Questions Don't Justify Levity

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's another fun-filled action-packed Thursday here on Planet Earth (unless you're 11 hours behind me right now), and that means it's time to remind one and all to go play this week's quiz! 11 6 questions eagerly await! It's buckets of fun! Fun for the whole family! Fun for everyone! So come on, give it a shot, and get some of your friends to play too. They'll thank you for it, in the long run.

Meanwhile, I'm hungry for bacon.


Go! Play! Take Quiz!

Comments

[fizrep.livejournal.com]

Shit, that pic made me hungry. Ham-stuffed pumpkin!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You know you want some. It's scrum-diddly-umptious!

[billfl.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, Bac-O-Lantern!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ichabod Crane would have been less afraid of the Headless Horseman if his punkinhead had been full of pork goods instead of, say, fire.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Pfft. When are you NOT hungry for bacon? Seriously, bacon makes *everything* better. Just take ANY picture of any of the cute fuzzy animals you've had, and then picture that animal wrapped in BACON. Doesn't that look THAT MUCH TASTIER?

Also, for your gustatory pleasure...Frankenpig (http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_157/)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Bacon does make everything better. Obey the chart. The chart is civilization. (http://incredimazing.com/page/Bacon_Flowchart)

Also, Frankenpig looks damn tasty. I want one.

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was thinking it might be reassembled from all the parts a pig is made of. Like, get ham and chops and sausages and bacon and all that, and assemble a pig out of it's component parts. 1:1 scale. THAT would be awesome. ('spensive too, likely)

[thepikey.livejournal.com]

And then we learn about baconcake! (http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/index.php?id=1095)

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm....bacon pie! With whipped cream!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Elvis has entered the building!

[buzz.livejournal.com]

BUTTER THAT BACON!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Butter is another magical additive that can do no wrong. Butter and bacon combined... truly a gift from On High.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Why are baby pigs so cute and adult pigs so ugly not-cute?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Baby pigs are happy and lively and innocent, and that blissful joy is reflected in their cute little bodies. But at some point they realize that there is not a single part of their body that is not destined to be converted into foodstuff, and it thoroughly demoralizes them. Then they get sad, let their looks go, and that's their transition to adulthood.

After that, HOT DOGS AND BACON FOR EVERYONE! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

That's the really sad part - bacon is gross!!

[drbear.livejournal.com]

But tasty!

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

You, sir/ma'am, may have all my bacon.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That is the best pickup line I've heard all week.

[gorghte.livejournal.com]

Me too!

[brightlotusmoon.livejournal.com]

Master says take quiz! Raaaahr!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Obey the master!

[brightlotusmoon.livejournal.com]

So, shall I call you Shredder or Mama?
(and if you know what I'm talking about I'll give you a cookie)

[elliemurasaki.livejournal.com]

Actually played this week. Woot. Linked friends on IRC, too. Though as the only person who acknowledged it was boyfriend and he went 'meh' at me when I told him the point wasn't to get it right, I've a suspicion you didn't get any new players from me this week.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

That is a sad thing. But you tried, and that is worthy. We can ask no more of you. Except maybe to kick boyfriend in the nuts for his derogatory demeanor.

[elliemurasaki.livejournal.com]

If I do that, he'll be grumpy for hours.