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After many long and terrifying weeks, answers appear!


"You know when the absolute wrong answer jumps right to the front of your mind? And you're convinced that HAS TO BE IT, even when it definitely ISN'T?" - [livejournal.com profile] lizwinlove

Young lady, you've just described every time I speak, ever.


1. Sylvia Barrett is the lead character in which 1965 novel?

"Catcher in the Rye? I read like 10 pages of that book and gave up. So odds are the narrator dies and Sylvia takes over" - [livejournal.com profile] spotsofcolour

“Upstairs, Downstairs? Downton Abbey? Abbey Road? No, wait, it was John, Paul, George and Ringo, not JPGR and Sylvia. Unless Yoko Ono became Sylvia in the English dub ..." - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"My daughter is a Sumerian Demigod! (Prequel to Ghostbusters, the story of a mother who sacrifices it all only to find her daughter tries to end the world)" - [livejournal.com profile] seferin

(+1 for remembering that Dana's last name was Barrett. Well done. -CV)

"Behind the Green Door" - [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress

(I don't think that was a book first. Maybe a magazine, at best. -CV)

“The Happy Hooker." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"Up in Flames: One woman's account of the feminist bra-burning movement of the 1960s" - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

"A woman's story, or How I got my ass back in the Kitchen" - THALEN

“50 Shades of Pink Floyd" - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

(Is there such a thing as a stoner novel? If so, that would be it. -CV)

"Grin And Barrett" - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

"Ascending incorrectly by use of the access designated for descent" - IRONJEFF

Correct Answer: "Up the Down Staircase"



2. The Pure Food and Drug Act and the Meat Inspection Act came about partly due to the book "The Jungle", written by whom?

"M.I.A. : Meat Inspection Associate. Let me see your meat, boys" - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

"Rudyard Kipling" - [livejournal.com profile] darthparadox, [livejournal.com profile] spotsofcolour
"He established the bare necessities." - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty
"Mowgli, though parts of it were ghostwritten by Sher Khan" - [livejournal.com profile] ntlespino, [livejournal.com profile] tweeti

(Probably the delicious parts. -CV)

"Dr. Livingstone I. Presume." - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

"Behind the Green Door" - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

(How can a 60's porn flick figure twice in the same quiz? You and [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress need some movie nights together. -CV)

"Axl Rose" - [livejournal.com profile] seferin, [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan, [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo, [livejournal.com profile] drbunsen, [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula, [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

(He just wrote the welcoming remarks. -CV)

"Harry Harrison" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard
"Mm, Soylent Green" - [livejournal.com profile] princessstarr

"Upyours Salmonella" - JENNA_THORN

"I was going to say Upton Sinclair, but then I reread the part about 'Meat Inspection' and decided the answer was Snooki" - THALEN

"Upton Sinclair. Pink slime is the LEAST disguisting thing in your hamburger after you read that book" - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

“Ah, yes, 'The Jungle.' Also known as 'I NEVER WANT TO EAT ANYTHING AGAIN.'" - [livejournal.com profile] wrestlingdog, IRONJEFF

Correct Answer: Upton Sinclair

"Uptown Sinclair was his rap name" - [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista



3. What movie featured the canine characters Alpha, Epsilon, and Dug?

“SQUIRREL!" - [livejournal.com profile] stgreyhounds, [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista, [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress, THALEN
“A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard
"I will be your best friend SQUIRREL!!!" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan
“I love this movie. It's u-SQUIRREL!" - [livejournal.com profile] mandydax

"I hate squirrels!" - [livejournal.com profile] princessstarr

(You get a +1, just because. -CV)

"All Dogs Go To Heaven VI: Now With Airships" - [livejournal.com profile] darthparadox

“I know the movie is UP, but when you put it that way, it sounds like they should be futuristic star pilots or something" - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti

(Recall the scene when they're in the propellor planes attacking the Balloon House, and they're giving out call signs exactly like the scene in Star Wars when the Rebels attack the Death Star. So, yes, you're right on the money. -CV)

