Lurk, Jerk, Dirk, Quirk

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

The end of the week fast approaches... the song of birds fills the air... office peons gaze longingly out their windows yearning for the weekend... BUT WAIT! Before you go, one last task remains: the Live Journal Daily Quiz must be answered! We know you're bored at work, looking for something to do. Or you're in your school's library, pretending to be studying. Get thee to the quiz! Six questions, six answers. No passing or failing. No pressure. Just you and your creative mind and a few moments alone with an internet connection. What could be easier?

Come on out and play the quiz! Tell your friends all about it! And hurry- I'm running out of cute things to eat...

Comments

[cpip.livejournal.com]

That one... isn't so cute. The head's all wrong-sized.

Eat it and save us before it tries to rip out our throats!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There you go. The command is given. Rabbit stew for all!

[roadparty.livejournal.com]

ohmygodbunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunny!!!!

I want the bunny!!!

*squeezes it and pets it and loves it and kisses it and calls it GEORGE!*

[erisian-fields.livejournal.com]

Uh, Lenny, remember what happened to the mice?

[mlewys.livejournal.com]

Honey. Don't squish the bunny. Okay?

[dubh-ceol.livejournal.com]

Don't hurt the bunny! If you do, my brothers and I will be forced to hunt you down and do painful things to you.......

[shadowflyer.livejournal.com]

Duuuude. By the time you're done cleaning and boning that scrawny li'l thing, what's left?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Appetizers. It's what you eat before you eat, to make you more hungry.

[ajmcoqui.livejournal.com]

That's a blue Himalayan (color) Netherland Dwarf (breed), I'd say about 2-3 months old. You've really got to stop giving me excuses to spout rabbit-related trivia. I get so few opportunities to do so in the real world that I find myself getting all excited to discuss breeding techniques when I see a wild rabbit dead on the highway... It's bad.

[dubh-ceol.livejournal.com]

I have a brownish greyish (colour) mongrel (breed), and she's 3 years old. *grin*

Nice to find a fellow rabbit fan.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

I get excited talking about breeding techniques, too. But my discussions rarely have anything to do with rabbits.

[permogod.livejournal.com]

o_O another rabbit random fact giver!
*hugs*
so I'm not alone. heh

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwww!!!!! Soooo effin' cute! But my cat would eat it as a snack before I got around to it.

[spotsofcolour.livejournal.com]

BUNNY! *flails*

*is incapable of a more intelligent response due to flailing*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ah, the common ailment, paralysis cuteosis. We've seen this before.

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

BUNNEH

[jargon.livejournal.com]

You're telling me.. that thing ain't so cute. I'd eat a domokun first. Or a catgirl. But I'd eat one of those..

Okay, I'm gonna shut up before I incriminate myself any further.

[kokopellinelli]

Bunnies scare me. But that bunny is not evil. That bunny just needs a hug. I want the bunny.

BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY.

And U.N.-Boy? If you hurt the bunny, I will hurt you. *menacing face*

OMG JUST WANT THE CUTE FUZZY BABY BUNNY...

Did you know that bunnies scream if you crunch them? I don't know this from personal experience, but we were talking to a friend yesterday who said that their dog used to catch baby bunnies and the bunnies would make this sound: "EEEE*crunch*"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Bunnies scare me.

Have you ever seen "Twilight Zone: The Movie"? Because if bunnies didn't scare you before, they will after.

And yeah, bunnies do scream. I saw it on a National Geographic special or something like that- they were tracking snow foxes and this one fox chased a bunny and caught it and was ripping into it and the bunny was screaming like a crazy thing. It didn't go crunch, though. But the fox was pretty small, so maybe a larger fox could have done it.

Just sayin', is all.

[jacesan.livejournal.com]

It's a himalayan dwarf bunny. One of my XGFs had one named Polk. Then she got a german shepard puppy. It ended up retrieving Polk while he was running around the back-yard one day. I don't remember the puppy's name. She got rid of it shortly after beating it.

[damanique.livejournal.com]

OMGBUNNYY!!!!111

Now I must take the quiz. Curses! I'd have gotten away with not taking the quiz if it wasn't for that meddling bunny!

[trueflight.livejournal.com]

You can't eat it... I must wear it on my head!

[lotusbiosm.livejournal.com]

It's gonna be babies soon, isn't it. You're going to run out of cute fuzzy things and just go straight for the babies...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the idea! See you next week at the barbecue!

[genesisdesire.livejournal.com]

Oh god, the screaming. :Traumatic memory resurfaces, goes and hides in a corner:

[sennical.livejournal.com]

That's not a reference to SaveToby.com (http://www.savetoby.com), is it?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

No, but in retrospect, I wish I had. But I probably couldn't hold out until mid-June. I'd have gotten $10K and then popped his furry little butt in the oven. Mmmmmm... juicy.

[feste.livejournal.com]

Sam: There’s only one way to eat a brace of coneys. What we need is a few good taters.

Gollum: What’s taters, preciousss? What’s taters, eh?

Sam: PO-TAY-TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree with you more.

[gaaak.livejournal.com]

That's not just any rabbit...

Run away! Run away!

[permogod.livejournal.com]

maybe he has the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch