Lundi, Jeudi, Dimanche... Qu'est-ce qui se passe?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Even though Tuesday is sometimes Wednesday, Thursday is now definitely Thursday. And that means play Tuesday's quiz. Or you can play Wednesday's quiz. Whichever one you like better. Meanwhile, I'm gonna eat a polar bear.

His name is Knut. Hee hee, Knut.

The following jokes are mine:
"I'm going to kick him in the Knuts."
"Knut Gingrich/Knut Gunray"
"She turned me into a Knut!"

Everything else is open. Fire away!

Comments

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

I can't decide which quiz to play! (they both look so tasty)

So, instead I leave you with this...

Sometimes you feel like a Knut. Sometimes you don't.

[kiwislut.livejournal.com]

Curses! You beat me to it!

[drbear.livejournal.com]

If I don't get quoted this week, I intend to chant:
Knuts and bolts!
Knuts and bolts!
I got screwed!

(but I'll do it very quietly so the LJDQ gods mods don't hear me.)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Don't chant. Chanting is so old fashioned. You need to sing!

"I like white Knuts and I can knut lie!
All you other bears can't deny
When a cub walks in with a cutie widdle face
And white fur all o'er the place
You go knuts!"

[drbear.livejournal.com]

Let's knut go there...

[elliemurasaki.livejournal.com]

No eating polar bear! My polar bear! *cuddles polar bear*

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Kno Knus is Good Knus with Gary Knu.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Very nice and old school to boot. Captain Kangaknu would be proud. Except that wasn't his show.

[callmeal.livejournal.com]

Is this the point where I should point out that most of the horriblegreat jokes don't actually work because "Knut", correctly pronounced, rhymes with Newt?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I'm open to all interpretations, as you can see by the line of jokes officially claimed by me. Whether it rhymes with "butt" or "poot", a skillful artist can still make it funny. Or foonny, if you wish.

[darthparadox.livejournal.com]

Yes, but what about Knut Rockne?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Since that was practically his real name, this joke is merely knutral.

[caffeineod.livejournal.com]

He looks pretty small. Is he a kn00b?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And since he's unclothed, he's also knude.

[jeweledvixen.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, I'm gonna eat a polar bear.

That is knut funny. I'm going to steal him and feed him some Fig Knutons instead.

[raepixy3.livejournal.com]

Aw Knuts...everyone already stole the good "Knut" puns.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Knut yet they haven't. He needs to fatten up so he can be a doughknut.

[raepixy3.livejournal.com]

Everyone here is so damn Knutty.

[calenlily.livejournal.com]

*iconlove*

[raepixy3.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.

Merci, fellow Renthead.

Knut's reaction to the punneries

[germankitty]

He'd rather play with his Steiff namesake anyway:



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[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Re: Knut's reaction to the punneries

[germankitty]

*Gigglesnort*

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[germankitty]

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[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Re: Knut's reaction to the punneries

[germankitty]

Knut enuff

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[fallendebre.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG that dog has a puffy tail this wins the Intarknuts!

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

Do you suppose he'd be Knutritious?

/sorry

//no i'm not

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

He's so cute, he's practically made of Knutrasweet!

[cloakedstoat.livejournal.com]

*driveby icon love*

[damanique.livejournal.com]

Wow, a bit late with the Knut meme. That was like, months ago! Oh, you guys are so behind Europe. ;)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Hey, it takes time for the intarknutz to bring data across the ocean and into the Knew World. We're just victims of timing. It's knut our fault.

[damanique.livejournal.com]

Okay, at the rate you're going the Pun God is going to pun-ish you and he'll take away your Punitzer prize.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

CV: Hey, Pun God, are you really going to pun-ish me?
PG: Screw that, I'm on vacation. I'm naming you Puntiff of the Pun God.
CV: Does that let me live in the Vatipun City?
PG: Not with that weak-ass pun it doesn't.
CV: Curses.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

And remember, kids, the really good puns are only 2/3 of a pun.

P U

Math and punnery. Heaven.

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

Those damned knubes must be plugged again.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

We have to plug it again. We're living in aknuther world over here.

The TV Show, Knut's My Line

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

They must be Republicans, notice the wide stance.

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[talkjive.livejournal.com]

What the fuck *is* that?

[billfl.livejournal.com]

This whole thread should be rated N for knudity.

(Why "N"? Because the "K" is silent)

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

First, Knut with the oo sound...

Is he from Notre Dame, and therefore a fan of Knut Rockne? Or maybe he likes Fig Knutons. Ah, well, everything old is Knut again.

And now, with the schwa sound...

If not Fig Knutons, maybe some Knut n Honey Cereal, perhaps? Could he have been in England to visit Knuttingham Forest? I think Knut.

These puns just tie me up in a Knut.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And this is how we know you teach math and not English. A schwa does not rhyme with nut or not. But that's ok. We forgive you your crazy mathemagical ways.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

*grabs dictionary to confirm
*sees the bad news
*puts dictionary back
*trudges off, head hanging in shame

[tzeentch.livejournal.com]

How many Knuts to a Sickle? or Galleon?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It doesn't really matter, as long as you've researched mapmaking and built The Great Lighthouse.