Lye, Jai, Die, Qwai

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And on this warm February morning we say unto thee, Get thee hence and play yon quiz! That's right, it's Thursday, which means that time is running out for you to quiz it up. Bring on the answers! Unleash your inner creative demons! Or just eat some tasty bacon. Whatever works for you. New players are always welcome! Go forth and tell your friends. And tell their friends. Bring in more players so we can bring you more funnies.

And if you don't, I'll make sure Britney and Anna Nicole are on all the news channels for another six weeks. PLAY OR SUFFER! You have no choice!

Comments

[etcet.livejournal.com]

PLAY OR SUFFER!

It's no "Kneel before Zod," but it'll do.

KNEEL BEFORE CHAOS VIZOD!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Ah, General Zod. Is there nothing you cannot do?

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Well, after the climax of Superman II, he prolly can't shake hands too well any more...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Seriously, no one wants THIS kind of suffering.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

It's nothing at all like Launcelot's Peril, is it?

Because I could totally go for some Castle Anthrax peril right about now.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

Is that foreshadowing? o.O

[ladyiapetus]

Mmmm... bacon...

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

There's never a wrong time for bacony goodness.

[lovellama.livejournal.com]

There's always time for bacon!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

And there's always room for bacon!

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure Britney and Anna Nicole are on all the news channels for another six weeks.

For he is a wrathful and vengeful chaosvizier, and giveth us these things in anger.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

And you will know that His name is THE LAW!

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

I thought Judge Dredd was the law.

Right now, I suppose anything would be better than that bozo judge at the ANS hearings.

[clare-dragonfly.livejournal.com]

You mean if everybody plays the quiz, there will be no more Britney and Anna Nicole?! EVERYBODY DO IT NOW!

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I do so mean!

[jessicamariek.livejournal.com]

Seriously. I'd get all of LJ to play if it means I don't have to think about those two twits anymore. Don't we have better things to do?

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Yes, boys and girls, when the tabloid reporters come out from under their rocks, and see their shadows, that means another six weeks of Dead Anna Nicole and Bald Britney.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

If it wasn't for trashy celebrities melting down in public and/or unexpectedly keeling over, we'd have no news at all worth watching. God knows we don't want to hear about useless boring crap like global warming and the war in Iraq!

Mmmm...bacon.

[ginalin.livejournal.com]

Wow. I thought it was caused by all the hairspray used by rock bands back in the 80s!

[ntlespino.livejournal.com]

And if you don't, I'll make sure Britney and Anna Nicole are on all the news channels for another six weeks.