This is a tragic Quizling failure. -CV)

"Where the hell is Mesoamerica? Who the hell cares? (But I sure hope the game looked something like this:

What? It has guys, hips and a ball ...)" - germankitty

"No-handed tetherball" - kagomeshuko

(Wait, the ball is at the end of a long tether and... OH GOD PORN -CV)

"BASEketball" - drbear

(+1, Baseketball. -CV)

"Twerk-itBall. Those Aztecs sure knew how to get down and get funky!" - cholma, freezer

"And thus was the term 'hippies' born." - n5iln

"BeyBeyBall" - grapefruitzzz

(No, that's the one where they bounce Beyonce's severed head around the field. Surprisingly popular. -CV)

"Shakiraball" - cmzero, etcet, seferin
"Jai Shakiralai." - loopychew

(No, that's the one where they bounce Shakira's severed... wait, I made this joke already. -CV)

"Zuma" - i_calql8

(Spin, little ball-shooting frog! Spin, you bastard! -CV)

"Is that the one that used to be played with skulls? In which case, I have no clue." - lady_deirdre

"The ancient game of D'aaghlei L'aamaagh, which was Aztecan for 'You win or you die'." - etumukutenyak

(You got me; that's Tenzin Gyatso's other current title. -CV)

Correct Answer: Ōllamaliztli



5. Fun with lyrics! Name the song and the band:
You don't believe that she's mine, all mine
I love her,
Love her, love her so.
That I'll never, never let her go.
You may be certain she's mine, all mine,
She's mine all of the time.

"insert Rick-roll reference here -->" - lbmango

"Don't Date This Guy by Eww and the Stalkers" - stgreyhounds, freezer, cholma
"Possession by the Spousal Abusers" - seferin, wrestlingdog
"PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET by Wild Bill and the Wells" - etcet

"Sting Bet Me I Couldn't Write A More Stalker-y Song Than 'Every Breath You Take'" - cmzero, jargon

"And I will pet her and squeeze her and call her Georgette" - akiyasan

"The Precious is mine! Nasssty hobbitses steal it! Hates them, hates them we does! Sssss!" - thepikey

"" - i_calql8

"" - therealchon

Correct Answer: "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by The Edsels

"*wails* Earworm! Earworm! *runs like hell*" - germankitty

(Eeeeeexcellent. -AL&CV&LL)



6. Cute fuzzy animals! Which one's your favorite?

"" - germankitty

"Capybaras and their amazing friends!" - lbmango

"" - freezer

"Tribbles" - loopychew, n5iln

"Mold in the shape of Jesus on bread" - akiyasan

"Catgirls" - cmzero

"" - wrestlingdog

"" - lady_deirdre

"" - etcet

"The beaver. BECAUSE OF NARNIA ACTUALLY." - grapefruitzzz

(Of course. -CV)



Happy Birthday to lovellama, our wonderful lovely co-moderator at this wonderful lovely quiz thing! This llama-themed quiz is dedicated to you. And so is this.

Thanks for playing, everyone, and we'll see you all again tomorrow, same quiz-time, same quiz-channel!

Rock On!

AL&CV&LL

Comments

[kagomeshuko.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was thinking more the ball on the pole and people hitting it with their hips.

The llama song rocks!