Larvae Jump During Quatrains

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And thus endeth April, the month of showers. What better way to celebrate the upcoming May Day than by playing this week's quizly offering? The quiz demands your attendance! It requires your obeisance! It will accept sacrifices of chocolate and bacon in celebration of this underappreciated holiday. Or, you can hold off for a few more days and offer a piñata filled with delicious candy. Or bacon. Mmmmmm, bacon. Or pudding. A puddiñata? A giñata? Kinda splashy, that last one... Anyway, the point is, go play. It's good for you. Or else...

Go. Play. Take Quiz.

Comments

[cjtremlett.livejournal.com]

Don't put the gin in the pinata! It would fall on the ground and that's alcohol abuse!

And when you die, you're hung up by your toes and have to lick up all the alcohol you've spilled in your life, from where you spilled it!

[love2loveher.livejournal.com]

Oh shit. I should have been more careful that night in Tijuana.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Well, on the down side, you'll probably catch swine flu from licking up all of Tijuana's floors. On the up side, you'll already be dead, so it won't bother you. Well, ok, maybe that's a down side too. Sorta.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Fear the power of the giñata! The hard part isn't hitting it with a stick; it's catching all the tasty gin in your mouth as it spurts forth from the giñata's gushing wound. GLUG GLUG GLUG.

[lilpocketninja.livejournal.com]

What is on the piggy? It does not look pleasant, someone should give it a bath.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think it's called "seasoning". ;-)

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly sure that that's a Japanese-breadcrumb crust...

JK, it's sawdust bedding.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Death by bacon. Mmmmmmm...bacon...

In other news, I has new puzzley icons nao. :-)

[fireshaper87.livejournal.com]

What is that puzzle?

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

It's called futoshiki. In the puzzle icon, fill each row and column with the numbers 1-5. The chevrons are greater/less then symbols that have to be obeyed when you place the numbers.

[kairon13.livejournal.com]

2 5 3 4 1
3 1 4 2 5
1 3 2 5 4
5 4 1 3 2
4 2 5 1 3

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Like this! ^^^

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

Ooh!
Where can I find me some sweet puzzles like this?

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Just google "futoshiki" and you'll find some good websites where you can solve these and other puzzles online.

So far, my favorite for futoshiki has been this one (http://www.sudoku-puzzles.net/). I haven't gotten the pdf files to work, but solving them online has been a nice distraction.

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

Ooh, thanks. Me likey a lot!

[kaitimae.livejournal.com]

that is just the cutest bacon EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

I am in the process of making a grown-up style piñata, complete with condoms, single-use packages of lube, whippits, and tiny booze bottles (pref. plastic ones to prevent breakage, but will protect them with bubble wrap anyway).

And maybe bacon, just because.

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

You could always make the piñata out of chocolate and then fill it with those tiny bottles of booze. Then you smash the piñata over a soft surface lined with a clean tablecloth to catch all of the goodies...
Mmmm... Goodies...

After the alcohol, the intended victims of this piñata will have no use for the other items. Reasons: Because they will
a) probably not be able to get it up in the first place
b) be too drunk to remember to use those items; or
c) vomit on the object of their affections (which will be a turn-off for the puked-on person).

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

MINI-bottles, d00d! There might be that kind of problem if only one or two people scooped them all up, but 4 or 5 (or more) will be partying all night. Awwwwwyeah. (And for that matter, who said they'd break into the booze FIRST anyway?)

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

Well, there was that recent survey that found that women prefer eating chocolate to having sex. So I am assuming that with them eating the chocolate, they will leave the guys free to drink up the booze and then there we have it: Worst Case Scenario!

[pirho-maniac.livejournal.com]

You dare threaten me with pork products?

...
I ACCEPT.

[phonedeaf.livejournal.com]

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm


the swine flue just got a lot cooler.

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

Someone wrote into my state's paper saying that if there was any justice in the world, vegetarians would be immune to the swine flu.
i doubt it.
The pigs shall squeal from their pens: "Take that for not protecting us from the meat-eaters! You said you were our friends!!!!!!!!"

BTW, I'm vegetarian, so if these comments are offensive to any vegetarians out there, grow some thick skin. Preferably pork-rind.

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you heard me. Pork-rind. I said I'm vegetarian. You didn't hear me saying any nos to cannibalism.