May The Force Be With You... And Also With You!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

As we all know, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith opened today. Legions of SW fans have been awaiting this film with a combination of dread and anticipation: Would it be as bad as the previous two? Would George's head finally get unstuck from his gluteus maximus? Would Jar-Jar finally buy the moisture farm? So many questions... so much possibility.

I haven't seen the film yet, so let's be kind and hold off on the spoilers. Yes, I've heard rumors that Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is really bad¹. I know Anakin might turn to the Dark Side². I've even heard that Ewan MacGregor morphs into Alec Guinness³. But I want to see it for myself.

In the meanwhile, a brief reminder that, despite the intense fan fervor you might be feeling right at this moment, you do still need to realize that there is a quiz out there that needs playing, and you should not shirk your ljdq quizling duties just because some big fancy movie is out there demanding your money and attention. Set your priorities- Quiz first, Dark Side second.

Meanwhile, here's a conversation that we might have had in regard to quiz history⁴...

AL: chaosvizier. I should have known. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought aboard.
CV: What is thy bidding, my master?
AL: Help me, chaosvizier, you're my only hope.
CV: Do not be too proud of this journalogical terror you have created.
AL: These answers... far too accurate for normal quizlings. This is the work of Imperial Webcheaters.
Quizlings: But I just went to Google to pick up some power converters!
CV: I find your lack of funny disturbing.
AL: Yousa mean quizlings gonna die?
CV: Wipe them out. All of them.
AL: I got a bad feeling about this.
CV: Many Quizlings died to bring us this conversation.
Quizlings: Please don't deactivate us!
AL: Apologies accepted, Quizlings.
CV: They never even answered any questions...

Go! Play! Watch Movie! Or something.

¹Duh.
²Double Duh.
³Maybe not, but wouldn't that be cool?
⁴No, we never had this conversation. I'm making shit up again.