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The stars have aligned, the Russkies have attacked, [livejournal.com profile] chaosvizier is stymied, and now is the time for my coup d'LJDQ! Hey, everyone in the Middle East is doin' it, why not me?

1. Who is the principal of Riverdale High School?

"I first read this as 'Sunnydale' not 'Riverdale' and I was like WHICH ONE - they go through principals on the Hellmouth like a fat kid goes through candy." - [livejournal.com profile] paradoxotaur, [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle, [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo

"Riverdale... isn't that were all the teenage hobbits and elves go to school?" - [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula, [livejournal.com profile] meloglas, [livejournal.com profile] angeweeks

"Principal Seymour Skinner" - 8 of you

"This is oddly familiar, and yet I have absolutely no idea what it is. I suspect I'm actually thinking of Riverdance." - [livejournal.com profile] natt_barn

(Michael Flatley is nobody's principal. -CV)

"Charles Xavier" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

"Ed Rooney" - [livejournal.com profile] seferin, [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

"Carl Weathers" - [livejournal.com profile] david_deacon

"Mr. Belding" - [livejournal.com profile] footwakerupper, [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

(+1, Saved By The Bell. -CV)

"River Tam. She motivates students to learn by telling them she can kill them with her brain." - [livejournal.com profile] seekingferret

(Most principals wish they could do that. -CV)

"Percy Weasley. After Harry Potter defeated Voldemort, he emigrated to the US and assumed an alias his former boss used to give him." - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"I wanted to be a student at Rock N' Roll high school, where The Ramones show up for no reason and the school gets blown up at the end of the year." - [livejournal.com profile] killabee886

"There was once an Archie/Punisher crossover comic. I know it's not really an answer but it blows my mind that such a thing was really created and sold in stores." - [livejournal.com profile] mattwolf

(erm... which store? - LL)

"Weatherbee, or not Weatherbee: That is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of Archie's fortune,
Or to ply rules against a school of students,
And those opposing: Detention!" - [livejournal.com profile] october_tempest

"Mr. Weatherby, pleasingly plump and spectacled, unlike any principal I ever saw in real life." - [livejournal.com profile] etumukutenyak

Correct Answer: Mr. Waldo Weatherbee

"The principle is 'for heaven's sake, don't piss off the parents.'" - [livejournal.com profile] drbear



2. What top-rated professional boxer was born Floyd Sinclair?

"At first I thought that said 'éclair' (which means lightning) and thus is theme-appropriate. But alas, I misread. Besides, you guys hate French anyway." - [livejournal.com profile] october_tempest

"Only pugalist I can name is Sherlock Holmes." - [livejournal.com profile] paradoxotaur

(I feel that the greatest detective in literary history would have had a better birth name than "Floyd". -CV)

"Do you suppose Upton Sinclair would have appreciated "Welcome to the Jungle" as accompaniment to public readings of his novel/expose`?" - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

"His series of bouts against Sylvester were legendary!" - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

"Clubber Lang" - [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik

(Zero fools were pitied during the answering of this question. -CV)

"Glass Joe" - [livejournal.com profile] mattwolf

"Pink Floyd" - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina, [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle

"That one that puts stuff in boxes?" - [livejournal.com profile] meloglas

"Boxing really isn't a big sport over here, so I'm going with a big but surprisingly fast white guy or a small but surprisingly strong black man" - [livejournal.com profile] b_hulsmans

"just how manly can a guy named 'Floyd' be?" - [livejournal.com profile] etumukutenyak

"Floyd Mayweather, which must be the loveliest name any boxer ever did have." - [livejournal.com profile] spotsofcolour

Correct Answer: Floyd Joy Mayweather, Jr.



3. What actress portrayed Catwoman in the 1966 "Batman" film?

"Julie Newmar" - [livejournal.com profile] david_deacon, [livejournal.com profile] n5iln
"I'ma let you finish, but Eartha Kitt was the best Catwoman of all time. Of All Time!" - [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress, speaking for [livejournal.com profile] paradoxotaur, [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik, [livejournal.com profile] kenakeri, [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina, [livejournal.com profile] lovefromgirl, [livejournal.com profile] domestik_fucker, [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo, [livejournal.com profile] germankitty
"Halle Berry" - [livejournal.com profile] sticky9fingers, [livejournal.com profile] lots42, [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle
"Michelle Pfeiffer" - [livejournal.com profile] natt_barn
"Frank Sinatra" - [livejournal.com profile] angelprojekt

