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All Souls' Day follows Halloweeen, so Soul Week should follow Monster Week on the quiz. Logical, Mr. Spock, perfectly logical.

1. The album "Grave Dancer's Union", featuring the hit single "Runaway Train", was produced by which band?

"reminds me of when the undertaker married the snake charmer--their towels were marked 'Hiss and Hearse'." - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

“Jon Voight and the Manny Manheim Steamrollers" - [livejournal.com profile] majorsamfan

“I initially read that as 'Grave Dancer's Unicorn'. needless to say, I no longer have a witty answer." - [livejournal.com profile] cold_clarity

"Man, they have a union for everything these days" - [livejournal.com profile] mistyraven

“Spinal Tap." - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

“Swear to God: I thought 'Runaway Train' was a Tom Petty song." - [livejournal.com profile] freezer818

“Men Without Brakes." - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen

"I just wanted one Pepsi and they wouldn't give them to me! Oh wait, that was Suicidal Tendencies, not Soul Asylum. Somehow I got the songs mixed up." - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

“Sounds like an Oingo Boingo/Jethro Tull collaboration. I'd better go with Sting." - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo

"I blame this band for white-boy dreads' spreading plague." - [livejournal.com profile] primavera

Correct Answer: Soul Asylum



2. What is the stage name of Mr. DeAndre Cortez Way?

"Is DeAndre Cortez Way to San Jose?" - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

(You probably should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. -CV)

“Krusty The Klown" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

"Damon Wayans" - THALEN

"El Dorado" - [livejournal.com profile] seferin

(That was another Cortez. -CV)

“I hope it's De la Soul." - [livejournal.com profile] primavera

"D'Artagnan, after he broke away from the Three Musketeers for a solo career. Despite the fact that he went from europop to country, he still managed to take most of the fans with him. I hear the rest of the Musketeers put out a hit, but you know how those trashy supermarket rags exaggerate" - [livejournal.com profile] frequencyshift

"Andre The Giant" - [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula

"Fezzik - His Way's not very sportsman-like" - [livejournal.com profile] majorsamfan
"Inigo Montoya. Have you, perhaps, seen a six-fingered man around?" - [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik

“Sting" - [livejournal.com profile] mistyraven

“RuPaul" - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo, [livejournal.com profile] freezer818

"No. His brother's stage name was Yes. They fought a lot" - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

“Kermit the Frog" - [livejournal.com profile] yamx

"This is Dr. Dre. He is sometimes good, sometimes bad, you know, a regular Dr. Dreckel and Mr Wayde" - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

Correct Answer: Soulja Boy

"Cannonfodder Kid didn't go over well with the focus groups" - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey



3. The B-24D bomber "Lady Be Good" was the subject of which 1970 film?

"I once watched 'Heavy Metal' while not drunk or stoned... it made absolutely no sense to a properly functioning brain." - IRONJEFF; 5 others remember this movie

"Johnny is a Tramp" - [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress

"Howard The Duck" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

“Dr. [livejournal.com profile] chaosvizier or: How I Learned to Make a Killer Gin & Pudding Float and Play the Quiz." - [livejournal.com profile] mistyraven

“Deep Throat" - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

"Alive" - [livejournal.com profile] drbear, [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

“Star Wars. It went down in the first wave against the Death Star" - [livejournal.com profile] seferin

(Oh Porkins, we hardly knew ya. -CV)

“Feh. 1970 was way before my time. I wasn't even a thought in the deepest recesses of my mother's marijuana-addled wannabe hippie brain in 1970." - [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula

(Ah, the Age Card, how we've missed you and your -5ness. – CV&AL&LL)

"The Sooooouuuuulllll Plaaaaaane!!!!" - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti

“Airplane 2: The Sequel" - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo

Correct Answer: Sole Survivor



4. What arcade fighting game's characters were on a quest to find "The Ultimate Sword", stolen by one Captain Cervantes?

"The size of the sword isn't important, it's how you use it that matters!" - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

“With names that long, how can it be a short story?" - [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress

