Leaky Jalopy Drives Questionably

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

What, you say? A Thursday reminder actually appearing on a Thursday? This is madness! THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA! Strangely, I grew up near a Sparta, and it was nowhere near as hardcore as the movie claimed. Bunch of posers. But that's irrelevant. The real point is, if you haven't gone and done your duty as a citizen of the internet and played this week's quizly goodness, then you're missing out on fun and crazy. So be a good netizen, live up to your obligations, and bring on comedy like never before! Do it now!

And on an unrelated note, the ljdq would like to declare this lady to be our official mascot.

Go. Play. Eat Puddings. Take Quiz.

Comments

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Okay, you are permitted to leave out the otherwise-obligatory cute fuzzy animal this week.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think a pudding is suitable replacement for puppies. Unless it's puppy pudding! Best of both worlds!

[angelikitten]

Or a cat covered in custard.

[drbear.livejournal.com]

I don't know about fuzzy, but she's kinda cute...and man, I hope the pudding isn't fuzzy.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's like that Christmas song, right? "Now bring us some fuzzy pudding, now bring us some fuzzy pudding, now bring us some fuzzy pudding, and bring some out here!"

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Friday is the new Thursday! Only now Thursday is the new Friday, which was Thursday. Or something. You know. THURSDAY! DO IT!!!

[selenityshiroi.livejournal.com]

That article has just hit my hate list. Not because of the jealousy invoked by the awesomeness of someone tasting pudding all day, but because they insulted Bird's Custard.

Fuck the pretentious shits at the Daily Mail. I could drink Bird's Custard instead of water.

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

Bird's Custard is gold, not just in colour.

Dammit, I'm going to make a litre tonight in protest.

And your icon speaks the truth *nod* *nod*.

[chaotic-cupcake.livejournal.com]

I agree. That icon is win. <3

[angelikitten]

Man, do I want custard right now...

Is lunch a good excuse to eat custard?

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

You need an excuse ?!?!

Tell yourself you need the calcium if you really need some reason, or tell yourself it's custard season - and grab yourself some brandy n fruit pud as well.

[angelikitten]

God bless Custard Season! XD

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm...custard. I smuggled back a bunch for my mom last time I was in the UK. Custard goooood.

[gigglingpixie.livejournal.com]

I find it strange that you can only find custard in the UK. My aunt moved to the States *mumblemumble* years ago and whenever she comes for a visit she always takes back McVitie's Chocolate Digestives, Bird's Custard powder and Jaffa Cakes. Every Christmas my mum sends over a package of marzipan and a box of Bisto gravy granules. This year she was concerned that customs or whatever would open the marzipan cos it's slightly squishy...just like a block of C4. x

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what amuses me most, marzipan as C4, or the fact that a mum (age is irrelevant when dealing with mums) knows the consistency of C4.

[angelikitten]

For some reason, my mum knows this too. Of course, this is the woman who taught me how to garotte someone, and whose dad bought me a sword.

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

I'm suddenly getting flashes of lots of films. Your mum isn't evasive about her day-job, is she? What about your last name? "Smith. Just Smith." ?

[angelikitten]

No, but two of my best friends have just got engaged, and his last name is Smith XD

[vayshti.livejournal.com]

Well if he ever starts calling your mum "boss," then you'll know she's a top ranking spy. Mum is just her cover. There is no other way a sword-wielding, garotte and C4 expert can survive in our mundane world!

[uadlika.livejournal.com]

She can't find Bird's custard powder in the states? I'm in Michigan and I can find it in my local Meijer (aka one of the best stores on Earth). May I ask where she is?

[gigglingpixie.livejournal.com]

West Virginia. Maybe she can find it and it's just tradition now! x

[kissed-by-fate.livejournal.com]

It's that iron discipline that has turned Faye into the doyenne of British pud-tasters.

I'll agree to her being the mascot if you never EVER call her a pud-taster.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Agreed. We'll hire some other people to taste puds.

[chaotic-cupcake.livejournal.com]

She's from South Africa. We clearly knows our pudding stuffs. <3 I'll take over when she retires. I wonder whether the University of Cape Town offers a degree in 'pud-tasting'. ?.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think most universities offer "pud tasting" as an Independent Study course.

[uadlika.livejournal.com]

I live in a place that calls itself "Spartan Country" and plays clips from 300 before every major sporting event and you're right, it is nowhere near as hardcore as the movie claimed. Unless you're into hardcore drinking at frat parties I guess.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

To each their own... but real Spartans could drink them under the table.

[autumnrain]

Om nom pudding~

I actually remembered to play this week \o/

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Memory is good! I wish I had more of it!

[cholma.livejournal.com]

Dear LJDQ,

We regret to inform you that our client, Cholma, has been declared mentally incompetent to participate in this week's challenge. While this hasn't stopped him in previous weeks, the court finally found a white jacket that fit him.

We are hoping to have him released in time for next week's fun and games.

Cordially,

Lauffin, Joaquin & Kryin,
Attorneys at Law

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

In case of brain failure, deploy gin.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Hey, my second cousins grew up in the Sparta you grew up near, and one of them is in the Army, so maybe it's kinda sorta hard core? He had to get it from somewhere... Maybe Lafayette?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I think Lafayette probably counts as the least hardcore of them all. Maybe they stole some mojo from Dover. ;-)

[tinamachina.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the lovely future Mrs. chaosvizier?

[angledge.livejournal.com]

Just imagine the pudding costs of that household!

Then again, she gets tons of free pudding from her job.

chaosvizer + Faye Clark = OTP.

[amymich.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry for her, but side affect of VD aside, spotted dick is a favorite dessert of mine.

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

*impatiently taps foot*

Come ON! I'm TRYING to goof off at work here!