"Sorry, I'm busy picturing the various Catwomen fighting it out in some sort of Highlander 'there can only be one' scenario. ...I'll be in my bunk." - [livejournal.com profile] thepikey

"Someone who was very very hot. Did she also play in the Brazilian volleyball team?" - [livejournal.com profile] akiyasan

"I don't know, but thankfully I have a can of my trusty Bat-Question-Repellent." - [livejournal.com profile] many_from_one

"Insert shark repellent joke here" - [livejournal.com profile] la_trombonista
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!" - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

"She was the one who made scratching an acceptable and very sexy sexual activity... I wanted to be just like her, which is sad to admit, because it hasn't worked out quite that way, in or out of bed..." - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666

(Step one: Buy/make a catsuit. Step two: Self-explanatory. -CV)

"I can't be alone in thinking that Cassandra 'Elvira' Peterson would have been amazing in this role... and the costume. Hubba hubba." - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

"That's the one where they dehydrate the United Nations, right? That technology should be used more often. Dehydrate Gaddhafi!" - [livejournal.com profile] seekingferret

"I know it's Lee Merriwether, but of course the first name that sprang to mind was Eartha Kitt, because of her cockney rhyming slang association.My brain is bad and must be punished." - [livejournal.com profile] angeweeks

Correct Answer: Lee Meriwether

(She follows me on Twitter!! ::squeals like a little girl:: - LL)



4. What 1933 blues song begins with the line "Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky"?

"They had blues in 1933?" - [livejournal.com profile] sticky9fingers

(Only metaphorically. The world was still black and white, as color photography hadn't been invented yet. -CV)

"Nobody gets out of here without singing the blues!" - [livejournal.com profile] killabee886

(+1, Adventures in Babysitting. I haven't seen that in eons. -CV)

"Technically, there's always a sun in the sky. Even more at night. They're called stars." - [livejournal.com profile] natt_barn
"The Never Learned No Astronomy Blues" - [livejournal.com profile] squeegibo

"Don't know why/there's this stinging in my eye/sloppy blowjob...." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

(You get what you pay for. Or were paid for. -CV)

"That woman really ought to change her tune to 'It's Raining Men'. Now that's my kind of stormy weather." - [livejournal.com profile] bending_sickle

"'This one's not for you, Doris Day' by Gladys Night." - [livejournal.com profile] confusedpuppy

"The Daleks Stole My Planet Blues" - [livejournal.com profile] wiredwizard

"The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace,
where hydrogen is built into helium, at a temperature of millions of degrees.
Yo-ho it's hot! The sun is not a place where we could live,
but here on Earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.
We need its heat, we need its light, we need its energy,
without the sun without a doubt there'd be no you and me!" - [livejournal.com profile] spotsofcolour

"'Stormy Weather' was 63 years old when I was born so anyone who plays the age card is full of - well, whatever things were full of in 1933. Malarkey?" - [livejournal.com profile] angelprojekt

Correct Answer: "Stormy Weather"

"Lena Horne can sit next to Eartha at the League of Bad-Ass Ladies." - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

(But both of them kiss the boots of Grace Jones. -CV)



5. Michael Caine and Nicolas Cage star as father and son in which 2005 comedy drama?

"2005 was my first year at University. I don't remember much from that time period." - [livejournal.com profile] confusedpuppy

"For the record: nicolas cage is such a bad actor any movie he stars in automatically removes itself from the space time continuum out of shame, so there is no such movie" - [livejournal.com profile] b_hulsmans

"God he gets proper on my bloody tits. Cannot stand the bugger." - [livejournal.com profile] meloglas

(I... whuh? -CV)

"Michael Caine is way too awesome to be Nicholas Cage's dad" - [livejournal.com profile] domestik_fucker, [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress
"Whose vagina would Nicolas Cage have to come out of to be Michael Caine's son? Highly improbable!" - [livejournal.com profile] demon_666
"I'm trying to decide of the awesomeness of Michael Caine outweighs my extreme dislike of Nick Cage. The answer is no, it does not." - [livejournal.com profile] paradoxotaur

"I think I am the only person in the world that does not buy Nicolas Cage as an action hero, to me it's like a dog walking on its back legs, possible, but hella awkward to watch." - [livejournal.com profile] killabee886

"Sorry, I got distracted by the visual of Kathy Bates doing the sledgehammer trick to Nicholas Cage, and went to my happy place." - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

"'Alfred Begins', where a father tries to teach his son the best way to serve a severely psychologically damaged young man who wants to dress up as a bat and punch people in the business." - [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik

