Leaping Jaguars Devour Quadrupeds

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

No Wednesday is complete without the Reminder Of The Week, telling you that ljdq is sitting out there waiting for each and every one of you to give it the love it so richly deserves. Yes, it's easy to wimp out with simple excuses like "The dog logged on to my account and ate my quiz" and "Aliens kidnapped me and probed my butt last night so I can't sit still for too long." Those are the utterances of the weak. You're above that. You can do it. You must do it. Otherwise I'll eat this kitten.

So, in summary, come on over here and play this week's quiz. Or come to my house for some kitten pie. Your choice.

PS- Thank you afterwards for the link to Kitten Tartare. Mmmm, mmmm, tasty.

Comments

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm....pussy.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

A tasty treat that's fun to eat!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_rikiki/]

BBQ sauce goes great with kitten. (Though we have a cat we're thinking about roasting for Thanksgiving next year, he ought to be big enough by then.)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with a Thanksgiving cat. If the pilgrims had landed in a different country, who knows what might have occured that fateful first holiday?

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

If you're wanting something a little different, a nice tzatziki sauce goes well with kitten. Or pudding. Whichever you have on hand.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Like the song goes, "Now bring us some kitty pudding and bring some out here!"

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then you have to ask yourself, what exactly is in the "hard sauce" for kitty pudding?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Cat jerky bits.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I guess it could be, if you're thinking of one of those wiener dogs.

[fyreflyblue.livejournal.com]

You were saying?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Done and done. Thank you very much.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Good question. Does anyone know the etymology of pussy, by any chance?

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

My kingdom for my old job's subscription to the OED online.

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

Hell, my kingdom for the OED. My local library has a copy and I can often be found petting the volumes when I have no business being over in the reference section.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

Way to be a bibliophile :) (now you've got me wanting to learn photography so I can take that brief image to an artistic extreme)

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

I have often contemplated how to represent the extreme lust love I have for the OED. =)

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.coas.uncc.edu/linguistics/secol/abstracts/smith.htm) was quit interesting.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Clearly I was a linguistics major at the wrong university.

[the-headhunter.livejournal.com]

I had hoped to find a longer version of this paper, so far no luck. =)

yum yum

[permogod.livejournal.com]

Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade
Yield: 2 servings

1/2 cup butter
2/3 cup snipped fresh chives
1/2 cup sliced white onion
1/2 cup sliced red onion
1/2 cup sliced leeks
3 large shallots, sliced
2 teaspoons chopped garlic
1/4 cup Sherry
1/2 cup half and half
salt and pepper
1/2 LB kitten livers

Melt 1/4 cup butter in a cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add chives, onions, leeks, shallots and garlic and cook until tender. Add sherry and stir until no liquid remains. Increase heat to high. Add half and half and boil until reduced, stirring constantly. Season with salt and pepper. Remove and set aside.

Melt remaining butter over medium-high heat. Add kitten livers and cook to desired doneness. We recommend eating kitten livers medium rare.

http://www.petsorfood.com/recipes.shtml#kitten

Re: yum yum

[angledge.livejournal.com]

The internet is just full of magic.

Re: yum yum

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Sweet, tasty magic.

[jelymo.livejournal.com]

awwwwwww but that kitty is so cute!!! how could you possibly eat something that adorable?

[Note: that question is rhetorical.]

[richcsigs.livejournal.com]

fork, knife, teryaki sauce.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Ask a rhetorical question, get a typical answer.

[jelymo.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't be surprised. Especially coming from THAT one. *points to RichC*