Merry Christmas!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And a happy new quiz year to all of you! As a present, we're giving all of you a free quiz. Free! Totally free! And it's even better if you answer its questions and take a gander at the comedy that the new year might have to offer. Come on, go out and play! Your parents probably got you that pony I wasn't going to give you, so now nothing should be holding you back. Go! Play! Take Quiz!

PS- yes, some of you might not celebrate Christmas. But today happens to be Christmas Day, so the title is appropriate. If you're not all that Christmassy, then of course Happy Holiday Of Choice to you. I myself will be celebrating Ginnukah, and eight days of public drunkenness. Wheeee!

Comments

[b-hulsmans.livejournal.com]

oh chaosvizie! please tell us the story about how you lasted 8 days with only one bottle of gin!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It was a ten-gallon bottle.

[b-hulsmans.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what size that is in normal people's sizes, but I am guessing: you wouldn't last 3 days with that bottle anyway.

[cholma.livejournal.com]

37.85 liters, a container that is easily the equivalent of an airplane sampler bottle to CV!

[sjl.livejournal.com]

Your antipodean brethren say that you're a day late. ;)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm more interested in what my nickelodean brethren have to say. ;-)

Happy Boxing Day, Land Down Under!

[sjl.livejournal.com]

Btw - messages on this post are all screened?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Oops... didn't turn that off. Unscreened!

[mathsnerd]

I didn't get my pony. *pouts*

[many-from-one.livejournal.com]

I think I might have got your pony.

[mathsnerd]

Will you return it, or shall I sue you for pony custody? ;)

[many-from-one.livejournal.com]

I'll try to return. The post is a bit unreliable here though (how many stamps do you need to send a Shetland by airmail anyway?)

In fact, the mailman is probably going to steal it.

[mathsnerd]

I know it costs about twenty pounds to send a 2 kg package. Can you divide the pony in 2 kg parts, or would that make customs declarations even worse?

Bet you he will. The Royal Mail is always out to steal ponies.

[mistressjennfer.livejournal.com]

:(
I didn't get my plastic rocket.
Hanukkah Harry snubbed me completely this year.

*whines*

[mathsnerd]

Yeah well, the ChristChild fell down on his duties too. How much you want to bet they were out drinking together and forgot us?

[mistressjennfer.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I bet they picked up Kwanzaa Bot and hit Vegas together...

[mathsnerd]

Typical. Just like MajorReligousHoliday Representatives to put drinking over work. We ought to send them a memo reminding them that we deserve *something* for believing all year.

[chezmax]

I loves your icon.

[mathsnerd]

Danke! "Eye" loves yours. ;)

[chezmax]

Tee hee. It was particularly the haiku about scritching the back. My cats have a serious case of elevator butt.

[modernlove-89.livejournal.com]

Man, I pleaded and begged and whined for that pony, and I was SO PSYCHED when I got it...right before I remembered that I'm allergic to horses. Then I had to remember how to keep from asphyxiating!
In conclusion: Anyone want an (almost) free pony?

[mathsnerd]

I'll take it, since many_from_one got mine and we figure the mail'll steal it when it gets mailed to me.

[eyeharvester.livejournal.com]

It appears that your icons really appeal to people who have eyes in their icons, since I think that this one of yours is about as awesome than a stew made from Chuck Norris broth.

[kaitimae.livejournal.com]

re: liquor in bulk
funnily enough, that is exactly how i spent christmas eve with three very nice strangers after our flight home had been cancelled! while being stranded at the airport on christmas eve wasn't fun, getting plastered in a hotel lobby with some cool people made it a whole lot better than it could have been...

[fyrefaery.livejournal.com]

You bastards! I saw "free quiz" and got all excited, only to click and be disappointed when I saw the same questions from the previous entry.

Then I recalled that NONE of these quizzes has ever cost anything. Obviously I am a consumer whore. But I'm a classy one, damn it.

Answers please!

[demon-666.livejournal.com]

I am waiting for the answers! *hops from foot to foot impatiently*
I think that along with all of the Major Religous Holiday Representatives who failed in their duties, CV is still too busy enjoying his "eight days of public drunkenness".
Quick, somebody get him a pot of strong coffee and a packet of kittens!

Re: Answers please!

[yunami.livejournal.com]

No, not kittens! I hear the orange ones really mess you up!