“Plan 9 from Outer Space." - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

(+1, old school style – LL)

"Frat Party III: Raise the Woof" - [livejournal.com profile] lizwinlove

"One of those animated movies based on a video game, I presume, like 'Dig Dug A.E.'" - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

“'What's it going to be then, eh?' There was me, that is Charles, and my three dogs, that is Alpha, Epsilon, and Dug, Dug being very Dug, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

(That is a genuinely terrifying combination of films. -CV)

"On a related note, I worked at Blockbusters at the time Wall-E was out and my manager told me that Kung Fu Panda had deserved the Best Animated Oscar more than Wall-E. I asked him why he worked in a movie shop when he clearly hated films" - [livejournal.com profile] spotsofcolour

(I stand with your manager on this one. KFP >> WALL-E. -CV)

"" - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo, [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

"Up. If you're not a sobbing pile of Jell-O after the first 10 minutes, you have no soul." - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

(*raises hand soullessly* You should go talk to [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8 instead. He has something in his eye. -CV)

"They lived in a room with horrible curtains. Evelyn was surprised about that too. (What, too obscure?)" - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

(Pretty damn obscure, but full credit. -CV)

Correct Answer: "Up"



4. What is the oldest university in Sweden?

"Sweden University, of course!" - [livejournal.com profile] david_deacon

(It really should be. -CV)

"Miskabjörkic University" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

(Cthjülhjü and the other Øld Ønes are njöt amüsed. -CV)

“The Odin School of Marksmanship, motto 'You'll shoot your eye out'" - [livejournal.com profile] seferin, [livejournal.com profile] thepikey, [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

“Uni de Bork Bork Bork... a culinary school founded by the Swedish Chef." - [livejournal.com profile] princessstarr, JENNA_THORN, [livejournal.com profile] tweeti, [livejournal.com profile] therealchon, [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula, [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista

“They have universities in Sweden? I thought blondes are supposed to be . . . dumb unsuited to study." - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

“I'm going to betray my American ignorance about global history, throw in the towel, and say Ikea" - [livejournal.com profile] stgreyhounds, [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

“Stanfjørd" - [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

(You can major in pining there. -CV)

"Uppsala, or 'Ooops!' for short. Home to all students who realize a week before graduation that their time might have been better spent studying their actual subjects instead of majoring in booze, sex and rock'n'roll. (LJDQ players are thus pretty much disqualified per definitionem.)" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

“I'm too lazy to look up all the diacritical marks necessary." - [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress

"I don't know their name, but I know their mascot." - [livejournal.com profile] mark_laura

Correct Answer: Uppsala University



5. What was the name of Cheech and Chong's first film?

"'Cheech & Chong's Second Movie'. Just to confuse people" - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

(Considering their target audience, that might have worked pretty well. -CV)

"Cheech and Chong's Excellent Adventure" - [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

(And we're Myllow Stonyrz! *air bong hit* -CV)

"I don't know, but I'm willing to bet the sequel had 'Electric Boogaloo' in the title" - [livejournal.com profile] spotsofcolour

(EVERY sequel has Electric Boogaloo in the title. It's a given. -CV)

"Camera Surveillance tape #37 aka Exhibit D" - THALEN

“Easy Rider: the comic version" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"When Hairy met Smelly: A tale of Two Hippies" - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

"If This Isn't Funny, You're Not High Enough" - [livejournal.com profile] darthparadox

“You know, when the first Harold and Kumar movie came out, people were making a big deal about how it was the first stoner movie with Asian buddies. Finally, one reviewer, I forget who, stood up and said,'"Hey, what about Tommy Chong?'" - [livejournal.com profile] stgreyhounds

"Dude, are you recording that?" - JENNA_THORN

“Dude, where's my car?" - [livejournal.com profile] seferin

“Up in Smoke, literally a joint effort" - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

"When that was in theaters, the concession stands must have made a killing!" - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

Correct Answer: "Up In Smoke"