“Was it one sword to rule them all and in the darkness slash them up to bits and pieces?" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"Where in the world is Pancho Villa?" - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo

"Sword in the Stone" - [livejournal.com profile] majorsamfan

"Sabre Mario Bros" - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

"Cervantes wrote 'Don Quixote' so I'd have to say Engima Wrapped In A Quixote" - [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula

(You need more peyote with your quixote. -CV)

"Frogger? Never did figure out why he was trying to cross all that traffic, figure that's as likely a reason as any..." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

“Soul Calibur. Less well known was 'Booze Calibur', in which the characters search for the 'Ultimate Rum' stolen by one Captain Morgan. " - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

“I'm glad I was an adult when Soul Blade/Calibur hit the home consoles. Teenaged!Me would've spent more time spinning the camera around to upskirt Cassandra than I would have actually playing the dame." - [livejournal.com profile] freezer818

(Snort. Freudian slip is Freudian! – LL)

“'Soulcalibur'. Man, I freakin' LOVED that game. But, um, the way you described it... does that make me gay?" - [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik

Correct Answer: Soul Edge or Soul Calibur



5. Elric of Melnibone is pitted against the sorceror Theleb K'aarna in which short story?

"Have you ever examined the word 'pitted'? It's just a weird little word, isn't it?....Oh, what was the question?" - [livejournal.com profile] tweeti

"The nibone's connected to the thybone...the thybone's connected to the..." - [livejournal.com profile] majorsamfan

"Elric Goes To R'lyeh" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

"Elric in a steel-cage match with Fafhrd... who wins?" - IRONJEFF

(The Grey Mouser, with the backstab. Schwing! -CV)

"Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome...oh, not Melbourne? My bad." - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

(That would have changed the story some. "Crikey! More blood 'n' souls on the barbie for Arioch, mates!" -CV)

"His companion was a white wolf. I thought that was weird." - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln

(Maybe, what, three people will get this pun? You can have a +1 for effort. -CV)

"But is there an umlaut in the story? That's the question!" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

(Well, there should be an accent on the last "e" in Melnibone. I was feeling lazy. -CV)

"Look at All the Stupid Names I can Think Up!" - [livejournal.com profile] primavera

“Heh heh heh, Melnibone." - [livejournal.com profile] mistyraven
“Huh huh, you said bone." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear, [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

(Huh, huh, so did you – CV&AV&LL)

"The one where Elric has to do something totally evil to save the world and not die himself. Then he gets all sad about how he did his evil thing." - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo

(Full credit. -CV)

"Elric of Melnibone and the Stealer of Souls. The best part is the quidditch match on page three." - [livejournal.com profile] yamx

Correct Answer: "The Stealer of Souls"



6. What's your favorite solo activity?

“Eating - don't have to share that way." - [livejournal.com profile] majorsamfan

“mastication." - [livejournal.com profile] cold_clarity, [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik

(Spell check didn’t catch that one, eh? – CV&AL&LL)

“Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone answers with a masturbation joke for this question." - [livejournal.com profile] mistyraven

(I’m already drnk, but ol! – LL)

“I'd say masturbating, but I probably read more than I masturbate, so reading." - [livejournal.com profile] primavera
“Putting worms on hooks. I'm so good at it, they call me a master baiter." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear
“I see what you're fishing for here, Master Bates." - [livejournal.com profile] alfvaen
“Modesty forbids me to say. But it takes both hands." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey
“Playing cards with only one hand on the table ... if you know what I mean." - [livejournal.com profile] raphsody606
"Wrestling the Serpent" - THALEN

(Im drinks to now thanks1 -CV)

“Over/Under on masturbation jokes: 15 (I'm taking the over)" - [livejournal.com profile] freezer818

(Go long, boy. Go loooooong. -CV)

"" - [livejournal.com profile] david_deacon

“Singing. I sing solo no one can hear me." - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

“Seeing a movie. No one to talk during it" - [livejournal.com profile] seferin

"Right now it's trying to get in my daily wordcount for NaNoWriMo" - [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula

