Love Jolie; Despise Quaid

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Today, for those of you who might have missed it, is Thursday. Thursday is a great day- you've gotten past Hump Day, you're close to the weekend, Thor is happy because it's his day, and T.G.I.Friday's knows that its time is coming. However, more important that all of those things is, of course, this week's version of the LiveJournal Daily Quiz! We welcome the outpouring of new players eager to try something different. That's a good thing. And remember: The right answers are ultimately irrelevant. Anyone can hit up The Intarwebs and come up with all the answers to any question we've ever asked. That's easy. Challenge yourself! Maybe you know the answer? Maybe you think you know the answer? Maybe you have no clue whatsoever? Good! Let creativity take you forward. Make a joke. Make a pun. Make a pun-filled joke. Say something crazy. Just let your inhibitions run free!

And a special shout out has to go to helena150, who became the 2000th watcher at ljdq. Congratulations! I would have sent you a kitten, but, as always, I eated it.


Go. Play. Take Quiz.

Comments

[3771.livejournal.com]

why doesn't that cat have words on it? this can't be right.

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

chaosvizier ate those too.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I like them better when they taste like alt-text.

[3771.livejournal.com]

i remembered the alt-text this time. i am learning!

[stealthpup.livejournal.com]

Euw -- kitty-spit is not my favored condiment.

[buzz.livejournal.com]

You do know cats existed before Al Gore invented the internet, yes? :P

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

NO WAI!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Do the hump! Do the humpty-hump!

[supreme-empress.livejournal.com]

You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, but your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well... They're no friends of mine.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That's right. Respect the Safety Dance.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. Are you telling me it's only ok for Easter Bunnies? I think not. ;-)

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

For years I thought it was the 'Easter Squirrel', because every bunny I got was earless.

[pirho-maniac.livejournal.com]

What flavor does it has?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Boot to the head.

[cholma.livejournal.com]

...and one more for Jenny and the Wimp. :D

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Bravo. You may stay. ;-)

[pirho-maniac.livejournal.com]

But I am not Ed Gruberman!

[helena150.livejournal.com]

I want my kitten now :]

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Here, have this one.

[helena150.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted a mutant kitty, thanks (y) ha

[billfl.livejournal.com]

In Soviet Russia, kitteh eated you!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Comrade Kitten, at last ve vill eat imperialist moose and quizling. Also, ve vill find the nuclear wessels.

[t-sica.livejournal.com]

Well technically it should be "ze nuclear wessels." Don'cha think?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I did forget ze "ze". Thank you, Mr. Chekhov.

[kissed-by-fate.livejournal.com]

Pardon me, but is this where I stand to become one of the cool people?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Whoops! You just stood in the "getting hit in the head" line. So sorry! THWAP!

Our line is over here. You can tell because people aren't getting hit in the head.

[amymich.livejournal.com]

*runs to the cool kids who aren't getting hit in the head line*

[lucymalfoy.livejournal.com]

It's not clean, it's just covered in cat spit!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Which, by some amazing coincidence, tastes like Jack Daniels Barbecue Sauce! Who'd have guessed it?

[ntlespino.livejournal.com]

You FRENCH the kittehs before eating? EW.

[tarnera.livejournal.com]

Here's another snack for ya, chaosvizier *pokes userpic*

[princessmoonray.livejournal.com]

This community makes princess happy.

[pedanther]

Make a pun.

Well, if you insist.

Of course, that pun nearly went off a cliff...

[traveller-blues.livejournal.com]

...fortunately I took notes. For those of you who don't know Greek letters(in this case, it's -not- Greek to you)... that's a cat that says 'Mu'. (Though it might work with a Tauren as well....)

-Traveller

[pedanther]

There once was a curate of Kew
Who found a small cat in a pew.
He taught it to speak
Alphabetical Greek -
But it never got further than "μ".

[babyraven.livejournal.com]

Mind if I lift that? I have some classics dork friends who would get a kick and a half from it.

[pedanther]

I have no right to stop you, as it's not mine (indeed, it's considerably older than I am). But even if it were mine, I'd say: sure, go ahead.

[kira-snugz.livejournal.com]

aaaawww ljdq!! why isn't ituesday?

i got to go drinking!and tehrewas a cowmachine! and firfighters went flying off it and now i wantesd to quiz and there is only kittens!! kittensarenot good as quizzes!

[ollieoxinfree.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised I'm the first to do this:
AWWWWWWWW, LOOKATTHEKITTY!

But then again I'm new here.

Birthdays!!!!

[confusedpuppy.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday Angledge! Best wishes to you today.
(It's already the 20th in Europe)