6. Heights: great, terrifying, scenic, duuuuuuuude, or other? Tell us a story!

(You know, I haven't been this high on Quizling trauma in a long time. Your collective fears are delicious. -CV)

"I think it's going to be a long, long time, til touchdown brings be back around to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no no no! I'm a Rocket Man!" - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

(Full credit. -CV)

“I hate heights. But then I remember that we are all a bunch of specks living on a ball that is floating in space. *That* terrifies me." - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"Duuuude! Definitely: duuuuuuude! (Wait. I may still be on a contact high from the last question.)" - [livejournal.com profile] cmzero

“Wuthering." - [livejournal.com profile] tinamachina

(+1. I really expected more of these. -CV)

"" - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

"There were beer involved; bachelor party, B&E, police, escape, wheelchair. I can say no more" - [livejournal.com profile] therealchon

"I learned I really am afraid of heights when I climbed onto a ledge high on an indoor rock wall, sat on it, turned around, and looked down." - [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress

“It's not a phobia if it doesn't negatively interfere with your life. And taking the nice, safe stairs is healthier than staring down the maw of the down escalator." - [livejournal.com profile] stgreyhounds

“I took the skylift at the Omaha zoo last month. Terrified of heights, I was embarrassed every time I saw some little kid coming the other way not even caring that they could plummet to their death and be eaten by cheetahs." - [livejournal.com profile] mandydax

“I don't mind heights, but I'm not great at getting back down from them. I have issues with stairs. So I went to Warwick Castle with my cousin, and we climbed the battlements. Great! Beautiful view across Warwick and the surrounding countryside! But then it came time to go back down. The stairs were all anti-clockwise (not the usual direction), unlit, smooth stone, worn down unevenly and there was no handrail. I single-handedly caused a bank holiday traffic jam down the battlement stairs it took me so long to get down." - [livejournal.com profile] spotsofcolour

(I have been to Warwick Castle and I know what you are talking about. Castles are hardcore, yo. -CV)

“we stopped in Ontario and visited the CN Tower. It's the tallest free-standing structure in the world (or it was at the time). Very, very cool. Anyway, we went up to the Observation Deck, (I think that's about 1800 ft up). It has a glass bottom so you can look all the waaaay down to the ground. There were young children jumping up and down on that glass. That Was NOT COOL!" - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti
“No matter how intellectually certain I am of its safety, I have never been able to bring myself to jump up and down on the glass floor in the CN Tower. I step onto the glass and my hindbrain starts yelling 'HOLY SHIT, MAN, WE COULD DIE HERE!'" - [livejournal.com profile] darthparadox

“One time I was visiting a nuclear plant, and they let us into the dome, so all of us kids ran for the railing to look below, only to see a 500 meter drop below into what would be the floor of the reactor. All of us that rushed the railing suddenly clung on to it for dear life as knees gave way. " - [livejournal.com profile] ntlespino

"I was in an elevator in Beijing, it started to shake and promptly free fell for four stories trapping us in there for about an hour. Since then I have not been a fan of heights, elevators or enclosed spaces. Still, I have gotten to crawl out between stories like they do in the movies. I guess that's cool." - [livejournal.com profile] raphsody606



And there you have it. "UP" is yours!
There are still four other quizzes pending, and you still have chances to answer, so go forth and bring on the funnies! You can do it!
Also, happy post-fourth of July to our American contingent!
Also, gin is delicious.

Rock on!

AL&CV&LL

Date: 2012-07-05 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stgreyhounds.livejournal.com
When I went to the CN Tower, I refused to stand on the glass floor. My husband pointed out the sign that said something like, the floor is strong enough to hold the weight of 16 rhinos. I still refused, but I *really* want to see those 16 rhinos up there.

Date: 2012-07-05 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love2loveher.livejournal.com
You can't trust engineers.