"That must be the updated version of Steptoe and Son. Now with car chases and fisticuffs, cock-er-nee accents and wild-eyed overacting. Steptoe and Son: Now It's Personal." - [livejournal.com profile] angeweeks, [livejournal.com profile] spotsofcolour

"I don't know the name, but I imagine it received a critical thrashing." - [livejournal.com profile] many_from_one

"Is that the one where Cage had the weird haircut? Or was it the one where Cage had the weird haircut?" - [livejournal.com profile] lady_deirdre
"Did Cage's hair have third billing?" - [livejournal.com profile] october_tempest

(No, that was "Season of the Witch". -CV)

"I learned about 'camel toe' from that movie. Ugh." - [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo

"The Whether Man. A lot of indecision in that movie." - [livejournal.com profile] angelprojekt

Correct Answer: The Weather Man



6. What's your favorite outdoor activity?

"First of May, First of May..." - [livejournal.com profile] paradoxotaur, [livejournal.com profile] zihuatanejo, [livejournal.com profile] many_from_one

"I'm in Wisconsin. We can't go outdoors for seven months of the year." - [livejournal.com profile] drbear

"I have no favorite outdoor activities because I am allergic to them all. Stupid plants spreading their stupid pollen all over the damn place." - [livejournal.com profile] ifeedformula

(Damn plants, gettin' all sexual and stuff... - LL)

"Getting back inside and away from that big glowing thing in the sky!" - [livejournal.com profile] mattwolf and six other cavemen

"" - [livejournal.com profile] germankitty

"Chop down trees, skip, jump, press wildflowers..." - [livejournal.com profile] kristinmachina

(+1, Monty Python. -CV&LL)

"Sneaking up behind old people in parks and bursting balloons. It's a hobby DON'T JUDGE ME, I LIVE WITH MY CAT" - [livejournal.com profile] angeweeks

"Looking for rocks. No, really, it is!" - [livejournal.com profile] holmes221b

"how many people are going to say 'sex' or 'doing the swedish volleyball team'?" - [livejournal.com profile] b_hulsmans

(Plenty. -CV)

"You, me, sidewalk café, bottle of wine..." - [livejournal.com profile] lady_deirdre

"You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey... I just like the sound of it." - [livejournal.com profile] etcet

(+1, Batman. -CV)

"Any activities which include a board and adrenaline. Surfing, longboarding, snowboarding, wakeboarding, waterboarding Oops, not that last one, sorry." - [livejournal.com profile] confusedpuppy

"Visiting the arboretum, if you know what I mean." - [livejournal.com profile] sskipstress

(...does that mean you like wood, or bush, or both? The arboretum offers a lot of variety... -CV)
(Those plants sexin' you up again! - LL)

"Wielding my ORFA (Oriental Rodent Flinging Apparatus) - we tried to do it inside once and that was ... a mistake." - [livejournal.com profile] raphsody606

(Does it only fling Oriental rodents? Or was it made by Orientals? -CV)

"Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women." - [livejournal.com profile] i_calql8

(+1, Conan the Barbarian. This one's your own damn fault. -CV)

"Ultimate frisbee. Captain of my college team, but that isn't as impressive when you recall we're an engineering school and most of us fear the sunlight like vampires." - [livejournal.com profile] seekingferret

"Lawn Darts! Because anything that is illegal is better than ANYTHING legal, it's a scientific fact." - [livejournal.com profile] killabee886


(Damn, I just realized since I'm posting this I'll get all the comment notifications... on second thought, you can be the Head Honcho again, CV. - LL)

Back to your previously scheduled program: And that's the way it is. Today's, or rather yesterday's, answers focused on the weather, since the change of seasons often comes with changes in meteorological phenomena, and so on and so forth. By some coincidence, I re-watched "Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs" again last night. It's a damn funny movie. Yes, nothing like the book it was based on, but that's okay, step outside the box and you'll find comedy, especially from Neil Patrick Harris as "Steve".

Tune in later sometime for the next quiz. Assuming that this post even goes through. Cheeky hackers. In Soviet Russia, journal hax j00!

Rock On!

AL&CV&LL

Date: 2011-04-05 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holmes221b.livejournal.com
Speaking of waterboarding, I once managed to waterboard myself...


edit: by the way, how come y'all are screening the comments to the answers post today?
Edited Date: 2011-04-05 05:09 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2011-04-05 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Self-torture is the best torture!

Date: 2011-04-05 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] holmes221b.livejournal.com
THIS IS A TEST OF LIVEJOURNAL'S COMMENTING SYSTEM. HAVE A NICE DAY!