(Something I am failing at epicly this month. -CV)

"I don't understand that girl thing about going to the bathroom together. Who wants people you have to look at over the dinner table later listening to you when you tinkle and plop?" - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

“I collect spores, molds and fungus" - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

(+1, Ghostbusters – CV&AL&LL)

"Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women. Is there any other possible correct answer?" - [livejournal.com profile] n5iln




And that's the way it is. Thanks again for playing, everyone; this isn't a soulo effort. It takes all you brave souls out there to make this work. I'm sould on all of you, struth. Soulong for today, and see you all tomorrow for another fun-filled action-packed quiz!

Rock On!

AL&CV&LL

Date: 2011-11-07 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragbert.livejournal.com
Re: #5

There is more than one Melbourne in the world! Typical Aussie superiority.

...ok, so ours was named after yours. IT CHANGES NOTHING.

Date: 2011-11-07 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragbert.livejournal.com
True. Par example, we call our city "Melburn". The Aussies say "Melbin".

Note: anyone who pronounces 'Melbourne' it the way it's actually spelled is obviously from out-of-town and will subsequently be sold t-shirts (that can be worn once before falling apart) for $19.99, and seashells (that we picked out of the garbage of the local seafood place) for $49.99. Voila! No state income tax!

Date: 2011-11-08 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demon-666.livejournal.com
Actually, we Aussies call it Melb'n. Yeah, we choose not pronounce vowels down here. We are a lazy laid back nation. Although, I do speak more eloquently than our current Prime Minister. Her accent is considered bogan (low caste) by most, so please don't judge us on her elocution.
I used to live in Melbourne, now I live an hour away from it. I feel a bit better, it was full of crazy drivers. I miss civilisation though, even if I do live near the beach now. Well, you can use civilisation every day of the year, but the beach is necessary only on hot days, which are few and far between in Victoria and more often than not seem to fall on school days. =(

Date: 2011-11-07 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-calql8.livejournal.com
Three, with two puns and a +1! I knew that singleton last week would make me up my game. *activates selfbackpat2.1*

"The one where Elric has to do something totally evil to save the world and not die himself. Then he gets all sad about how he did his evil thing." - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo
Oh, hell, yes. Nice.

Oh, and in my dash (as much as a 50+-yr-old man can dash) to get my LJDQ stats updated, I found that we have our 100th Geek of the Week winnah! It is, and deservedly so, [livejournal.com profile] mandydax, with her awesome Commodore major general tune from a couple of weeks ago! Congratulations--your new sliderule should be arriving in the mail some time soon!

Date: 2011-11-07 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeti.livejournal.com
You did have some really, really great bad puns in this one...*grin*....Hey, I live with [livejournal.com profile] drbear, I can appreciate a good bad pun.

Date: 2011-11-07 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n5iln.livejournal.com
Ah, but the actual worth of any pun is in the OY of the beholder.

Date: 2011-11-07 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeti.livejournal.com
*lol*

OY believe that with all me bein'!

Date: 2011-11-07 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-calql8.livejournal.com
You're lucky. Spouse usually thwacks me upside my head.

Date: 2011-11-07 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeti.livejournal.com
I learned to live with it, then to love it...*grin*...It's part of what makes him who he is. It's why he loves Marx Bro's movies, etc....*shrug*....Though, I will admit, things have been thrown over some of his really stinky ones.

Date: 2011-11-07 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeti.livejournal.com
As I'm sitting here with a cup of Chocolate-Macadamia Nut coffee, (with Hazelnut creamer), and two quotes....I'm thinking it's going to be a pretty good day!

(Look to the coffee/creamer choice if you've ever wondered about my nuttiness.)

Date: 2011-11-07 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tweeti.livejournal.com
Honey, I am liquid nuts...*lol*...But, [livejournal.com profile] drbear would say that's better than Ed, whom I call 'Sex on a Stick'...*grin*

Date: 2011-11-08 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n5iln.livejournal.com
As long as it's not sex on a STEEEK!