Date: 2012-07-05 08:12 pm (UTC)
germankitty: by snarkel (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
I'll be at the Grand Canyon this summer, the Labor Day weekend. Guess where I won't be -- that glass bridge! I'm getting vertiginous just thinking about it! *shudders*

Date: 2012-07-05 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rapunzelita.livejournal.com
So are the the other three themes going to be down, strange, and charm? Cause that would be cool, and prophetic.

Date: 2012-07-05 02:57 pm (UTC)
shirenomad: (House)
From: [personal profile] shirenomad
Five out of six! (although shared credit on two of those... when does it officially become a group-think?)

Credit to my wife for coming up with the Cheech and Chong answer at the buzzer; it was much better than my Shakespeare joke.

Date: 2012-07-05 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovellama.livejournal.com
Group think is when we start going "Again??". :D

Date: 2012-07-05 05:18 pm (UTC)
shirenomad: (Default)
From: [personal profile] shirenomad
That would have also been better than my Shakespeare joke,.

Date: 2012-07-05 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragbert.livejournal.com
"Stanfjørd" should be in the LJDQ Hall Of Fame.

Date: 2012-07-05 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-calql8.livejournal.com
Yes, this gets the Pun I Wished I'd Thought Of Award. Well done!

Date: 2012-07-05 03:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] wiredwizard.livejournal.com
3/6 - it's a start...

re: Miskabjörkic University, Cthjülhjü and the other Øld Ønes njöt being amüsed - it's the Øld Ønes own fault if they spell Cthjülhjü like the average IKEA prodjüct...

Date: 2012-07-05 04:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] david-deacon.livejournal.com
If you correctly assemble the Cthjülhjü dining set, Pinhead and the other Cenobites appear and drag your soul to hell. Or the nearest IKEA.

Date: 2012-07-06 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovellama.livejournal.com
OMG I just remembered the Stouffer's Swedish Meatballs I have in the freezer! Yays!!

Date: 2012-07-06 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthparadox.livejournal.com
I've been nervous about those. How do they compare to IKEA's recipe?

Date: 2012-07-06 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovellama.livejournal.com
I've never had IKEA's. They are probably not as good, they are a frozen dinner, after all. But the nearest IKEA is a ways away, and I like Stouffer's.

Date: 2012-07-06 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthparadox.livejournal.com
As opposed to the rest of the IKEA catalog, which will cause you to go mad approximately halfway into the assembly process. (Or so I've heard. The fact that I've assembled every IKEA product I've ever bought without a single problem may just indicate that I'm as mad as the designers.)

Date: 2012-07-05 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepikey.livejournal.com
(How can a 60's porn flick figure twice in the same quiz? You and sskipstress need some movie nights together. -CV)

Brown chicken, brown cow!

Date: 2012-07-05 08:06 pm (UTC)
germankitty: by snarkel (misc LJ sponsors)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
FOUR!

I'm up where I belong, pwning [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8 all the way!

Date: 2012-07-05 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-calql8.livejournal.com
I wubs you anyway. :P

Date: 2012-07-06 06:52 pm (UTC)
germankitty: by snarkel (Default)
From: [personal profile] germankitty
Aww. :)

Date: 2012-07-05 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeti.livejournal.com
Woot!! Four Quotations for me...two shared and two of my very own!!

Loved, loved, loved the quote by [livejournal.com profile] demon_666, "When Hairy met Smelly: A tale of Two Hippies", for the Cheech and Chong movie...caused an actual LoL!

You and me together [livejournal.com profile] darthparadox.....That glass floor is scary...*shudder*...Here is a view from inside the CN Tower....Image (http://s1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii631/stweetib/?action=view&current=view_from_the_cn_tower-001.jpg)

Very, Very High up
Edited Date: 2012-07-06 03:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-07-06 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sjl.livejournal.com
Hang on. What's a TIE fighter doing over Canada?

Date: 2012-07-07 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeti.livejournal.com
Plus they have really disrespectful drivers....I mean, they don't even respect a funeral procession....*shaking my head*....They're all going to heck!

Date: 2012-07-06 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthparadox.livejournal.com
Someday I will conquer my fear.