Date: 2011-04-05 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
A nice day is being had! As are comments!

Date: 2011-04-05 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m31andy.livejournal.com
"Don't know why
There's no steak and kidney pie,

Salmonella."

Date: 2011-04-05 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Sweetbreads: that was so eight quizzes ago. ;-)

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Date: 2011-04-05 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n5iln.livejournal.com
I don't give a good gorram about the critics...Julie Newmar was the first, and the best, and the HAWTEST!

:rawr:

Date: 2011-04-05 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Mmm, megahawt. Certainly wouldn't turn her down... but Meriwether was still my favorite. Meow!

Date: 2011-04-05 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Thanks for posting, [livejournal.com profile] lovellama! You da bomb-diggity! Giggity giggity!

Date: 2011-04-05 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paradoxotaur.livejournal.com
Woo! I am glad to see that I speak at least part of the time with the HIVE MIND.

Date: 2011-04-06 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Be one with the COLLECTIVE. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Date: 2011-04-05 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
Quad Damage and a +1?

Mr. Sheen, I'm afraid that *I* am the one winning.

Date: 2011-04-06 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
All you need are some Brazilian goddesses playing volleyball and you're all set.

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Date: 2011-04-05 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killabee886.livejournal.com
4 quotes and a +1?!? My goodness I had teh funny last week.

Date: 2011-04-06 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
That is a mighty epic display of funnehs you have there. Bravo! Keep up the good work!

Date: 2011-04-05 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] athousandsmiles
Dammit, I forgot to do the quiz last week. I feel like I could've been funny too. I could've been a contender!

Date: 2011-04-06 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
You coulda been a contendah! You coulda been a playa, but you just a playa hater!

Date: 2011-04-05 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drbear.livejournal.com
I have had a rotten day, but having an after-the-answer quote almost makes up for it, which will tell you how rotten the day has been.

Date: 2011-04-06 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
That's pretty damn rotten. After-Answer-Quotage is some quality stuff right there.

Date: 2011-04-05 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meloglas.livejournal.com
Bah no Gin and Pudding for you CV! Two quotes? Bah! :P

Date: 2011-04-06 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-deirdre.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm pretty happy with my two quotes! Haven't done this well in ages!

(haven't played in ages)

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Date: 2011-04-05 09:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] germankitty
Two-fer and a group think -- not bad. (And I STILL have "Stormy Weather" stuck on my brain -- thanks a lot, LJDQ!

Date: 2011-04-06 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinamachina.livejournal.com
Not a bad earworm, IMO.

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Date: 2011-04-05 10:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] wiredwizard.livejournal.com
2 plus a groupthink... I can live w/ that. =)

Date: 2011-04-06 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

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Date: 2011-04-06 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] many-from-one.livejournal.com
Three quotage, bam. Don't call it a comeback.

Date: 2011-04-06 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Shall we call it a backcome?

Date: 2011-04-06 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinamachina.livejournal.com
FIVE QUOTES and 2 +1's!!!! My best of the year! By the power of Greyskull, I HAVE THE FUNNEEEEEEEH!

Date: 2011-04-06 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
You have indeed been granted fabulous secret powers. THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Date: 2011-04-06 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinamachina.livejournal.com
"Lena Horne can sit next to Eartha at the League of Bad-Ass Ladies." - kristinmachina

(But both of them kiss the boots of Grace Jones. -CV)

Since the former two are now passed on, I can imagine them as Jedi spirits to Mz. Jones. "Use the fierce, Grace..."

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Date: 2011-04-06 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelprojekt.livejournal.com
Ooh, math fail. "Stormy Weather" was definitely no more than 53 years old when I was born. >.< Malarkey still stands.

Date: 2011-04-06 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
I was gonna say... you didn't seem like a 16-yr-old... ;-)

Date: 2011-04-06 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raphsody606.livejournal.com
A Rodent Flinging Apparatus made by Orientals in this case. Oh the things I saw in China.

Date: 2011-04-06 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Yes, I can believe that in China such a thing exists.

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Woohoo

Date: 2011-04-06 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ifeedformula.livejournal.com
+2. Iza go happy now.

Re: Woohoo

Date: 2011-04-06 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
Happy happy joy joy! Get to the happy place! Full of sweetness and joy and joyness! Everybody happy!

Date: 2011-04-07 08:31 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] chezmax
(Only metaphorically. The world was still black and white, as color photography hadn't been invented yet. -CV)

+1 Calvin & Hobbes

Date: 2011-04-13 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com
One of my favorite lines from when his dad was trying to "educate" him.
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