Date: 2011-11-08 09:47 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-11-07 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n5iln.livejournal.com
Four and a groupthink, along with a punny +1. Activate SqueeCat, for the first time this month.

And always remember, a straight line is the shortest distance between two puns.

Date: 2011-11-07 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drbear.livejournal.com
I always heard that pubs are right across from each other because a straight line is the shortest distance between two pints.

Date: 2011-11-07 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sskipstress.livejournal.com
Those jokes go gaily forward :)

Date: 2011-11-07 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ifeedformula.livejournal.com
Wait..I got +3 and negative..um..how many? Right now my head is so full of my chars and random ninja plot bunnies I can't count that high. Or low. Whichever.

Date: 2011-11-07 05:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] germankitty
Note to self #642: The chance at LJDQ quotage increases exponentially if one remembers to, you know, actually PLAY.

Question to [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8: Care to lend me your Spouse every Sunday for a reminder thwack?

Date: 2011-11-07 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sjl.livejournal.com
Woe. I finally thought of a funny answer to one of the questions after the quiz answers were posted. Sad face. (#4. I should've thrown in a Guybrush Threepwood reference.)

Date: 2011-11-07 05:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] yamx
All Souls' Day follows Halloweeen, so Soul Week should follow Monster Week on the quiz. Logical, Mr. Spock, perfectly logical.

Note to self: Look for gratitude-themed answers Thanksgiving week.

Date: 2011-11-07 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinamachina.livejournal.com
Note to self: Rum and porn gets you quoted.

Date: 2011-11-07 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 7tree-hugger.livejournal.com
Were you surprised? I was surprised. (*walks off set with hands held high, escorted by the first transvestite brigade. And some squirrels wondering if they left the gas on.*)

Date: 2011-11-07 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] primavera.livejournal.com
Eee, I rock. So the next one, my answers will be completely ignored.

Date: 2011-11-08 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] majorsamfan.livejournal.com
Quintuple Quotage?

Wow, this Monday suddenly didn't suck half as bad as usual!

Date: 2011-11-08 02:30 am (UTC)
alfvaen: floatyhead (Default)
From: [personal profile] alfvaen
Compelled to note: "Runaway Train" was a Tom Petty song too. He was more concerned with whether or not it was possible to explain them than whether or not they would ever come back.

(Also: 2, including what is pretty much a groupthink. Short Shameful Confession: I was pandering with that one.)

Date: 2011-11-08 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistyraven.livejournal.com
FIVE QUOTES!! TAKE THAT EVERYONE WHO DID NOT GET AT LEAST FIVE QUOTES!

Also this:

“Singing. I sing solo no one can hear me." - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

made me laugh far more than I should probably admit.

Date: 2011-11-08 10:50 am (UTC)
ext_15915: (StormBringer (onetimeoffer))
From: [identity profile] wiredwizard.livejournal.com
3... Definitely an improvement.

"Elric in a steel-cage match with Fafhrd... who wins?" - IRONJEFF

(The Grey Mouser, with the backstab. Schwing! -CV)


That depends. If the fight happened before Moonglum bought the farm, then Mouser would have to go through him to get to Elric. If it was after, then Mouser might have a chance, if Stormbringer doesn't take Elric over & suck the souls out of both of them...

(Yes, I've reread both series until all the pages fell out of the books... it was a lonely childhood, but definitely not boring. ;) )

Date: 2011-11-08 02:53 pm (UTC)
ext_15915: (Stacked! (books) (msanborn))
From: [identity profile] wiredwizard.livejournal.com
I did that w/ the John Carter of Mars ones too until some scum bucket swiped my set. The fire Dragonlance books weren't so bad, they just got worse as the publishers tried to drag things out as a cash cow. Xanth wasn't bad, but not my favorite, and I still have a pile of the Star Trek ones.

=peeks over the pile of 4400+ books= Dude I'm in *no postion to judge, trust me... ;)

Date: 2011-11-12 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raphsody606.livejournal.com
High five to the rest of the masturbation answerers.
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