(Easy for me to say, now that I'm living on the other side of the continent...)

Date: 2012-07-07 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeti.livejournal.com
Heck, I can't stand next to the glass in a glass-sided elevator....It just makes me really, really tense....

Date: 2012-07-05 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-calql8.livejournal.com
Wow, answers on a Thursday! Happy birthday to me! And three quotages, too!

[livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo and [livejournal.com profile] cmzero win the quiz for the Fact pic. Spouse (an English teacher who really should know better), who lovvvvves Twilight, gave flipped the pic a roundhouse bird, which made me laugh even harder Well done!

And, yes, I freely admit it--I am a 51-year-old man, and I still get sniffles when I see the first 10 minutes of UP.

Hey! is back! w00t!

I also agree with CV--Kung Fu Panda>>>Wall-E. The latter falls apart when he's on the ship. Besides, who am I to argue with Pablo Sandoval?

In other news, vanilla Frosty at Wendy's.

Date: 2012-07-05 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinamachina.livejournal.com
Happy birthday!

Date: 2012-07-06 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-calql8.livejournal.com
And since I can't edit, I must cover up my html fail by saying again...

[livejournal.com profile] demon_666 is back! w00t!

Oh, and 'Happy birthday to me' is just an expression referring to an unexpected prezzie. 's not really my birthday. :/

Date: 2012-07-10 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demon-666.livejournal.com
*Waves hello*
Yeah, life went crazy for a while!

And ... Thanks Tweeti, for the mention!

Date: 2012-07-06 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spotsofcolour.livejournal.com
But Kung Fu Panda is just full of fat, fart and poop jokes, and the story is weak underambitious and aimed at the lowest common denominator. And they cast Jackie Chan and gave him like two lines. What's that all about?

Wall-E might have flaws, but overall it's a much more ambitious, thoughtful and genuine project, with characters that actually develop, instead of getting annoying in a different way, and it's pitched to challenge people and engage with them.

Kung-Fu Panda is a perfectly acceptable brains-off film, but Wall-E is in a totally different league, in story, structure, character and even soundtrack wise. What bothers me is when you compare it to the output of Dreamworks when Spielberg was in charge - he created Dreamworks to challenge children, because he felt Disney spoke down to them and their stories were all derivative and trite. Since Disney bought them out, their output has largely been less intelligent and generally lower quality.


LOL at your wife flipping the picture off though. Hahahaha!
Edited Date: 2012-07-06 03:36 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-07-10 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demon-666.livejournal.com
WallE is my second most favourite Pixar film after Up. Depending on what mood I am in it can sometimes be my favourite. I cry during both of the films, because they are both great love stories (How sad is it when Eve goes into hibernation mode and WallE stays by her side the whole time?). I don't usually like romantic storylines, but Pixar makes them fantastic, not like the usual chick-flick tripe that passes itself off as romance these days!
Hive fives all around to all who shed tears during Pixar films!

Date: 2012-07-05 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinamachina.livejournal.com
SIX QUOTES! One shared but SIX QUOTES!

The pinnicle of quiz-godliness! The height of pwnage! Top of the world, Ma!

Also, so much THIS to that UP macro! So much!

Date: 2012-07-06 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovellama.livejournal.com
One shared, but you also got a +1!! Wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Date: 2012-07-06 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spotsofcolour.livejournal.com
Check me out, I got 4! 5! Need to work on my close reading skillz.

Since answering this quiz, I spent a day dealing at an event in an old church, and our table was on top of the glass floor down to the old crypt, and even though it had been established that I was safe, I kept looking down and going "OMGSHITWHAT'SHAPPENING!?" before the rest of my brain caught up.

With regards to the Wall-E vs Kung Fu Panda comment, this I feel describes my feelings better than I ever could. (http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=4175) So there.
Edited Date: 2012-07-06 03:32 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-07-07 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raphsody606.livejournal.com
Elevators SHOULD give people the willies. Curst things.
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