Llayv Jernle Dheylee Qwhizz

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Play this week's quiz now
Or be eaten by a grue.
The choice is all yours.

Feel free to haiku away in the comments. We love poetry!

Comments

[kaitimae.livejournal.com]

what the hell's a grue?
i do not know, that's for sure.
you guys are too weird.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

We are not so weird
bacon kenya sauerkraut
what were you saying?

[spatialrift47.livejournal.com]

Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refrigerator

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

If we wanted sense
we probably would not be
on LJDQ.

[love2loveher.livejournal.com]

I would really like
To have a haiku icon.
Can you quizlings help?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Icon, Yukon,
We're all Khan
For Montalban!

[denmarkien.livejournal.com]

LJ Quiz small fish
hanging upside down alone
on the summer day.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

We ate that fishie,
Cut him into sashimi
And then Wasssaaaaaaaaaabi.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

What, LJDQ;
Weekly wit was insufficient?
"Dance for us, bitches!"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

One little poem
Can be frosting on the cake
Of great destiny.

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

But what are your thoughts on iambic pentameter?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd said it best:

"WE HATE IAMBIC PENTAMETER!"

[seekingferret.livejournal.com]

Composed several months ago:

There once was a problem so big,
Writing haiku didn't help it a fig.
A limerick appeared;
Roadblocks disappeared;
And the problem became simpler than trig.

(This, of course, led to a poetry duel that culminated when my rival could not top my badass sestina)

[ntlespino.livejournal.com]

Now that you have said
that there is a duel extant
Read it, I would like

[theninth.livejournal.com]

The quiz on LJ ain't daily
But participants enter quite gayly
To show off their wit
And nitpick a bit
And now I can rhyme ukulele!

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

A witty limerick
Is water in the hot sun
Now please rhyme "orange."

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Knowing is pointless.
Just go forth and be funny.
Who's your daddy now?

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Trees rise in darkness
Silent watchers of the night
Owl shit splats on me

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

When the spotted owl
shits on you, just be thankful
ostriches can't fly.

[billfl.livejournal.com]

Quizzy Quizzy Quiz
Quiz Quiz Quiz Quizarama
Quizzity Quizzing

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Not enough quiz in this one.

[cholma.livejournal.com]

Gin and Tonic gone
Chaosvizier cries big tears
Oh wait here is more

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Four large cubes of ice.
Add gin, tonic, quarter lime.
Liquid Perfection.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That was deep and surprisingly moving. You may have a +1 for procrastinating.

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Haiku on request
Written for another's joy
rarely comes out successfully

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Haiku very much
Thanks, but I decline the chance to
I'd rather make puns

[stagemanager.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the Quiz ex-
ists to make me crazy when-
ever I try it.



Breaking and stretching
rules makes me feel overjoyed.
Masturbation same.

[mattwolf.livejournal.com]

Life-masturbation
Each require a firm grip
And delicate touch

[mattwolf.livejournal.com]

I played already
Msde my attempt at humor
Your Grue can shove it

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Once again I try
writing that Japanese verse
where I always end up saying more than the syllables...allow...

...

DAMMIT!

[mattwolf.livejournal.com]

You fail at haiku
Dishonor overwhelms you
Hari-kari time!

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

I shake my pudding.
It shivers like winter geese.
I would eat them both.

[mattwolf.livejournal.com]

Both pudding and grease
Neither are good for your guts
But no need to floss

[yayworthy.livejournal.com]

Do I get more points
For an impressive haiku?
If so please ignore.

[wint3rhart.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine's:

Poop is very brown
Although sometimes it is not.
Then you're in trouble.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

This haiku is gross.
Truthful yes, but disgusting-
How did corn get there?

[a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t.livejournal.com]

The DQ is like
setting your ass on fire
only more funny

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Backhand compliments:
You have mastered this art form.
We are glad... maybe?

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Now, I'm serious.
Certainly I can restrict
Myself to the limts that the poem style allows by not oh crap I did it again, didn't I? *headdesk*

[amberdowny.livejournal.com]

I came over here
to see little animals.
There weren't any.
:(

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Consumed them I did.
Tender juicy cute morsels
Filling my belly.

[mattwolf.livejournal.com]

Pikachu pika
Pi pikachu pika pi
Pika pikachu