Kal-El, O.J., Tenacious D, GQ

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Who let the quiz out? Woof! Woof woof!
Ok, that wasn't really necessary. But I'm out of my mind here, and don't have time for creative witticisms. All I can do is remind you all that there's a quiz out there that needs playing, and if you don't play we'll release wild dogs upon you.

I'd eat a tasty animal, but I am sad, because I missed out:


Better luck next time, I say as I eat this delicious Siberian Tiger sammich. Yummy yum yum.
Go. Play. Take Quiz.

Comments

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

Extinction of a species is not funny.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Neither is Chris Tucker, but somehow he still gets cast in movies. How does it happen? I don't know.

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

SEE ALSO Martin Lawrence, Jim Carrey, or Adam Sandler

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Stretching? I call it "creative interpretation". I think it was clever, so Nyah. ;-)

Mmmmm...pupfish. That satisfies my craving for dogs AND fishies! Perfect!

[kokopellinelli]

*groan* Haaaans, you're a bad man.

[amphelice.livejournal.com]

;_;

You mean, mean person. Made me cry. *sob*

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Never claimed to be otherwise.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

It's ok. My environmentally conscious and friendly co-moderator is already planning to beat me with a slab of tofu. It's not going to be pretty.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Chris Rock and Ben Stiller.

[sskipstress.livejournal.com]

I wanna see that :)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Is it free-range tofu?

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Lord knows I've tried, lol.

And let's not leave out anything with the name 'Wayans' attached to it.

[potassiumman.livejournal.com]

Can we buy tickets?

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

Adam Sandler, in a freak duct tape and steamroller accident, causes tragedy for Jim Carrey?

[lightmagician.livejournal.com]

I answered the quiz.

Not only that, but I did it BEFORE reminder Thursday.

I foresee snowflakes in Hell.

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

You know, of course, that they would totally make that movie. It has all the hallmarks of a Classic Family Film.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Why, was Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate already booked?

[ex-njyoder460.livejournal.com]

Tofu never is.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_xanthia/]

Eat this instead? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/xanthia/babynutrition.jpg)

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"Good enough for Dingos, Good enough for you."

That sold me right there.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You're living on the edge now! Wild and crazy! You're making gravy without the lumps! STAND BACK; YOU MIGHT BE DANGEROUS!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_xanthia/]

I'm quite partial to "They come straight from Mom's belly to yours" myself, but, yeah, that line sells it, too.

[vcfilks.livejournal.com]

And now for the pun that nobody but Israeli audiences will understand...


When superman needs a house built quickly, he uses Pal-Kal-El!

You all should have anticipated this.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I was all set to beat CV to death with a 200-lb slab of Ithaca's finest tofu, but he distracted me with a violin-playing redhead & some booze. He escaped unscathed.

Re: You all should have anticipated this.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

To be fair, the redhead was pretty hot, and the booze pretty strong. And the music pretty fucking awesome. And the venue pretty cool too. If I'm gonna distract you, I at least put on a good show. ;-)