LJ Daily Answers: 1 April 2005

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

1. What day is today?

"Happy Day?" - the_fonz

"I dunno, I'm kinda hungover right now, so hopefully we'll just skip forward to tomorrow, kplzthx." - al_anon

"Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel!" - cookiepuss

"Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises." - kingtheoden

"Daaaaaay-oh! Day-ay-ay-oh! Daylight come and me wanna go home!" - harrybelafonte

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." - darles_chickens

"I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day." - philconnors

"Oh come on, do you really think we're going to fall for this one?" - everyquizling
"Oh crap, I can't believe I fell for this." - excepthim

Correct Answer: April Fools Day

(That's right, no answers today. New schedule says that answers now show up on Monday. But cheer up, you still have all of today to play this week's quiz if you haven't already done so. Time waits for no man, woman, or quizling! Drink up! -CV)

(Disclaimer: The above lj user names are made up for comedic purposes. If they actually link to real users, whoops, who knew?)

(Disclaimer: Okay, I'm sorry, I ate the pop tart kitten anyway. How could I resist? He just looked so... scrumptious.)

Comments

[cpip.livejournal.com]

And then, after the spankings...

...but only if he wears the Darth Vader Helmet.

[shirenomad]

post pix plz kthnx

[dhutch.livejournal.com]

omg - it's a new slashfic idea....
and the best pun that will come from it ....
Vader? can I polish your helmet?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Behold the climactic scene:

Vader: Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
Leia: You are! You are!
Vader: Damn straight I am. The Force is long in this one!

Star Wars punnery is infinite.

[ospreydreams.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* It's beautiful.

Every time you groan at a Star Wars pun, a Padawan gets his mullet. ;)

[jelymo.livejournal.com]

*pointing to your icon* Either you are big into astrology, or you've been playing wayyyy too much Alchemy over at msngames.

(btw: astrology = teh cool)

[bacskocky.livejournal.com]

And the community is the only one of them that's up to date at all. The others haven't been updated since like 2004, 2003, and 2001 i a couple cases.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I wish Harry Belafonte had a livejournal. Not for any real reason. Just so I could shout "Daylight come and me wanna go home!" every time he posted something.

[mamajoan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because no one EVER does that to him in real life.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Why would they? ;)

[roadparty.livejournal.com]

darles_chickens might just be the best name ever.

[dorei.livejournal.com]

The famous dutch author?

[girlpearl]

I just wanted to say that I got this joke, and I totally appreciate you for it. Thanks :D

[roadparty.livejournal.com]

Whereas I... didn't. And feel kinda dense.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Feel dense no longer; Monty Python is here to enlighten you (http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheBookshopSketch).

[roadparty.livejournal.com]

You are my hero!

[badgerbabe.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, that's so funny. I had the cassette tape for the longest time so I can hear it as I'm reading it. That whole thing: http://tinyurl.com/3ldhy is flippin' hi-larious. I really should buy the CD, the tape has long since gone the way of Decomposing Composers.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

You mean it turned into Queen's Greatest Hits?

[badgerbabe.livejournal.com]

noooo, Is that what you get when you click on that link? That's not what I get.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

I know better than to click on anything I find at LJDQ from work. But all tapes left in a car too long turn into The Best of Queen. Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett said so.

[badgerbabe.livejournal.com]

ah, I wondered if you were being funny or serious. I don't think I left it in the car, just played it a lot. But, I think my Best of Queen tape may have turned into Monty Python.

[calankh.livejournal.com]

but only after a fortnight!

[prettypinkkitty.livejournal.com]

With two ks.

David Coperfield is my favorite book, dontcha know.

[modestlobster.livejournal.com]

I concur!

[drbear.livejournal.com]

He wrote about the plucky English.

[roadparty.livejournal.com]

Plucky or clucky?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

nice joke!

[ladyisabella.livejournal.com]

You got me! Good one!

[tomorrowmaker.livejournal.com]

H'm. Cruel and unusual.

M. Dickens is here? *bounce*

LOL

[jacesan.livejournal.com]

Nice timing.